Archive for September, 2008

Do you boys know how much I enjoy bending you over and breaking you to my will? Of course those who’ve made their asses available for my big strap on cock do. See, when it’s a man behind you, he understands what he’s doing to you simply because he can feel you clench… it makes a strap on fuck much more brutal. See, I don’t have any feeling in this thing so I’m really not responsible for the pain I inflict, lol. Of course, I do feel you clenching your cheeks as I dip too deeply, but it excites me… it forces the base of the dildo against my clitoris. And that, little bitch boy, is the exact sensation that I crave.

This is the real battle of the sexes, penetrator vs. penetratee… and it’s a hard adjustment for you, isn’t it? You carry your cock around like a weapon, proof of your masculinity, your ability to protect yourself from violation. A big plastic prick up your ass being thrust there by a beautiful woman must feel humiliating. Or does it liberate you from the sexual sterotypes that poison both male and female sexuality? Do you find something freeing in giving your will, your power, your body to a superior woman?

Just something to ponder, I suppose. I’m sure there’s a million and one reasons boys like you love strap on phone sex. Maybe it’s just the sensation, so many nerve  endings packed into such a tiny little place… maybe it’s the total power exchange, the gender fuck, the humiliation of violation… doesn’t really matter to me in the end, in your end, lol. I want to know why of course, how better to get inside that head of yours? But more than anything, my motivation for fucking your ass is pure pleasure on my part. I fuck, therefore I am, lol.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Those of you who’ve spoken with me know the glee I feel when I know a man is taking a chance of exposing himself by masturbating in public. It may be in a secluded area completely nude, in the parking lot of a tanning salon with his pants down, walking out the front door semi clothed or naked excited the neighbors might see… or even rolling down the freeway after a hard day of work with his pants around his ankles, calling me from his cell phone.  I’ve been speaking with loads of public humiliation junkies lately and I’m sooo loving it, lol.

And while those ideas excite me, I think I want my public humiliation boys a tad more adventurous. Seems like all of you are getting off on the idea and taking no real risks. Are you seeking out glory holes or adult bookstores? Obviously, those places are a forced bi boys dreams. But have you thought of what they mean to the boys with an exposure fetish? While sucking cock might not be on your mind, imagine exposing yourself, masturbating in front of others while you see others debauching themselves around you. Are you masturbating at the gym while you’re in the shower? Are you doing everything you can to live out your fantasies more deeply?

See, it’s important to me as a fem dom phone sex mistress to push your buttons, expand your limits and knock you outside your boundaries. It excites me to explore your REAL limits, the ones you want so much… but are so very frightened by. Why not explore those scenarios with me? I love playing with your cfnm phone sex fantasies. You know how much I adore your public exposure, your potential for public humiliation… so let’s see just how deeply your personal rabbit hole goes. I’m game if you are.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I have a very good friend who is infamous for being an extreme cocktease. It’s not that she won’t put out, she will… just not to men who are desperate enough to try to buy her. I often watch in awe as she manipulates these horny men right where she wants them. They gamble if they wine and dine her enough, eventually she’ll put out. So she allows it to a point, free dinners, vacations, jewelry and other prizes… things that can’t be mistaken for a down payment on pussy. She’d be mortified if they suggested giving her cash or paying her bills… it’s just life’s little luxuries she expects and she’s given. My friend would be really good at tease and denial phone sex, lol.

Me? I prefer there be no illusions. I enjoy being paid for teasing and denying you. Why pretend otherwise? I have no interest in spending my time being wooed by a beta male. I prefer to keep you home in chastity while I entertain an alpha male at your expense. It excites me to think I have that complete control of your cock, your mind and of course… control of your orgasm. I understand that while you’re denied and controlled, you are mine. You completely sexualize me, yet you’d never think for an instant I’d bed you. You understand a woman like me would never be satisfied by a pathetic beta bitch boy… so why even give you the impression you have a chance at all?

So what do you think? Would you rather be played by a cocktease or a dominant bitch who understands exactly what she expects from you… and what you’ll get (and not be getting)?

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I talk to little sissy fags all the time who want so very much to suck cock, but feel they haven’t the skill to satisfy. My solution is a course in cocksucker training. It’s easy really, it doesn’t take a living, throbbing cock to kill your gag reflex or learn all the whore’s tricks that make men melt. All a sissy fag needs is a dildo, small ones are ok at first as you can work your way up… and a strong desire to become the best cocksucker possible.

To truly learn to satisfy a penis, practice, practice, practice. When you get up in the morning, spend at least ten to fifteen minutes deep throating your new plastic prick. When it becomes easy, when you can suck it down without choking, buy one a bit bigger. Repeat the process over and over and soon you’ll be the very best little cocksucking sissy slut ever!

This has been an extremely fun week in phone sex. I spoke with my favorite interracial cuckold husband Saturday. He serves as his wife’s houseboy while she spends her Saturdays doing as she pleases. Most of the time that means she’s out having tons of fun with her numerous interracial lovers. I do so love rubbing his nose in her creamy panties, humiliating and arousing him even further. He even admits things are better this way, he hasn’t the skill to hold her. At least this way he can eventually accept his true place in the world as her perfect little cuckold husband.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Isn’t it ironic how clothes make the man… or the sissy as the case may be? Recently I’ve spent lots of time exploring sissification with those beautiful wannabe women who need guidance. I’ll own being a shopping snob, turning my nose up to such things as Walmart lingerie or Covergirl makeup. Yes, I realize many first time sissy sluts experimenting want to do it up on the cheap… but I find that doing it correctly the first time insures a positive feminization experience.

The devil, dear girlies, is in the details. The quality of your panties, for example, can make all the difference in the world. Once you’ve worn a pair of high quality silk panties, off the rack at Walmart will simply not suffice. Once you’ve had a bra custom fitted to your form, well, you get the point. If you’re serious about becoming the best little fem slut you can be, you must make an effort.

Also, it’s important to commit to at least one feminine thing to do at all times. This can be as simple as wearing panties instead of underwear, sitting down to pee, wearing stocking under your pants each day… intimate things you can hide from everyone but yourself. Things that reinforce your true sissy slut nature. As you bring more and more womanly qualities into your day to day life, you’ll find yourself drifting further to your true place in life… as a soft and feminine girlie who lives each day to his feminine fullest.

If you’re looking to explore a future where you become a pretty little panty slut, I’d love to hear from you. Some of my favorite phone sex calls involve helping you realize your full feminine potential.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

You love it when I strip you naked and tie you down to my bed with silky stockings. You adore it when I tease your throbbing cock with my panties as I strip down in front of you. You want so much to touch me, to feel the softness of my body against your naked flesh. But when you’re bound and I’m in control things rarely go as you would like them to. Tease and denial come to mind. I leave you there, helpless and longing before returning only to tease you once more, tease your cock to the edge with the silky panties I removed earlier… how long, you wonder… have you been tied and vulnerable? Does it matter? …. oh and what will I do next.

When I walk back into the room smiling, you’re sure it doesn’t bode well for you. I’m naked and the sight of my nude flesh under the low lights makes your member throb anew. Alas… I’ll be ignoring that part of you for a while yet. My own pleasure is on my mind. I straddle you, my wet cunt making your belly glisten with my lusty juices. Slowly I crawl up your body until my open pussy is against your mouth… then I turn so my rosebud crinkles against your nose and my moist mons grinds against your lips. You love it when I grind upon you, facesitting phone sex is such a delicious game. You are my throne, a hungry seat for my aching pussy. Ease me with your tongue, slip it deep inside my wet and willing pussy.

I know you love being helpless in tight bondage and forced to service my pussy as an inferior male should. Maybe you’ll get lucky and I’ll cuckold you as well. Perhaps my juicy quim will be filled with a thick creampie for you to suck up greedily. Maybe, if you’re a good little slut, I’ll even let you watch him make the deposit you’ll be cleaning up. After all, you are my slave to use and abuse… and this is only one of the many ways a beautiful woman like me can tease and humiliate you. But you’d be lost without me… and we both know it.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So what’s the appeal of orgasm control? Some believe the release of such vital fluids interrupts the creativity and life force of the male gender. With each orgasm, the male of the species loses some vital spark that could be channeled for something higher, something greater… but we both know you desire to cum… eventually. Tonight, I’ve been speaking with such a boy… I love to tease him to the edge over and over, then pull him back completely. Have I mentioned lately I can be quite the wicked cocktease, lol? Of course many of you stroker sluts already knew that having been thoroughly teased and denied by me. What did you expect? For me to make it easy?

No, when we talk I’m in complete control of your orgasmic destiny. I’ll be the judge as to whether you’re ready for complete satisfaction. I want you panting and aching and hungry for it, begging at my feet, promising me the world if you could just “let a little out”. When you hear my laugh, it’s the first indication I’m serious about limiting your pleasure. Our phone sex calls will keep you on the edge. That’s an expectation I won’t negotiate. If you want to cum, tell me. Otherwise, I’ll keep you hanging and wanting until you call me to sing for your semen yet again.

What makes me such a sadistic tease to the cock control crowd? I realize that keeping you hard keeps you interested. It keeps you throbbing and putty in my hand. When I control your orgasm, I control you, control your world and you’ll love the yeses all the more when you understand exactly why I tell you no. Are you looking for tease and denial phone sex tonight? Give me a call then, I’m ready to make you wait… don’t disappoint me.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I talk to many cuckold husbands in the course of my days. I do so love it when they admit how much they adore watching their wives with superior men. While a small majority enjoy a normal sex life with their wives and watch for the excitement factor, a larger number also enjoy small cock humiliation. So what are these husbands of hot wives seeking? Their wife’s sexual pleasure of course… and their own.

The first thing many tell me is how much they enjoy interracial porn. Some of them admit it shamefully, but most are very happy to tell me how they love watching a big, black stud fucking some hot white slut on camera. They love the aggression of the superior male and the pleasure they see the woman is receiving. These men can’t help but want their wives or girlfriends to get that same enjoyment. While most of them close their eyes and stroke their cocks imagining it, many of them actively encourage their women to get what she needs.

I’m always astounded by the passion of these men, the raw pleasure they take from being cuckolded by a black man. It excites me to no end when a boy tells me he wants interracial cuckold phone sex. I love to talk about the taboo nature of it, how hard they get when they see that huge cock splitting her pretty pussy wide. And for a great many of them, it doesn’t stop there. Not only do they want to see it inside her, they want it themselves. I don’t think these boys are actively gay, merely seeking a forced bi experience. Of course a girl like me is always more than happy to oblige…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So what is the average size for a penis? What do most women look for when it comes to cock size? Where does there little dick measure up compared to other men I talk to? These are the burning questions that men with poorly crafted pricks ask me every single day. But it’s not so much the questions they ask but the way they ask them. They sound so hesitant, yet certain they know the answer before they even ask me. See, you don’t come begging for small cock humiliation without knowing your place in the world. In a word, if you have to ask, it’s too small to satisfy… and you know it.

So to answer those burning questions… the average penis is 5.1-5.9″ in length when erect. Anything less than 3 inches qualifies you for micropenis… see the previous entry, lol. Cicumference averages 4.85″, that’s the girth for those of you who don’t understand math terms. That means less than that and you have a pencil dick. Now here’s where it gets tricky. According to studies, the average penis is smaller than the average size, those big ones throw off the curve. You little dick wanker boys can’t cut a break, can you, lol?

But for those of you who think that having a big one makes it even better, there’s other problems that can leave you open for extreme cock mockery. See, so many factors are involved when you’re talking about cock humiliation. You hear the little rhymes like “it’s not the length, it’s not the size. It’s how many times you make it rise.” and they’re right… somewhat. To avoid cock humiliation, the cock in question should not only be larger than average & thicker than average… it should also rise to the occasion when aroused, easily. And get there again after a short refractory period.

So are you a canidate for small cock humiliation phone sex? I sure hope so. This fem dom mistress loves to laugh and taunt dainty, limp, useless little pencil dicked boys. Let’s play.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Yeah, I know I write about him alot, but I swear he’s got the smallest chicklet dick I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. While I do so enjoy mocking his miniscule member, it still shocks me that he’s REALLY that small. Small penis humiliation comes in many shapes and sizes, the sizes ranging from truly pathetic to almost adequate. While the larger end of the spectrum aren’t quite as amusing as the dinky dicks, they still provide a sph mistress an opprotunity for extreme cock mockery.

Not only have I quite enjoyed small cock humiliation phone sex today, I’ve also quite enjoyed pimping out lots of forced bi curious sluts. They all claim they want to make money for their forced bi mistress, so I put them to work. I find glory holes for homo cocksuckers in their area, place ads on Craig’s List or homo newsgroups with his name and number so he might sort though the many large cocks dying to pay me for a pices of my sweet fagggot. Such delicious fun!

I’ve also been in the mood for some interracial cuckolding. I took out a young, buff boy last night while by boyfriend was out of time. Of course he ended up staying the night. I was still hot, sweated and spilled with spooge when boyfriend came home. He told me he could smell sex of me and begged to suck my creampie clean. Of course I let him and he made me cum with his tongue… to bad he can’t make me cum wtih his cock…

Empress Lauren, Your Femdom Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com