Your divine dominatrix forgot to post these for my perverted pipe pounders… I’m sure you’ll appreciate the special brand of humiliation that I bring to the table, else you wouldn’t be so eager, so excited to follow my instructions to most specific detail… so here goes.
My Humiliation Bootcamp assignment encourages you to get in touch with your feminine side… whether you have one or not, lol. It’s fun to feminize those with no desire to be girly. Straight on humiliation is sooo much fun.
My Cocktease Assignment guarantees you’ll be the bell of the ball (or balls, lol). See I find CFNM so amusing that it seemed like a nice assignment for you to dress scantily at a pool party so the girls can get a giggle at your expense. Get out your banana hammocks boys, it’s time to show off, lol.
Enjoy your assignments and I can’t wait to hear more of your sissy fag adventures…
Until then…
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
My best male friend called me last night in tears. I knew immediately why. I’d been telling him for months his hot wife, twenty years younger than him, had a back door man feeding the poor man sloppy seconds for months now. How did I come upon this tidbit of information? The boy (and I use the term loosely, he’s 28) is a friend of both my boyfriend and I. Now while my superior alpha male couldn’t be direct, he could (according to guy code) tell me, his mate. When he found out my man had told me, he began quizzing me on a woman’s point of view. I hedged, not wanting to hurt his feelings… Yes, my friend is hetro, but no, he’s not well endowed. I dated him in high school and knew that sad fact first hand. Of course he’d asked me and our female friends if size mattered (back then) and we lied and said no. Why? He’s our friend, our good friend and we didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
I mean his prick isn’t dinky, it’s merely average. Compared to the shriveled peanuts you loser boys show me he’s positively well hung. But enough to satisfy a woman? Not so much. That’s the thing. He’s average in most every way. Average height, weight, eyes, face, blah, blah, blah… why would his cock be any different. And I do feel sorry for him, he’s a hell of a nice guy, deserved better than what he got… but still… his wife DID deserve something more than mediocre. I completely understand her frustration. He’d confided in me their sex life has pretty much sucked for the past year. I, of course, suggested toys.
This created yet another problem. His wife became far too enamoured of the huge black dildo they’d purchased together. They’d promised to use it together, but more and more often he’d walked in to find her with that thick black plastic meat deep inside her. So all this leads up to the discovery of her cuckoldry. Her back door man was none other than a massive black stallion that put her twelve inch toy to shame. Not only was my friend cheated upon, he’d brought it upon himself.
Though I love my friend dearly, what the hell did he expect? He’d spent many drunken nights over the years whining about his size. I did what any friend would, I comforted him, knowing not to take him home for a pity fuck and I told him why one night when he asked. SPH is a huge handicap for a man, no matter what the rest of the world says. He seemed heartbroken and resigned until he met “size doesn’t matter” Amy, lol. What a liar! But what could I say to him, he was sure of her honesty, but really! Did he think his wife would be content with a Vienna sausage once she’d sampled the kielbasa? I allowed him the luxury of crying on my shoulder and made all the right “that bitch” noises, but truthfully… I can’t blame her. A real woman needs a real man and what better man than a big, black buck to make an interracial cuckold of her hubby?
I told him to be glad she didn’t make him her fluffer boy. Of course I had to explain it to him… and though he acted grossed out, I swear I saw a slutty gleam in his eye, like forced bisexuality wouldn’t be such a horrible thing. I just wonder if they won’t work things out and he’ll serve them with his mouth. I mean snowballs and creampies are horrible things to waste. Maybe I should suggest he start eating his own spunk in preparation for his forced bi humiliation scene, lol. Perhaps I should even enter him into my cocksucker training program!
Any thoughts on interracial cuckolding tonight? Let’s face it… it got me more than a little excited as he told me the story… I’m so going to hell!
Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
As many of you know, this weekend was my birthday. My friends and I dolled up and hit the town and painted it several very vivid shades of red, lol. At one bar, this sleazy fucker wouldn’t leave us alone. He kept telling us he could pleasure us all with his enormous cock. We cock mocked him and drove him so nuts, he went to the parking lot with us to show off his massive tool. What Mr. Man claimed was the largest cock ever turned out to be four limp inches that shrank even further as he heard four hot chicks laughing their asses off at it’s true pathetic nature. I told him if someone had told him his dinky dick was huge they must have been a compulsive liar. We left him standing there holding Mr. Winky sad and in tears at our small penis humiliation.
So we went to another bar to party for a while. It always amuses me when men try to separate pretty party girls. These wankers know they don’t have a chance with all of us, so they try to cordon us off and seduce us away from our girlfriends. As if. While these wankers are deranged, they are also very profitable. Not one drink was purchased by any of us all night long. A little bit of cockteasing and it’s free drinks all around. We were all dancing together and the men clustered around hoping for a flash of leg or a wardrobe malfunction. We teased and denied each and every one of them.
Suzie has a penchant for big, black cock and cuckolding poor little dicked white boys. So all night long she was flirting and dancing with those mocha gods. Trust me, it was driving all the poor little white boys crazy. So I started fucking with them. I’d walk up behind a man watching her bump and grind with her dark boy. I whispered in his ear… “You’d love to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”. His yes both startled him and aroused me… he looked at me like I was a psychic or something. “How did you know that?” I told him I knew little pussy boys like him knew they were inferior and needed proof. What better way to prove it than to be compared to that big, black cock and found wanting. He was both sad and excited as he faced the truth and I left the club knowing my work there was done. Cuckold slut wannabes always crack me up.
So how was your weekend, wanker boy?
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.
Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.
Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?
Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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So I went to a party this weekend, a little younger crowd there than I’m used to really. So naturally, it was pretty damn boring… well, until everyone got a few “ice breakers” in them. So there’s a mix of people my age (the 25-30 set), loads of college age girls and guys from 18 to around 40. Someone started screaming “key party”, but I was like “that’s so seventies”. I mean, that’s what our parents did, lol. So I had a better idea. There were 20 girls there, around 30 men. I placed numbers in a bowl from one to twenty and told the girls they could pick the men in order. So they all drew. I had my alpha male there with me, wasn’t really in the mood for strange cock, so I played the referee. Plus I knew with a game like this, it would be a prime opportunity to indulge in my love of small penis humiliation.
To make things interesting, I made the male players get naked before the ladies made their choices. So twenty five men strip down for a shot at a cute girl who might or might not pick them based on their endowments. To say the variety of cock was incredible is an understatement. There were huge ones and teeny ones and then those that growed, not showed. I’m sure many, many of these men were made for CFNM even if they had never heard the term. I made sure they all stroked up hard before the ladies made their choices. I’m sure the boys who enjoyed small cock humiliation had no problem keeping it up, but the little dicks who didn’t know they were small were quite crushed to be chosen last or not at all.
It was lots of fun, so many belly laughs and such humiliation on the part of those boys who didn’t measure up. Some of the married women played, too, leaving their little dicked hubby cuckolded by big, black cock. You all know my love for interracial cuckold, to see it play out while I hung back and watched every action was exciting to say the least. My alpha male learned new respect for my female dominance as I teased and taunted my way through the decision making. I’m thinking of having a party at the house and doing it again.
In addition, I talked to Sindy the Slut again last night, all coked up with nowhere to go, fuckin’ crackhead, lol. Don’t get me wrong, I adore the panty humping slut… he just wears me out as your divine Goddess prefers something a bit more relaxing to coke to get me in the proper frame of mind. But as usual, my gift for laughter made it as interesting and fun as always. I do so enjoy my wonderful phone sex callers, no matter the fantasy or fetish… as long as I know they’re loving it, too.
Do you love the thrill of having a beautiful woman conspire with you? Taunt you, tease you? And sometimes, when you’re a good boy and you deserve more than tease and denial, even please you? Then let’s play. I’m ready if you are, lol!
Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Strap On Phone Sex [2:58m]:
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The greatest thing about strapon phone sex is the feeling of power I get whilst wearing my plastic penis. Of course it’s larger than most of the men who’s mangina longs for the feel of my beautiful strap on cock, bigger than yours, giggle. I adore the build up… when I strap it on over my panties and you watch every hope of fucking me go straight out the window. I see how resigned your are to your complete subjection, the acceptance in you voice that they will be the “fuckee’ and not the “fucker” as they expected. I am a femdom Mistress, there’s no denying that fact now, no opportunity to escape my clutches, but then as a submissive bitch boy… why on earth would you even try?
Much to your shame and surprise, you feel your cock getting hard, relegated to mere clit as your most intimate orifice is exposed to my probing dildo. Of course I’ll lubricate you. I love those little syringes that can fill to the brim with lubricant. I bend you over slowly, pull down your sissy panties and then inject you with a little something to make it slide in even easier. I feel your struggles and I allow them because it amuses me. It’s no use clenching to avoid it, due to the slippery nature of the lubricant, escape from my girl-cock is impossible. I love the feel of you beneath me, trying so earnestly to avoid what is inevitable. But at the very same time, I can hear the desperation to surrender in your voice. That’s when you position yourself for your fucking, ass high, cheeks spread and hole open and ready.
As I hold you down and push, eventually I feel victory as the head pops inside. I hear you moan as I press in deeper, careful to move slowly lest you embarrass yourself by coming without anything but this deep, probing anal stimulation. You’re a butt slut and you know it. As I ride you, I revel in knowing I’ve now broken you to the saddle. No longer able to pretend you don’t love strap on sex, no longer to avoid those feelings of need for forced anal penetration. Now it’s time to admit it by calling me and begging, pleading for a hot, deep penetration from my enormous strapon. What are you afraid of, we all know how much you want it…
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Forced Bi? Oh My! [3:34m]:
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So many of you pathetic sluts claim you’ve never even thought of sucking cock… then oh, so eagerly quiz me about my cocksucker training program. I know there are tons of closet fags out there masquerading as real men. Oh yes, I know the truth about you. You go to the gym to work out and spend most of your time admiring the sculpted, muscular bodies of men who you’d love to worship. Don’t even bother denying it. If you’ll go down on your knees for my strap on cock, you’ll go down on a real one. If you’ll turn your ass up for probing by my pink plastic prick, you’ll spread the cheeks of your mangina for a thick hard dripping cock. You are a faggot, you don’t want to admit it though… that’s where I come in. I’m an expert forced bi Mistress, enjoying your shame and avarice as you watch a thick, pulsing prick knowing it’s for you… all for you.
Ponder this. I’ve invited you over for dinner. The lights are low and the music soft, sexy and you’re aroused by the sight of me in my silky dress. I open a bottle of wine and we drink… and you become more and more relaxed. You know, deep down, you aren’t man enough to bed me… so why on earth would I invite you over? Well, there’s a special guest visiting. Your clit dick throbs in anticipation when you hear the doorbell. Did I? Could I? Would I? My smile holds all the answers as I open the door and show you the night’s star attraction. Jeff works at my gym as a trainer… and he works at night as my “special” trainer. He trains cocksuckers like you to enjoy the feel, the texture, the taste of pulsing cock between your lips… and up your fairy faggot ass. I’ve invited him here tonight to induct you into my special sissy slut club.
The rules are simple. You no longer will claim manhood. Everyone will know exactly what a pansy ass you are. You’ll wear panties underneath your trousers, enjoying the silky prison of your forced feminization. You’ll forgo heterosexual relations from now on unless it involves you orally satisfying a woman after she’s been pleasured by an alpha male. Your place in the world will be simplified. Manliness is no longer expected, effeminacy a requirement. You’ll be a cocksucker, a crossdresser, a cuckold and a cunt for the real men who need a fag boy like you to release their aggressive attentions upon.
You can thank me now or later… either way, it’s what you are and where you belong… and though I’m the only one that knows that now… soon, very soon… everyone will know what a sissy fag you are.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Smallest Cock Humiliation Ever [3:28m]:
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Any wanker who reads my blog with any regularity knows how much I adore small cock humiliation. Normally, while laughable, I’m not shocked by the size of the mini members I encounter. Yesterday, however, your divine Goddess was not only shocked, but repulsed by the chicklet Ms. Courtney and I watched on cam. It was the size of a girl’s big toe, bright red like he’d not taken his fingers off it for days. It wasn’t even shaped like a real dick, it looked more like a disgusting dog dork. I shit you not, it’s took one finger and a thumb for the little loser to diddle, I can’t even call it stroking, lol.. what an opportunity for extreme cock mockery. And to top it off, his single digits hid his diminished dicklet. I’ll admit to laughing so hard I spit my Java Monster across the room. I often think that cock mockery is my favorite past time. I can think of nothing more entertaining than taunting teeny weenies! Infinitesimal penii like this just bolster my theory that God has a sense of humor.
I also talked to Ashtray yesterday. As always, the dear little slut is so eager to serve. The Mistresses were in a meeting in our Mistress chat room. Dear Ashtray felt so left out, begging me for permission to enter, so adorable… and so very nosy, lol. We had a nice session after with Ashtray serving my friends and I in every possible way. He also enjoyed the privilege of my strap on cock deep up inside his ass. I do so love bending over sweet little bitch boys who understand their sissy hole is mine to use and abuse as the case my be. Ashtray, as always, was accommodating and eager to please his Mistress. Submission offered freely tastes of honey wine, glorious and liberating for femdom and submissive alike.
Not that a forced submission scene suffers by comparison, on the contrary… a variety of tastes makes for a well rounded pallete. To that end, one of my students in my special cocksucker training program called last night with a progress report. With every gloryhole adventure, this delicious sissy fag learns more and more about the depths of his depravity and revels in it as I do. This assignment, four cocks, four loads… well, lets just say he completed it with ease and earned a bit of extra credit by spreading his thighs for an injection of throbbing cock in his mangina.
And of course there were more, no less memorable… no less enjoyable. Perhaps I’ll share more on my new blog, Humiliation Nation. Visit later and see… who knows what wicked meanderings will cross your divine femdom Goddess’s mind tonight.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Introducing Humiliation Nation [3:07m]:
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Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.
I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.
I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!
I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.
Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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