mr. mac goo is going to be this month’s biggest loser. He worked and tugged and pulled his little loser pecker for me for almost three hours but was unable to cum. What a dumbass. I think all the women at his bank know what a compulsive masturbator he is.
They probably smell ejaculate on him every time he goes up to the till. I feel sorry for any woman that has to deal with mr. sticky mac goo and is just making minimum wage. Yuck! I can’t believe that stupid shit actually wanted me to tell everyone what a loser he is!
He can’t get laid unless he pays for it. I mean everytime he has sex he has to pay for it. Apparently he sweats his ass off trying to work his little dick in those sweet pussies. He asked, “Mistress Jamie, would you fuck me?” Hell no, mr. mac goo, I wouldn’t fuck you if you where the last man on earth. Not only is your dick only six inches, I don’t want your stinky-ass sweat all over me—not to mention you can only get it semi-hard anyway.
That’s another problem he has: getting hard. I guess he’s getting old. Do most 38-year-old guys have that problem? For myself, at 30 yrs of age I’m a sexual tigress, so I can’t relate at all. The fun thing about mr. mac goo is that he’s so pathetic it’s almost cute. There is this prostitute Lexi that’s been milking him for months. I told him she’s a whore and he knows it. But I think he gets off on it. Geesh what a silly man. LOL.
But believe it or not, I love the pathetic mr. mac goo. 
posted by admin at 11:26 am
Posted by admin on January 3rd, 2007 filed in cuckold, little dick talk, HumiliationSexytexting is a great platform for the shy caller who wants to get to know a Mistress. lil willie was just such a person into wee dickie humiliation he was very willing to show off on cam for me to give me a good laugh–and that it was it’s ironic how something so small can make me laugh so loud.
It was fun after the call showing all my girlfriends the pictures of his flacid little noodle. I don’t think he’s ever made a woman orgasm with that limp pansy stick. I think if willie does ever get with a woman he’ll difinetly be but to use as a submissive cuckhold what else could he do?
He can’t expect his partner to go with out real dick or a real man for that matter. Or maybe because he likes his panties so much some woman will turn him into a maid? I’m betting both a cuckolded sissy maid don’t laugh I’ve heard of it happening he’s a great candidate for sure.
It’s too bad willie didn’t bring his toys I think he likes having his man cunt used. That’s not uncommon for a tic tac dick guy either really when you can’t get any pussy it’s amazing what you are willing to do. It didn’t really matter in the end though because I insisted on him finger fucking his man cunt for me. When I asked him at first he told me that he was to fat and his arms were to short and chubby to reach his slut hole, ya right lol!
I had no mercy and told exactly how to get those chubby little fingers in that cunny of his.
For small dick humiliation call Mistress Jamie 1-800-356-6169
posted by admin at 12:56 am


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As if you would have the above-pictured problem! Oh my, now that makes me bust a gut. The type you really need is for small peckers. Those should fit you a lot better if you happen to be lucky enough to to actually get some naive woman to sleep with you. Trust me, though, you will only be using one condom out of that box—with her, anyways. They never come back for seconds, do they? Your Mistress Jamie is here to rub that fact in your face. Hummiliation by phone, all in the comfort of your own home: sitting on your bed, where you never get any action. LOL. Isn’t that funny?
It gives me a good time, anyways. Phone sex for you is always a humiliating experience. It ought to be that way for you when your dick is too tiny that you can’t even expect Femdoms, or any phone-girl for that matter, to pretend to be excited by four inches!
It’s not uncommon for men who have such a lack of manhood to find themselves without girlfriends or wives. Even if he does manage to get a significant other, after a short period of time she usually starts cheating on him, and if she stays long-term it’s because she’s cuckolding him. Not all, but many, many cuckolds do have small penises, not to mention other sexual malfunctions like premature ejaculation.
Most of the cucks I know want their woman to be happy, so they go along with the role of being the submissive husband. Sometimes they take up important jobs like cleaning up their wife’s cream-pies or even sucking cock to make her lover hard for her. After years of no sex with their wife, some of them even let their wife’s boyfriend penetrate them, just so they can have some sort of body-to-body sex. Yes, it’s true, a wife can turn her husband gay by withholding sex from him indefinitely.
posted by admin at 4:35 pm
Isn’t a shame that someone with a five inch cock even gets horny. Like what is the point of that? His wife won’t do him. Will she Dan?! Every man with a five inch cock should know that his dick no matter how hard it gets, how often it gets horny is not for female consumption. A woman could have an allergic reaction to such a measly piece of meat. Dan I hope you where calling in on the humiliation by phone line. lol
I think I’ve written this before but it’s worth repeating for the little dick guys that think they are special because they can go on and on like the energizer bunny. You’re not special you are irritating! That’s like being finger fucked for an hour with a pinkie finger. Not very satisfying at all! Just give it up your small dick is absolutely useless for sex. Now it does have some uses doesn’t? Think about this now… What does Mistress Jamie like to do with a small cock? That’s right I like to laugh at it. Humiliating phone sex, it’s so fun! Make fun of it and to demean your *cough* manhood because of your small dick disability.
It truly is a disability isn’t? You know what I’m talking about. If it wasn’t a disability you wouldn’t be able to buy a prosthesis for it would you? I know the truth sometimes hurt but its best not to delude yourself, or to put some innocent woman through the ordeal of simply being teased by you and not satisfied. I know some of you worms go in for the pity fuck, really how selfish are you! Stop being so pathetic and go buy yourself a cb3000 and spare all of Superior women the embarrassment of having to deal with your cock. Your cockcontrol should be handled by a Mistress.
Dan said something the other night that made me laugh so hard I had tears running from my eyes and my cheeks were sore from laughing so hard. He says to me verbatim, “I want a sissy tattoo just above my little dick because that way I would be able to prove I can’t have really good sex anymore.” Anymore! Dan come on you have got to be kidding you only lasted 5 minutes maximum. What a howl he is, isn’t that the funniest thing you ever heard from someone who only has a five inch cock and a premature ejaculation problem. He’s never given any woman good sex in his whole life so I don’t think he needs to even worry about that one.
posted by admin at 10:56 am
Questions to ask yourself
- Do you search for porn on the internet instead of doing your work?
- How many times a day are you leaving important activities do go masturbate? I.e. family events, job duties?
- Have you stroked your self in a public place?
- Do you feel guilt over the amount of time you spend masturbating?
- Have you missed out on fun activities with friends & family because you want to stay home by yourself and stroke?
- Have you rejected your partner and prefer to stroke alone?
- Do you want to be caught by someone while you are pumping one out?
- Has a girl ever dumped your lame ass because of your masturbation problem?
- Do you stroke constantly even though your chance to get an erection, not to mention an orgasm is slim to none?
- Are you stroking yourself right now?
- Do you masturbate to my picture when you are not on the phone with me and without my permission?
If you have answered yes to any of the above you are in serious need of my help. I know you are ashamed and embarrassed to call me and confess your pathetic problem. It’s obvious to me and everyone else that you are a week willed man that has no self control.
And that’s exactly why you phone me, you know deep down inside yourself that you need a Dominate Goddess to own your cock and control your stroking and orgasms. I have the power to correct your compulsive stroking problem.
Treatment is different for everyone but these are some techniques I use.
Treatment Options
- Guided Masturbation
- Tease & Denial
- Orgasm Denial
- Chastity
- Humiliation
- Small Dick Humiliation
- Anal & Oral Play
- Feminization
You may receive just one of these treatments or I might have to combine a few of them it really just depends on how hopeless you are. What you need to do is to call me so I can figure out the best treatment option for you. 1-800-356-6169
posted by admin at 6:49 pm
Due to the new 2257 Laws (this one is old I have to find the recent update)I had to remove this panty picture I find it ironic that laws that are made to protect children put women working in the adult industry at risk. *sighs*
Is this not a buff little dicked panty boi? The most ironic thing about this is that he presents physically as a Alpha male but he’s Sooooo Not!
There are two obvious things that signals he’s not an Alpha male.
1. He’s wearing panties
2. Look at the tiny pecker!
But the thing that you might be able to guess but, I know is that he likes his hot shaved pussy played with. I think my dick must of been too big for him last night. Or maybe having that vibrator rubbed on his lips, made that tiny cock explode.
posted by admin at 10:26 am
That’s right but now he’s called Ed. Ed is a little dicklet loser, 4 inches hard to be exact. What I find terribly amusing is that even though is cocklet is only 4 inches he can work his little tool inside a woman for an hour and thats without any enhancers. I couldn’t even imagine what that must of been like for that poor woman an hour of having something next to nothing pushing up inside you. It would be like fingering yourself with your pinky how incredibly irritating.
He’s been single for about a year now his girlfriend left him for a real man and he’s developed a chronic daily masturbation problem. Well of course this can’t continue if he’s going to relieve himself daily he should do in the most humiliating way I can think of. So I gave him an assignment which he’s to accomplish for his next call with me.
Ed has to go out buy him self a lady. No not an escort but a vinyl vixen. Yes thats right he’s getting a rubber doll so those hour long love making sessions won’t be waisted, he can please ‘Abby’ his new vinyl vixen. And don’t think that he can just throw that little dick in her carelessly he’s to orally satisfy her for at least 15 mins, before he’s allowed to enter her sweet spot and he’s not allowed to have any back passage or any entry threw her cherry red lips. I wonder if she will bore as quickly as his last girlfriend did?
posted by admin at 11:02 pm
Sexytexting is a great platform for the shy caller who wants to get to know a Mistress. lil willie was just such a person into wee dickie humiliation he was very willing to show off on cam for me to give me a good laugh–and that it was it’s ironic how something so small can make me laugh so loud.
It was fun after the call showing all my girlfriends the pictures of his flacid little noodle. I don’t think he’s ever made a woman orgasm with that limp pansy stick. I think if willie does ever get with a woman he’ll difinetly be but to use as a submissive cuckhold what else could he do?
He can’t expect his partner to go with out real dick or a real man for that matter. Or maybe because he likes his panties so much some woman will turn him into a maid? I’m betting both a cuckolded sissy maid don’t laugh I’ve heard of it happening he’s a great candidate for sure.
It’s too bad willie didn’t bring his toys I think he likes having his man cunt used. That’s not uncommon for a tic tac dick guy either really when you can’t get any pussy it’s amazing what you are willing to do. It didn’t really matter in the end though because I insisted on him finger fucking his man cunt for me. When I asked him at first he told me that he was to fat and his arms were to short and chubby to reach his slut hole, ya right lol!
I had no mercy and told exactly how to get those chubby little fingers in that cunny of his.
For small dick humiliation call Mistress Jamie 1-800-356-6169

posted by admin at 8:00 am