Biggest Loser Wanker
mr. mac goo is going to be this month’s biggest loser. He worked and tugged and pulled his little loser pecker for me for almost three hours but was unable to cum. What a dumbass. I think all the women at his bank know what a compulsive masturbator he is.
They probably smell ejaculate on him every time he goes up to the till. I feel sorry for any woman that has to deal with mr. sticky mac goo and is just making minimum wage. Yuck! I can’t believe that stupid shit actually wanted me to tell everyone what a loser he is!
He can’t get laid unless he pays for it. I mean everytime he has sex he has to pay for it. Apparently he sweats his ass off trying to work his little dick in those sweet pussies. He asked, “Mistress Jamie, would you fuck me?” Hell no, mr. mac goo, I wouldn’t fuck you if you where the last man on earth. Not only is your dick only six inches, I don’t want your stinky-ass sweat all over me—not to mention you can only get it semi-hard anyway.
That’s another problem he has: getting hard. I guess he’s getting old. Do most 38-year-old guys have that problem? For myself, at 30 yrs of age I’m a sexual tigress, so I can’t relate at all. The fun thing about mr. mac goo is that he’s so pathetic it’s almost cute. There is this prostitute Lexi that’s been milking him for months. I told him she’s a whore and he knows it. But I think he gets off on it. Geesh what a silly man. LOL.
But believe it or not, I love the pathetic mr. mac goo. 
