Empress Lauren 1-800-356-6169

Hi there all you humiliation phone sex junkies! I know how much all of you enjoy new and exciting ways to feed your fetish for public humiliation. My latest post on Humiliation Bootcamp does just that. Click the banner below and read over my latest assignment for you… then call me and let’s have some fun. I so enjoy hearing all your erotic experiences… especially when I’m the inspiration behind them. Have fun… and I’ll talk to you soon!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

With all the focus on small cock humiliation, it seems I’ve pushed my emphasis away from true cock humiliation which has less than nothing to do with size. I mean, it wouldn’t matter if you had a foot long cock if it won’t rise to the occasion, if it shoots too quickly or if it softens in the middle of what should be a pleasant fuck. All these things are just as disappointing to a woman as a dinky dick. Inadequacy takes many forms… and that’s something I sometimes forget in an age of Viagra and Cialis (remember to call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 36 hours, lol… you wish!).

So which category of cock humiliation touches you personally? Is your teenie peenie too small to fit inside her? Does she need someone bigger and better who she doesn’t ask have to ask… “Is it in yet?” Do you avoid showers at the gymn because you know every other man is laughing at your shrinky dink? Then it’s small cock humiliation you’ve become accustomed to. The shame of knowing you’ll never measure up. Viagra can’t cure that, can it pinky dick?

Or does your cock get hard and throb with lust during hot sessions with Rosy Palm, yet shrivel up like a wrinkled peanut when faced with the prospect of real pussy? You might even pop a little blue pill and ache for her, but the very second she touches it… well, it droops and sags and makes her wonder if it’s her. You cad, of course it’s not her fault you can’t perform. You have a weak cock and a weaker mind. You are the chronic masturbator, addicted to the feel of your own fist, in love with your hand and no mere woman can compare. You are the worst kind of cock loser, unable to enjoy real sex because it doesn’t live up to your fantasy fuck.

Or maybe you can stroke forever, bringing yourself to the edge over and over. Yet when faced with your lover, the mere moistness of her wet cunt brings you off in seconds. Such a pathetic performance leaves her frustrated, unsatisfied and the resentment builds within her. Often, cuckolds are made this way. Not through the smallness of their member, but their complete lack of stamina. You have a weak and worthless cock, no matter the size. You are a premature ejaculator, king of the circle jerk, first to cum, but not a winner by any means.

So what kind of cock humiliation phone sex do you deserve? Do you understand how inadequate you really, truly are? I’ll be happy to tell you, to explain exactly why masturbation is the ultimate sexual choice for you since you have no idea how or ability to please a woman at all. You’ve been a fist fucker for years and there’s lots of five knuckle shuffling in your future… call me and let’s talk about your small, weak, inadequate, impotent pencil dick. Trust me, you know you deserve it!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Yayyy! I’m the featured Mistress today at our wonderful site Domination Bootcamp! I just wanted to share my fun little “strokercise” with those of you unfamiliar with this extra special blog designed with the submissive male in mind. Every few days one of the Lovely LDW Mistresses posts an extra special set of instructions for stroker boys like you to enjoy, hence the term “strokercises”. Of course it’s a cockteaser, to show you what you’re missing if you haven’t called yet… or to remind you exactly why your cock demands you call us again and again! So here’s a link to my “strokercise” in figging phone sex. Don’t worry, the post explains it all… and if you want to talk about it after or share an erotic phone sex experience with me… I’ll be more than happy to help you out with that…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’m always being asked by callers and potential phone sex callers what type of call I enjoy most. The most honest answer I can give is one in which I make a connection of some kind with the caller himself. I enjoy communicating and getting feedback from intelligent men who either know what they enjoy or are open to a fantasy I create for us. And I’m not a serious Mistress, not meaning I don’t take femdom seriously, far from it. I believe firmly in the innate superiority of women. But let’s face it, it’s ok to laugh and have a good time with the scenarios we create.

So in this vein, I’m sharing a few “personal” details about me that maybe get glossed over in all my ramblings about the sexual things I enjoy. After all, I am a well rounded woman who enjoys a life off the telephone line. I’m not a man hater, to the contrary… I tend to treat men who act as equals as equals. I have an Alpha Male who shares my bed and life who understands my need for female domination. He has no jealousy of my submissives, realizing my cravings for domination and humiliation are something I need. And he’s man enough to admit he can’t (and won’t) provide it. Thus, our relationship is an open one that allows me the freedom to pursue my more deviant desires.

And on the non-sexual side of things? I enjoy books. I’m a speed reader and I adore urban fantasy and mythological studies and all things occult. I’ll admit to being a gossip junkie and I visit Perez Hilton at least once a day. I love makeup, not the stuff you get at Wal-Mart, but cool finds on Beauty.com. I’m a casual girl at heart and most times you’ll find me in Lucky Brand jeans and unusual thermal tees that show off my body with a bit of a tomboy attitude. Underneath, I enjoy expensive lingerie that contrasts with what’s on top. I’m a shoe freak, my walk in closet is full of them from cute tennis shoes to Lucite stripper heels to Prada pumps. On TV, I love Nip/Tuck, Weeds, Dirt, Criminal Minds, Eureka, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken and Hell’s Kitchen. My guilty pleasures include comic books (Vertigo mostly, not the kiddy ones). I could go on all night, but I was just giving you a taste of my non-sexual life. I’m eccentric, egocentric and fun with a myriad of tastes. No need to be nervous.

I mean, I can see why a beautiful, dominant woman might make your palms sweat. You think we’re all formal, bitchy girls who’ll demand everything from you at a moment’s notice. I’m not that girl. I want to know you, understand you and draw you in a bit deeper than all that. But don’t confuse flexibility and informality for easy to please. My moods are many and varied… while I might caress you with my voice one day, one hint of insubordination will change that. An intuitive dominatrix doesn’t have to yell and scream to get your attention, she holds it with an iron hand in a velvet glove…. in other words, don’t equate a bit soft with weak. A caress can turn deadly at a moment’s notice and you’d do best to not forget that…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Now naturally most men who are into financial domination treat it like any other, a phone sex fantasy. It’s the whole idea of sacrificing their needs for the wants of a beautiful, oh, so demanding woman. Just to see her smile, nothing required in return. It’s not an act of commerce, the financial domination fetish is not about money in exchange for anything at all. It’s the thrill of giving until it hurts knowing there’s not a single string attached. Giving to a femdom Goddess as an act of submission, tribute and respect… knowing she will most likely spend your grocery budget on a manicure, pedicure or some other luxury you’re most happy to provide. And knowing that keeps you cumming back for more.

Now I’m not the kind of Empress who demands financial domination of her callers. In fact, I take select few money slaves. Many are high maintenance and don’t understand the dynamic of the fetish. Most think they are “owed” something in return for their tribute. Not so. For the true financial fetishist, that’s unthinkable to make demands of the Mistress who owns them. They know they are merely a tool and are very lucky she takes notice of them at all, tributes or not. I love playing with those submissives who shop and leave tribute because they understand the superiority of woman. They know we are more deserving than they are and feel compelled to give until it hurts…

So do you enjoy money slavery? Does the thought of offering up tribute to a beautiful Mistress who you are most certainly unworthy of make you hard and happy? Then we’ve much to talk about. Just don’t expect me to make the demands, it’s about you wanting to give, offering freely. I won’t ever demand a tribute in exchange for favors, in fact, I won’t demand at all. I want you to want to worship me with your wallet and coercion doesn’t play into my plans. You’ll do it because you want to, because I deserve it… and most of all, because I’m worthy of tribute. Ready to play? I know I am….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

On of my favorite callers is a crossdressing little whore I just call boislut. We’ve spoken at length in the past few weeks exploring his fascination with forced feminization. Apparently, his sister found him in her panties one day and proceeded to manipulate, feminize and whore out her brother. While he insists he didn’t intend to become a sissy fag slut, apparently the urge is too strong. At my urging, of course… I do so enjoy helping willing pervs find their true place in live… he called his sister and even went over. What happened, was of course predictable.

Sis’s hubby also happens to be a former slut of hers she’d dressed and blackmailed. Boislut had been told he wouldn’t be home, but she’s always lied like the times she said he didn’t have to dress, didn’t have to go out on the blowjob dates she’d arranged or that she’d tell no one. Even then, she’d taken pics and forced him into public humiliation with exposure always a real possibility. And one last thing, for her, he sucked his first cock. Much to his shame, he enjoyed it!

So sis dresses them both up, forces the sluts to 69 with an ominous warning… the first to come has to be assfucked by the winner. Of course, horny as boislut was, he lost and took the fucking he deserved. And his sis made a video of his first ass fuck in years…. wonder who’ll she be showing it to, lol? While he claims it’s all forced bisexuality, he capitulated far too easily when I encouraged him to face his so-called tormentor. Now she has him coming back Friday night to play all over again.

I know you’re out there tonight, boislut, reading this is your stockings and garters, wanking you dinky dick… so enjoy, little girlie slut… this ones for you! I have so much fun with my femdom phone sex calls, drawing out the subbies, and uncovering inch by inch what makes them tick….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Hi sweety, come on in, sit down. There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you. See, you keep telling me you’ll do anything to please me. I understand why, you just can’t get past your own selfish desires to see me pleasured the way I deserve. I deserve better than you and you know it. Well, baby… so do I. What, you think I’ve been keeping you around for that dinky dick of yours? You should know by now that doesn’t interest me… but you do. See I need a new girlfriend, a real whore who isn’t afraid to be the life of the party. And you can’t still stay here with me if you’ll become that for me, feminized forcefully and made to suck and serve. And I can’t help but notice how much your little stiffy stands at attention when I’m lavishing small cock humiliation upon it!

Now I know what you’re thinking… and how embarrassingly hard you’re getting. You’re the kind of guy who says he’d never do it, I know. But I see how your eyes glaze over in the presence of a real man, an alpha male. You’re so eager to roll over on your belly for him like the whipped dog you are. Now you get the chance to answer to your more primal urges to submit. Oh, and not just to him, to me as well. I’ll dress you like a trashy mattress back slut and pimp you out for quick blowjobs. You’ll be the hottest ticket in town! So will you do it? Will you stay right here and be my sissy fag cocksucker? I know you want to…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

You want me don’t you? How could you not when I’m dressed so scantily? I have on a cute red negligee, so sheer you can see my nipples. The transparent material shows off my tan belly and hints of the tiny red thong I have on beneath. While far from the sterotypical femdom uniform, it suits my purpose tonight… teasing you to distraction, then denying you final release.

I slide up against you allowing you to inhale my scent. Pheremones are my friend, they are primal and strike you deep in your pants where it counts. As I slowly touch you and cocktease you, your body responds as any healthy male’s should. You rise to the occasion, aching and begging to me to please… just touch it a little…

Why don’t you touch it a little? Take it out for me, let me see what you’ve got. Go ahead. Kneel down before me and stroke it, harder. Bring it to the edge in fact… but don’t you dare orgasm, this is a lesson in building the pleasure. You’re there and begging again, this time for release. I make you let go and calm yourself before we start again… I could do this all night, you know? Teasing you, allowing you to touch, making you crave…. but the last words I whisper to you are always the same…

“Orgasm Denied!”

Better luck next time when playing tease and denial games with a woman, face it… you need it more than we do and it’s so very amusing to tell you no and mean it.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I think I’ve become jaded. I’ve been a phone sex dominatrix for several years and I always seem to forget that not every single caller understands what they want… or even what they need. Then someone new to the scene changes all that, someone who’s not only a BDSM virgin, but a sexual one as well. Now he’s legal, of course, and has quite unique ways of mastrubating, but as far as actually going all the way? He’s pure, almost an innocent. That charmed me as did his answers when I quizzed him as to why. He told me he thought he owed it to himself and his potential partner to know himself well enough he could concentrate on her pleasure. How sweetly submissive, though even now I don’t think he’d call it that.

We’ve spent time exploring scenes and toys that excite him. He’s not much into pain, aside from a mild type of sensation play. He does enjoy cock and ball torture though. We spent one night binding his cock and balls and slowly teasing them with a soft headed toothbrush. I made him trace every throbbing vein until he was begging to cum, begging to release. I so enjoy cockteasing him a bit, explaining that not every orgasm was about his own. Sometimes he’d have to wait until she “got hers” so to speak. I told him that by learning control now, he’d become a better lover once he deemed himself worthy of the real thing.

Then he said some thing hat shocked me. He asked if I thought he would enjoy ass play. Of course, I told him, we could try. Having no toys we improvised by using his fingers. I don’t think he had any idea he would enjoy anal penetration so much. Before only a few thrusts, his cock began dripping and an enormous orgasm ensued. Since then, we’ve been searching for the perfect buttplug to break him in and milk his prostate thoroughly… any suggestions?

Oh, and check out my rather severe new Mistress Always Wins audio I posted tonight in our Member’s Area (Banner below… hint, hint… click and join for the best in Fem Dom Audios). In my new audio I describe one subbie’s punishment for daring to splooge upon me. Trust me… he lives to regret it… and so would you, little man!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Ever since I discovered a friend of mine foraging in my hamper for some soiled silkies, I’ve had a special place in my heart for panty thieves. I know I should be angry, should punish said offenders and make them wish they’d never gone hamper diving. However, I’ve never claimed to be normal, lol. I’m flattered, of course, that my aromatic undies arouse such lust in the weaker sex, but it’s the amusement that always gets me. The look on the panty boy’s face when he realizes he’s been caught in a red handed panty raid is the best payoff for a girl with a sick sense of humor like me. Phone sex with panty sluts is no different, always amusing and sure to provide me with loads of giggles.

At first there’s surprise, giving way to shock, then to fear, then shame and last of all, pathetic acceptance that I hold the fate of their sexual lives in my well manicured hands. The panty thief understands the risk he takes and if it wasn’t worth it, he wouldn’t do it. Some panty sniffers chose real estate open houses as an excuse to explore the drawers so to speak. The cute little wanker I spoke to today, however, preferred the appeal of women he knew. He waited for house parties, excuses to invade the inner sanctum of his object of desire. He took panties only from women he fantasized of fucking. It didn’t matter if they were laundered or soiled, the panties themselves were his trophy, physical evidence of his obsession with silky smooth panties.

He told me he took them with him during his public masturbation sessions. He’d take the panties and drive somewhere women went in and out of quickly. He told me he chose a car that looked as if a younger girl would drive it. A favorite trolling ground? Tanning salons, 25 minutes in and out and a real opportunity to be exposed. Amazingly, most of his experiences were positive, he was never reported, mostly ignored. But the story that aroused me most was the young lady who stopped to watch the show. So there’s hope for you public humiliation junkies yet!

I’d love to hear your hamper diving experiences as well as your publically risky masturbation sessions. Give me a call and confess all your sins… you know you want to… panty boy!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com