So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.
Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.
Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?
Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
More Small Cock Humiliation Fun... SPH Games, LOL [3:24m]:
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So I went to a party this weekend, a little younger crowd there than I’m used to really. So naturally, it was pretty damn boring… well, until everyone got a few “ice breakers” in them. So there’s a mix of people my age (the 25-30 set), loads of college age girls and guys from 18 to around 40. Someone started screaming “key party”, but I was like “that’s so seventies”. I mean, that’s what our parents did, lol. So I had a better idea. There were 20 girls there, around 30 men. I placed numbers in a bowl from one to twenty and told the girls they could pick the men in order. So they all drew. I had my alpha male there with me, wasn’t really in the mood for strange cock, so I played the referee. Plus I knew with a game like this, it would be a prime opportunity to indulge in my love of small penis humiliation.
To make things interesting, I made the male players get naked before the ladies made their choices. So twenty five men strip down for a shot at a cute girl who might or might not pick them based on their endowments. To say the variety of cock was incredible is an understatement. There were huge ones and teeny ones and then those that growed, not showed. I’m sure many, many of these men were made for CFNM even if they had never heard the term. I made sure they all stroked up hard before the ladies made their choices. I’m sure the boys who enjoyed small cock humiliation had no problem keeping it up, but the little dicks who didn’t know they were small were quite crushed to be chosen last or not at all.
It was lots of fun, so many belly laughs and such humiliation on the part of those boys who didn’t measure up. Some of the married women played, too, leaving their little dicked hubby cuckolded by big, black cock. You all know my love for interracial cuckold, to see it play out while I hung back and watched every action was exciting to say the least. My alpha male learned new respect for my female dominance as I teased and taunted my way through the decision making. I’m thinking of having a party at the house and doing it again.
In addition, I talked to Sindy the Slut again last night, all coked up with nowhere to go, fuckin’ crackhead, lol. Don’t get me wrong, I adore the panty humping slut… he just wears me out as your divine Goddess prefers something a bit more relaxing to coke to get me in the proper frame of mind. But as usual, my gift for laughter made it as interesting and fun as always. I do so enjoy my wonderful phone sex callers, no matter the fantasy or fetish… as long as I know they’re loving it, too.
Do you love the thrill of having a beautiful woman conspire with you? Taunt you, tease you? And sometimes, when you’re a good boy and you deserve more than tease and denial, even please you? Then let’s play. I’m ready if you are, lol!
Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Strap On Phone Sex [2:58m]:
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The greatest thing about strapon phone sex is the feeling of power I get whilst wearing my plastic penis. Of course it’s larger than most of the men who’s mangina longs for the feel of my beautiful strap on cock, bigger than yours, giggle. I adore the build up… when I strap it on over my panties and you watch every hope of fucking me go straight out the window. I see how resigned your are to your complete subjection, the acceptance in you voice that they will be the “fuckee’ and not the “fucker” as they expected. I am a femdom Mistress, there’s no denying that fact now, no opportunity to escape my clutches, but then as a submissive bitch boy… why on earth would you even try?
Much to your shame and surprise, you feel your cock getting hard, relegated to mere clit as your most intimate orifice is exposed to my probing dildo. Of course I’ll lubricate you. I love those little syringes that can fill to the brim with lubricant. I bend you over slowly, pull down your sissy panties and then inject you with a little something to make it slide in even easier. I feel your struggles and I allow them because it amuses me. It’s no use clenching to avoid it, due to the slippery nature of the lubricant, escape from my girl-cock is impossible. I love the feel of you beneath me, trying so earnestly to avoid what is inevitable. But at the very same time, I can hear the desperation to surrender in your voice. That’s when you position yourself for your fucking, ass high, cheeks spread and hole open and ready.
As I hold you down and push, eventually I feel victory as the head pops inside. I hear you moan as I press in deeper, careful to move slowly lest you embarrass yourself by coming without anything but this deep, probing anal stimulation. You’re a butt slut and you know it. As I ride you, I revel in knowing I’ve now broken you to the saddle. No longer able to pretend you don’t love strap on sex, no longer to avoid those feelings of need for forced anal penetration. Now it’s time to admit it by calling me and begging, pleading for a hot, deep penetration from my enormous strapon. What are you afraid of, we all know how much you want it…
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Forced Bi? Oh My! [3:34m]:
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So many of you pathetic sluts claim you’ve never even thought of sucking cock… then oh, so eagerly quiz me about my cocksucker training program. I know there are tons of closet fags out there masquerading as real men. Oh yes, I know the truth about you. You go to the gym to work out and spend most of your time admiring the sculpted, muscular bodies of men who you’d love to worship. Don’t even bother denying it. If you’ll go down on your knees for my strap on cock, you’ll go down on a real one. If you’ll turn your ass up for probing by my pink plastic prick, you’ll spread the cheeks of your mangina for a thick hard dripping cock. You are a faggot, you don’t want to admit it though… that’s where I come in. I’m an expert forced bi Mistress, enjoying your shame and avarice as you watch a thick, pulsing prick knowing it’s for you… all for you.
Ponder this. I’ve invited you over for dinner. The lights are low and the music soft, sexy and you’re aroused by the sight of me in my silky dress. I open a bottle of wine and we drink… and you become more and more relaxed. You know, deep down, you aren’t man enough to bed me… so why on earth would I invite you over? Well, there’s a special guest visiting. Your clit dick throbs in anticipation when you hear the doorbell. Did I? Could I? Would I? My smile holds all the answers as I open the door and show you the night’s star attraction. Jeff works at my gym as a trainer… and he works at night as my “special” trainer. He trains cocksuckers like you to enjoy the feel, the texture, the taste of pulsing cock between your lips… and up your fairy faggot ass. I’ve invited him here tonight to induct you into my special sissy slut club.
The rules are simple. You no longer will claim manhood. Everyone will know exactly what a pansy ass you are. You’ll wear panties underneath your trousers, enjoying the silky prison of your forced feminization. You’ll forgo heterosexual relations from now on unless it involves you orally satisfying a woman after she’s been pleasured by an alpha male. Your place in the world will be simplified. Manliness is no longer expected, effeminacy a requirement. You’ll be a cocksucker, a crossdresser, a cuckold and a cunt for the real men who need a fag boy like you to release their aggressive attentions upon.
You can thank me now or later… either way, it’s what you are and where you belong… and though I’m the only one that knows that now… soon, very soon… everyone will know what a sissy fag you are.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Smallest Cock Humiliation Ever [3:28m]:
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Any wanker who reads my blog with any regularity knows how much I adore small cock humiliation. Normally, while laughable, I’m not shocked by the size of the mini members I encounter. Yesterday, however, your divine Goddess was not only shocked, but repulsed by the chicklet Ms. Courtney and I watched on cam. It was the size of a girl’s big toe, bright red like he’d not taken his fingers off it for days. It wasn’t even shaped like a real dick, it looked more like a disgusting dog dork. I shit you not, it’s took one finger and a thumb for the little loser to diddle, I can’t even call it stroking, lol.. what an opportunity for extreme cock mockery. And to top it off, his single digits hid his diminished dicklet. I’ll admit to laughing so hard I spit my Java Monster across the room. I often think that cock mockery is my favorite past time. I can think of nothing more entertaining than taunting teeny weenies! Infinitesimal penii like this just bolster my theory that God has a sense of humor.
I also talked to Ashtray yesterday. As always, the dear little slut is so eager to serve. The Mistresses were in a meeting in our Mistress chat room. Dear Ashtray felt so left out, begging me for permission to enter, so adorable… and so very nosy, lol. We had a nice session after with Ashtray serving my friends and I in every possible way. He also enjoyed the privilege of my strap on cock deep up inside his ass. I do so love bending over sweet little bitch boys who understand their sissy hole is mine to use and abuse as the case my be. Ashtray, as always, was accommodating and eager to please his Mistress. Submission offered freely tastes of honey wine, glorious and liberating for femdom and submissive alike.
Not that a forced submission scene suffers by comparison, on the contrary… a variety of tastes makes for a well rounded pallete. To that end, one of my students in my special cocksucker training program called last night with a progress report. With every gloryhole adventure, this delicious sissy fag learns more and more about the depths of his depravity and revels in it as I do. This assignment, four cocks, four loads… well, lets just say he completed it with ease and earned a bit of extra credit by spreading his thighs for an injection of throbbing cock in his mangina.
And of course there were more, no less memorable… no less enjoyable. Perhaps I’ll share more on my new blog, Humiliation Nation. Visit later and see… who knows what wicked meanderings will cross your divine femdom Goddess’s mind tonight.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Introducing Humiliation Nation [3:07m]:
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Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.
I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.
I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!
I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.
Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Cuckolding Little Johnny Part 1 [4:43m]:
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Cuckolding Little Johnny Part 1
She had only wanted him forever. He looked so delicious standing in her doorway with his too tight jeans and his devil may care attitude. Every six feet four inches of his body was stone cold sexy. No doubt about it. A woman would be crazy not to want this tall, blond haired, blue eyed tanned to golden god surfer boy. No, Drake wasn’t the kind of man you keep, but that didn’t stop Jenna from wanting to fuck him at every opportunity. After all, she had poor little Johnny to pay the bills and play house with. Now she had a playmate to fulfill her base desires. Besides, little Johnny wouldn’t mind… in fact, little Johnny was in need of some cocksucker training and Drake had no problem with a bi bottom bitch boy sucking his hard cock. They’d discussed it in length before he’d agreed to come over.
“Come in… I’m glad you’re here.” she whispered lustily as he took her into those muscular arms. She was sure Drake could smell her heat, her hunger. “Johnny will be home soon, but I’m sure he won’t mind if we get started without him. He knows how to be a good boy.”
“Good…” he smiled. Drake was a man of few words and that was ok. It wasn’t his words Jenna wanted. It was his thick, hard cock she craved. She’d made out with him a few times after her training sessions. He’d been her personal trainer and had wanted to keep it professional. So she’d fired him, then invited him over in the same breath. His knowing smile had told her he understood and he’d accepted her invitation to be not an employee, but her newest in a long line of well hung fuck toys.
Jenna thought for a minute about weak little Johnny, how he’d resisted her every effort to make more of a man of him. As Drake’s hands molded to her body, she marveled at the differences between he and Johnny. Poor Johnny, so weak, so whiny, so very small. Thank god he was a good provider or he’d have been booted out long ago. And since he’d admitted he wanted her to bed down with someone bigger and better, Jenna had felt merely affectionate contempt for her cuckold husband.
As he worried her lips with his teeth, she ran her fingers through his shaggy blond hair. Her fingers traced down his chest moving down slowly. Her lips soon followed down his belly to his pants as she unbuckled and unzipped him. As his cock sprang free she marveled at his chiseled body… and the sheer length and width of his beautiful cock. It was huge! Her mouth suckled the tip, eager to wrap her entire mouth around and suck it down. How delicious to have such a massive tool to play with!
Their lust was so great his big hands ripped the silk of her dress in his eagerness. She stood before him naked save her stockings and panties. Jenna’s firm, high breasts needed no bra to enhance them. They were naturally beautiful, perky with nipples that tipped upwards flirtatiously. Drake pushed them together as he slid her back onto the couch, suckling greedily as his hard cock pushed into her silken panties.
“I want to be inside you…” he growled, ripping the briefs from her body. She thrilled to his dominance, to his masculinity as she never had to little Johnny. He was merely a boy compared to this god of a man. Little Johnny has a tiny little dick that never managed to satisfy her hunger. He’d spent many a night between her thighs licking her horny cunt. But a woman needs more than a tongue, she’d told him that. Now she’d prove it.
She heard a noise behind them and looked up to see little Johnny stroking furiously as Drake thrust into her. Her eyes rolled back into her head as he pumped harder, faster in. They ignored the chronic masturbator as they ground their bodies together, she couldn’t think of her pathetic loser of a hubby while she was finally getting what she needed from a real man. She knew he’d be right there ready to clean up her creampie when Drake finished. That’s all little Johnny was good for….
Stay tuned for part 2, coming soon….
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Adventures with Boislut [2:49m]:
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Boislut called today. His sister dressed him in sexy lingerie, then had both Boislut and her husband service her big dicked lover. Boislut is often riddled with the conflicting emotions of shame and lust. He craves the forced bisexuality and forced feminization and knows he always will. For years now, he’s been dressing up. He’s such a professional, he even has a VIP card for Victoria’s Secret… and even has an Angel card! To keep things interesting, she also has videotaped his adventures and posted them somewhere on the internet! Lookout, Boislut, someday you’ll be a great big porn star!
I’ve also talked extensively to a panty humping faggot this week who desires more than anything to be pimped out and turned into a glory hole slut. He’s also into extreme tease and denial begging me to castrate him if he cums while he’s humping his panties. What fun! I do so enjoy listening to him wax poetic about his love for the cock. We decided Sindy would be a perfect name for a slut such as her. He humped his silky panties for hours while I denied him release. I even washed his whore mouth out with a bar of soap!
My Ashtray is back from his trip out of town and we had a nice phone humiliation call yesterday, as well. The nice thing about Ashtray is knowing there’s always a place to tap my cigarette, lol… his whore mouth. I love taunting him, forcing him to service not only me, but my friends as well. He is truly a slave that serves with both eagerness and devotion. He knows he’s trained specifically for my needs and wants and nothing else matters but my complete satisfaction. Of course, I reward him for that… I allow him to cum occasionally, lol.
Of course, there’s lots of other wonderful phone sex calls I haven’t mentioned, but I’ve enjoyed them all. I adore cuckolds, cocksuckers and strap on sluts… everything in between. It’s so much fun to put you boys through your paces, teaching you to be better submissives and keeping you in your place… on your knees serving me and my fellow fem dom Mistresses. It’s what you little sluts are here for, after all… don’t you agree?
I’m putting the finishing touches on my cuckold short story. I’ll be posting it in a day or so… so be patient. I can promise, as always, it’ll be worth the wait and then some.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Sissy Sales Codes for Frugal Crossdressers [3:59m]:
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Hi there everyone! I’m finally fully recovered from my sore throat and I’m ready to rock your world once more, lol. Today is just a quick post for all you sissy sluts, a frugal crossdressers guide for summer sales including codes that get you a percentage off your purchases. I hope all you little sissy queers find it useful in your quest for the feminine ideal.
Metrostyle has clothing in talls for the vertically challenged sissy. I buy lots of stuff from this store, on with codes like these, of course. Who says a fem dom can’t be frugal, too? Here are some coupon codes and I’m listing just what they’ll do for you!
MSJULY - Buy one item, get the next for 50% off.
MSMYFAV25 - $20 off $80
Chadwicks of Boston has super feminine, high quality dress and casual clothing for the fashionable sissy slut. Right now, they’re having a huge 50% off sale. You may combine sales items with the following coupon codes.
XH4th - 50% off your second item
CHEXPRESS - $20 off $60 order
CH33 - 33% off a single item
E.L.F. Cosmetics has cheap, high quality makeup even without the coupon codes. They have everything a budding forced feminization fan could ask for in the fine art of cosmetics. There are lots of nice nail shades, lipstick and gloss… they even have their own brand of mineral makeup! The glossy red lipstick they carry, Ruby Slipper would look so nice smeared all over a cock for those of you in need of cocksucker training.
RADIO - 50% off $15 order
BATH10 - Get 3 bath items for $10
DMSHP50 - Get 50% off your next order
Victoria’s Secret has several great deals… if you have their Angel Card. I’m quite sure some of you sissies do! So here’s the codes and what they do for you…
$10 off bra purchase SP77933
$10 off bra purchase FA77789
Free Cotton Panties (black, white, buff, ivory, or whisper pink only) PASS0608
Amiclubwear has a huge clearance sale going, including some .99 shoes!! Here’s a code for free shipping for your fuck me pumps.
AMISHIPPED - Free shipping on $50
As a shopaholic, your Goddess finds many such deals on a daily basis. If there’s enough demand, I may start a sissy shopping code page on my blog. Let me know if you’d like to see more.
I’ll be posting an original cuckold short story in the next few days, as well as a nifty little strap on phone sex story I’m still working on. If you have any story requests, let me know… your Goddess loves to write kinky things to arouse your mind… and your sissy clit.
Until then…
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Guided Masturbation with a Smide of Tease and Denial [2:13m]:
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Guess who’s the featured Mistress at MayICum.com today? Of course it’s yours truly, the Divine Empress Lauren… your Fem Dom Phone Sex Goddess! Guided masturbation is a very rewarding endeavor for me. The rush of power I get while controlling the movement of your hand on your throbbing cock elates me. Knowing your hand is the force of my will, stroking, teasing and ultimately deciding if you’re worthy of an orgasm. Some are… most aren’t. Orgasm denial or restriction leaves you edgy, horny, unfulfilled and eager to tease yourself to the edge again and again… at my behest, of course. Guiding your orgasm gives me the thrill of control while you suffer at my whims… and love each and every second of it!
I’ve also been pondering a series of posts with homemade bdsm gear tips. For those in a small town or on a budget, a wild imagination can save you tons of bucks on everything from paddles and clamps to cock and ball torture equipment. I’ll be taking requests for fetishes. Email me or PM me on Yahoo with suggestions for topics… examples would be for the CBT fetishist, for those who enjoy nipple torture, anal training, etc. I want to expand your minds and save you some cash… so you can use it to call me to try out all your goodies, lol. That’s not too much to ask for, now is it?
My throat has been quite tender the past couple of days and I’ve not been up to indulging myself in too much phone sex pleasure. I’ve been binging on Sartori throat spray hoping I’ll be up to snuff in the morning. If you’ve wanted a call in the past few days and have been unable to catch me on, I’ll be back to my regular schedule tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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