Guided Masturbation with a Smide of Tease and Denial [2:13m]:
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Guess who’s the featured Mistress at MayICum.com today? Of course it’s yours truly, the Divine Empress Lauren… your Fem Dom Phone Sex Goddess! Guided masturbation is a very rewarding endeavor for me. The rush of power I get while controlling the movement of your hand on your throbbing cock elates me. Knowing your hand is the force of my will, stroking, teasing and ultimately deciding if you’re worthy of an orgasm. Some are… most aren’t. Orgasm denial or restriction leaves you edgy, horny, unfulfilled and eager to tease yourself to the edge again and again… at my behest, of course. Guiding your orgasm gives me the thrill of control while you suffer at my whims… and love each and every second of it!
I’ve also been pondering a series of posts with homemade bdsm gear tips. For those in a small town or on a budget, a wild imagination can save you tons of bucks on everything from paddles and clamps to cock and ball torture equipment. I’ll be taking requests for fetishes. Email me or PM me on Yahoo with suggestions for topics… examples would be for the CBT fetishist, for those who enjoy nipple torture, anal training, etc. I want to expand your minds and save you some cash… so you can use it to call me to try out all your goodies, lol. That’s not too much to ask for, now is it?
My throat has been quite tender the past couple of days and I’ve not been up to indulging myself in too much phone sex pleasure. I’ve been binging on Sartori throat spray hoping I’ll be up to snuff in the morning. If you’ve wanted a call in the past few days and have been unable to catch me on, I’ll be back to my regular schedule tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Cuckolds, Cocksuckers and Small Cock Humiliation [2:15m]:
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This weekend has been full of fun fem dom phone sex calls. All of you know how much I love cuckolds. I’ve talked to several with varying attitudes toward cuckoldry from those with small cocks who are unable to satisfy… to those men who are well hung, but get off on seeing their hot wife with other men.
But most cuckold phone sex callers have one thing in common, they so enjoy either seeing or tasting the end result. After all, nothing beats a cream pie, fresh from the fucking! Most tell me they love seeing how stretched and abused their poor wife’s pussy is after the attentions of real men… to see exactly the damage that big, black cock caused that tight and tender hole. Oh, how he’ll lick and suck her while she moans and tells him every detail… right down to the size of his massive member.
And that leads to the next subject… cocksucker training for the glory hole sluts out there who love anonymous cock… or any cock they can get! Sure, forced bi is a happy fantasy, but for most dirty little cock hounds, there’s nothing forced about it. “She made me do it!” is the rallying cry for those nasty little sissy fags who can’t come out of the closet and admit they love the cock. They call us craving what we’ll “make” them do, on their knees, laid bare and hungry, aching for a thick juicy cock in his whore mouth.
And what’s any of this got to do with small cock humiliation? Face it, well hung men might enjoy seeing their wife fucked hard by other men, but most of them aren’t exactly sissy queers. In fact, most little sissy fags are underwhelming in the underwear. When I ask them, most of the panty whore’s are in fact worthy of extreme cock mockery… and of course, extreme cock teasing… but that’s for another day…
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Fem Dom Phone Sex Rocks [3:15m]:
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As always, my week has been filled with wonderful phone sex calls. WM called early in the week and gets a special shout out… because he knows what a wanker he is. The chronic masturbator loves stroking his bone while I humiliate him for his shortcomings. Just between us, that’s really easy. Phone humiliation is an art WM very much enjoys. He also adores strippers and escorts and hasn’t had a “free” sexual experience in years! I do so love the way he whimpers when he begs to blow, sweet music to my ears! While I love to tease and deny, I also adore the sounds men make when they come. Every orgasm is unique, yet you can tell the strength and intensity of the splooge just by the way he grunts and sighs…
Today, Ms. Courtney and I talked to(and watched on webcam!)”he who wields a butterknife, not a sword” . He wasn’t dressed as an adult baby today, nor in his sissy slut Happy Bunny tshirt and pink panties… no, he sort of wore men’s clothes today. If you could call Homer Simpson boxers manly! But we teased him immensely, he knows he can’t come until he convinces one of the Mistresses he’s a real man (fat chance!). The fantasy involved his position of power in his office. As the Not-So-Big Bossman, he has far too much control. We found out his secret weakness, though… Dominant women in short skirts and high heels who adore men with huge cocks. So we caught him wanking behind his office door and he gave us a promotion to keep us happy. We became the heads of the new “Special Projects” division. What was our purpose? To train the other women in the fine art of teasing and denying the Not-So-Big Bossman.
He did surprise me, though, when we trained his new secretary and he produced her from his closet. Lo and behold, Not-So-Big Bossman had her in her short black skirt and low cut white blouse… his Blow Up Doll! We laughed so hard as he showed off his oral skills with her, then produced a large dildo, twice as big as his tiny pecker, and proceeded to fuck her sweet plastic pussy with it… he told us even plastic girls deserved a nice big cock… I’m inclined to agree. Of course, he was denied orgasm at the end of our call. Hell, he knows better than to even ask. He’s not proven to anyone he’s a man… and I doubt very seriously he will. Here’s a pic of Not-So-Big Bossman (or “he who wields a butterknife…) with his plastic girlfriend… the blowup doll who cuckolds his silly old ass!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
New Humiliation Assignment from Fem Dom Lauren [2:33m]:
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Hi there stroker boys! I hope your been enjoying the new pics I posted… though hopefully not too much without me. I do so love guiding your masturbation through your humiliation assignments personally, one on one. The intimate bond we form while I whisper instructions into your ear, building your lust and drawing upon your more basic drives. That’s how women control you, though many of you are too stupid to realize it. We capitalize on your desire to please us no matter how degrading or humiliating our requests and demands. When you discover you enjoy it and are foolish enough to admit it? Well, then we taunt you with your perversions… making you even harder and even easier to control! After all, you might have suffered some minor embarrassment, but you’ve succeeded in pleasing a beautiful woman and that’s less than you do on most days, lol.
So what’s a dirty boy like you to do? Why love to adore the taste of your own semen, of course. That’s what my newest Humiliation Assignment on Humiliation Bootcamp is all about. I mean, I know you’re filthiest desires. I know that cocksucker training is a craving deep inside most of you. At the very least, you crave to suck the leftover semen from your wife’s cuckold bull when she returns home from her tryst… don’t deny it. I know that while some of you consider yourself straight, those forced fem and forced bisexuality fantasies haunt you daily, sometimes hourly and mostly by the minute. While you adopt a persona of a strong, masculine man… face the truth… you’re under endowed and in the closet. You’ll begin to understand then that your lack of manhood keeps you from deserving fresh, untainted pussy and that to breed would only pollute the gene pool further. So what to do with the leavings from your self abuse? Visit the link below for the very easy answer to your question…
Oh? And by the way, do you like my new banner? Let me know what you think!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
A Special Fem Dom Phone Sex Note [1:51m]:
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Here’s something special for all you stroker boys tonight. I’ve revamped my Photos page as well as listing all my Audios (save the podcasts linked from individual posts). The links for the pages are at the top header on the page. Make sure you explore them, listen to them and enjoy my unique take on fem dom phone sex. Plus so many of you have begged for more pictures of my glorious body. Don’t get too excited, I’ve not posted any nudes… as if you panty perverts deserved the sight of my bare flesh. But I do so enjoy teasing and denial. I’ve made sure to include photos that will force you to rise to the occasion with no relief in sight, lol.
And for you humiliation phone sex junkies? Oh I haven’t forgotten you. I understand the sight of me taunts you, you understand instinctively I’ll find you at the very least inadequate sexually and at the most a laughable waste of good cock flesh. As an alpha female, naturally I’m attracted to, drawn to like a lodestone to my masculine number, the alpha male. What’s that, you ask? Not you, lol. He’s strong, he’s hung and he can go all night. From what I can see from some of you wanker boys, though… well, isn’t it embarrassing it takes a mere five minutes to piddle in your panties? You make me laugh…
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Fem Dom Assignment at Domination Bootcamp [1:54m]:
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Happy Hump Day to all you chronic masturbators! I know you’re digging around on the internet, searching for a special way to wank it. I’ve got the answer to all your deviant desires! Yours truly, the ever sadistic Empress Lauren has the answer! Visit my newest fem dom assignment at Domination Bootcamp… and don’t be afraid to call me so we can do it together. I do so love breaking in bitch boys. It’s my intention to appeal to all your pantyhose perverts out there. I know how much you boys love the feel of nylon against your skin. I can’t say that I blame you, it does feel so very good, so sensual… just what you’re craving and we both know it. So click below and let’s have some fun!
I’m also in the mood for some cocksucker training. I know how you little closet fag boys are dying to be sent out with orders to slurp some schlong. I’m the Domina to make you. I’m sure you’ve been driving by those naughty bookstores wishing you had the courage to park and walk in, find a private stall and signal to those big, hung studs that you’re mouth is open for business. Come on, admit it. You’re dying for a bellyfull of jizz. If you close your eyes and imagine hard enough, you can taste it… and if you’re too much of a pussy to be a glory hole slut? I’ll be more than happy to make you eat your own cum wad…. after all, what are you to me but a filthy little cum dumpster?
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Extreme Phone Sex Roleplay [5:05m]:
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Obviously, not all fantasies are meant to see the light of day… however, there’s nothing wrong about discussing your deviant desires with a phone sex Mistress who understands what happens in fantasy land, stays in fantasy land… we’re kind of like Vegas! In fact, I’m sure that some of you wank to our sites, to our blogs and the free audios we provide looking to get your rocks off. Poor little stroker, you can’t really experience the real thing until you’ve tried it for your self. So what’s a wanker boy to do when his desires get the better of him? Why call the lovely Mistresses of LDW, of course. What happens in our conversation stays there, just between you and I… well, unless you’ve asked me to share it with friends or to blog about it… names changed to protect both the innocent and the guilty.
So what turns you on that shames you so? Is your secret shame to be cuckolded by a man who understands what women REALLY need? Let’s face it, your pathetic little dinky dick just isn’t cutting it. Do you wank furiously at the thought of your wife coming home far too late smelling of a strange man? Does it make you want to drop to your knees and worship her creampie? Are you a cuckold hubby or merely a wannabe? Either way, the fantasy (or reality!) of a cuckold or wittol relationship just flat does it for some of you wankers. You might not like to admit it to anyone… including yourself.
Or maybe you’re wife is not included in your fantasy at all. Maybe you’re a gloryhole queen who enjoys more than anything collecting anonymous cocks you’ve suckled dry? Does the thought of kneeling in a filthy stall waiting for a massive cock to slide through the hole in the wall make you ache deep inside….? You’ve done that, haven’t you? You’ve snuck inside the stall beside the hole in the wall and waited to the be the best little anonymous cocksucker you can be. All that cocksucker training I’ve taught you is coming in handy now, right sissy faggot?
Oh and then there’s the strap on phone sex lovers. They claim they aren’t gay… but what straight man would let a woman with a huge, plastic prick violate his asshole with an enormous dildo? You can’t tell me that the boys who need deep anal penetration from a beautiful woman are about one step away from the real thing… being bent over like a bitch boy and used like the dirty ass fucked slut they are! That being said, I love using my strap on on willing sluts, they moan so pretty when I ream them good. And as I’m pounding their asses, I take pleasure on the base that grinds hard against my perfect pussy!
Or maybe you need some cock control? Orgasm control and orgasm denial make for a very frustrated wanker boy… but you know you deserve it. Maybe you stroke too fast, too furiously and need a guiding hand to watch over you, to pace you so when orgasm finally erupts, it’s better than the ones before. Or is guided masturbation your thing? Do you love the idea of a woman watching you, guiding your strokes, teasing the cream to the tip… forcing you to hold back, over and over until you can’t take any more?
These are but a few of the scenarios the lovely ladies of LDW have in store for you. Obviously, we love more detailed fantasies, things that keep you up at night, aching ,wanting. That’s why we’re here to help you own your desires. To keep the shame at bay… after all, sex, masturbation and the like are supposed to be fun, supposed to be satisfying… let us do that for you.
Let’s craft a fantasy that gets you where it counts, deep inside your balls, the semen building, aching for release and pleasure. Does that sound like fun today? Good, then stroker boy. Call me and let’s play. No matter your fetish or fantasy, trust me, I have the skills and the imagination to make you ache for it over and over…. so what are you waiting for…. dial me now!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Cocksucker Training, Cockmockery and Forced Bi [4:35m]:
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I know most boys would much rather act all homophobic or like a real tool if someone even dared to suggest they were a sissy fag. After all, alpha male ride their masculinity to the top of their career, top of their game and most of all, in their many conquests of women who thought they knew better. However, will the influx of flaming gays in the US, it gets harder for closet queers to keep their true desires and inclinations from bleeding over into the lives they work strenuously to hide from straight people.
First of all, homosexuality, bisexuality… and even forced bi humiliation cloud some issues. Even that whole “I’ll fuck anything, I’m just horny!” slut who is equally attracted to both sexes confuses the general public and sometimes convinces ordinary system that not all gay men are really gay. So in this confusing back drop, the question remains. What’s the common ground that draws those in support of the gay community? That’s simple really. While the closet queens try desperately to hide their culture from a disillusioned and judgemental world. So what’s a boy with deviant desires to do when he finds himself hard and horny for someone with the same equipment? He hides from himself and finds a strong woman to love… and he does his best to facilitate a slow seduction, non threatening and romantic enough to keep her spellbound.
And honestly, why would this man try to escape? Most times he wouldn’t. So when the couple begins discussing the things they missed most… they both understood that despite his unorthodox lifestyle, she still loves him deeply. So she trains him to service the very same men she enjoys… and not only that, serve as their fluffer boy, his purpose to harden the throbbing pricks eager for his beautiful wife’s pussy. While jealously crossed his mind, that every now and then glace from his wife showed him she understood… and would do nothing to jeopardize their perfect relationship. And if he’s lucky? He might even get a cream pie the cuckold has left inside his hot wife’s cunt. The cuckold husband, or the archaic wittol husband is held in contempt, even now. I’m sure his embarrassment leads into that vicious circle of binging his desires.
So what’s my point? I suppose it’s an encouragement to stop stay calm, relax, enjoy yourself and put aside petty difficulties and realize both you and your spouse need variety, it’s the spice of life after all! A cuckold relationship is a beautiful thing for like minded spouses. Clear boundaries prevent many misunderstandings in cuckold relationships . It obviously stokes the home fires, keeping monotony from destroying a strong relationship. Communication between couples with open marriages is free flowing and non-judgemental. To the contrary, these couples understand that rather than extramarital activities pulling them apart, they add a deeper level of trust, understanding and acceptance in the relationship.
What’s that go to do with Cocksucker Training? Most little fag sluts need it due to their limited experiences. I’m excited at teaching such eager boys to please the female… and male… population immensely. So enjoy my blog today. I’ve added some more hot pics of me on my gallery page. Goodnight now and sweet dreams.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Cock Mockery, Small Cock Humiliation and Sissy Fag Cocksucker Training [2:50m]:
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I’ve found that small cock humiliation goes hand in hand with other fetishes… namely forced bisexuality & forced feminization. Who am I to judge? After staring at massive cocks and knowing they’ll never be able to grow one I suppose little dick losers just can’t stop thinking of what it would be like to have one for a little while… in their mouths, lol. I do so enjoy the calls and won’t pretend otherwise. What’s not to love about a willing victim eager and willing to be cock mocked?
Of course some pinky dick cuckolds want to fluff their wife’s new lover. It’s exciting to see the beta male drop to his knees before a superior alpha male. Something deep inside him realizes he’s not worthy to seed his own woman, his own wife. He knows instinctively he’s not fit to breed, so he passes the honor to a male who’s not only capable, but exceptional. The cuckold husband is there to please his wife…. and if forced bisexuality does it for her? Who’s he to complain? He knows he’s there to serve on his knees, to wait and watch while the cuckold bull services his hot wife. And of course to clean up the mess when he’s finished… every good cuckold husband should enjoy cream pies.
And the sissy fag cocksuckers who long for cock for cocks sake? Those are the best boys of all. I so enjoy the cocksucker training I give them. I adore sending them out on a mission, to suck and fuck and be the best little faggot they can be. Those boys troll the bookstores and glory holes, searching for anonymous cocks to service. They’ll ply their trade anywhere as they’re so very hungry for a huge cock between their sissy fag lips. My only complaint? They get so excited over the thought of cock they cum far too quickly… which of course ends by me leaving them cock mocked… just how it should be, lol.
Are you in the mood for cock mockery tonight? Do you need someone who truly enjoys making fun of the male member to cut your little tool down to size with ridicule and laughter? Guess what? I’m your girl, lol.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Sissy Slut Tips for Summer Femininity [3:49m]:
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I feel like I’ve been neglecting my little sissy sluts lately. So tonight, my blog is dedicated to the cute little crossdressers who love to feel as feminine as they can be. So I’ve gathered a list of things you can do either stealthily or full blown. I’ll make a suggestion for both ways with each entry. Enjoy!
At the Salon
1. Get a manicure and pedicure. If you need to hide your forced feminization, then use clear polish. If you are a full blown sissy slut? Of course choose a frosty pink, fire engine red or another color that screams fem!
2. Get a body wax. For the timid girls, choose one area like your back, legs or chest. If you are full on fem? Get everything ripped from the neck down. Enjoy the cool feeling of smooth all summer long.
3. Get a makeup application and lesson. The girls at the salon are brilliant with color. Let them show you what it can do for you. If you need to hide your inclinations tell them you lost a bet. If not, then let the color flow free and be unapologetic. You’re going to be beautiful when they’ve finished.
4. Get a facial and eye treatment. Most salons offer these services to men as well. Ask for a male or “sports” facial if you’re shy. If not, ask for the full treatment!
5. Get a full body scrub for exfoliation. Nothing screams male like dry skin. If you’re too shy to ask, do this one at home with a store bought scrub. Trust me, your skin will thank you.
6. Get an eyelash perm and tint. Ever notice how males have the most beautiful lashes? If you’re one of the lucky males you won’t need this one. If not, let them do you up right. Make those peepers pop!
7. Have your eyebrows waxed. If you need to hide, then consider it manscaping. If not, then let them arch them like a woman’s. Over those beautiful permed and tinted lashes they’ll look so exotic and delicious.
Feeling all pretty now? Of course you are. You look so pretty, too. Now you need a look. Find you a feminine outfit and lounge in it for a while. Have the house to yourself all night? Then sleep in your girlie attire. Touch yourself through the silky fabric, don’t stroke. Just rub gently like a woman would, over the panties. Are you longing to suck some cock? What are you waiting for? This is the perfect opportunity to be the best little cumslut you can be. I want you out cruising for a tasty cock to suck. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it so much you just might squirt spontaneously in your panties. Are you ready for it? Open your mouth wide, suck it to his balls and remember to breathe when he’s all the way inside your throat. Revel in the feeling of being a sissy faggot. It’s the path you chose, enjoy it to the fullest….
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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