As if You’d Ever Need This!
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As if you would have the above-pictured problem! Oh my, now that makes me bust a gut. The type you really need is for small peckers. Those should fit you a lot better if you happen to be lucky enough to to actually get some naive woman to sleep with you. Trust me, though, you will only be using one condom out of that box—with her, anyways. They never come back for seconds, do they? Your Mistress Jamie is here to rub that fact in your face. Hummiliation by phone, all in the comfort of your own home: sitting on your bed, where you never get any action. LOL. Isn’t that funny?
It gives me a good time, anyways. Phone sex for you is always a humiliating experience. It ought to be that way for you when your dick is too tiny that you can’t even expect Femdoms, or any phone-girl for that matter, to pretend to be excited by four inches!
It’s not uncommon for men who have such a lack of manhood to find themselves without girlfriends or wives. Even if he does manage to get a significant other, after a short period of time she usually starts cheating on him, and if she stays long-term it’s because she’s cuckolding him. Not all, but many, many cuckolds do have small penises, not to mention other sexual malfunctions like premature ejaculation.
Most of the cucks I know want their woman to be happy, so they go along with the role of being the submissive husband. Sometimes they take up important jobs like cleaning up their wife’s cream-pies or even sucking cock to make her lover hard for her. After years of no sex with their wife, some of them even let their wife’s boyfriend penetrate them, just so they can have some sort of body-to-body sex. Yes, it’s true, a wife can turn her husband gay by withholding sex from him indefinitely.
