Do you ever feel empty after you masturbate? I don’t mean your balls, of course your spooge is missing. I’m talking about something else entirely. It’s not a physical ache, but an emotional one. After you’ve come you start to feel it, depression, desperation, hunger for something more than a solitary session with Rosy Palm. An orgasm spent alone is a wasted orgasm, something that should be avoided on pain of punishment. You’ll be amazed the edge your desire takes when your balls are blue. The focus of your life then becomes not the destination but the journey. With each passing day you’ll edge yourself over and over, never spilling your precious seed… and if you do lose yourself in a moment of weakness, you’ll know the shame and pain of failure. And how better to train a pathetic masturbator with cock and ball torture and extended orgasm denial?
Are you ready to reach the ultimate fulfillment that chastity training can bring? Of course you won’t be locked away entirely. I love being a keyholding chastity mistress, but of course distance and the limitations of phone sex make the idea impractical in most cases. That doesn’t mean I won’t make you lock it away however. I’ll make you complicit in the cock control I enforce. And don’t think I won’t let you stroke, guided masturbation is the majority of the fun for me. I love making you masturbate to my rhythm right to the very edge… then saying the one word that deflates all hope… Stop. But admit it, you don’t feel empty anymore. In fact, you have something very special to look forward to. While your balls are sore and blue, the promise of eventual release leaves you breathless, gives you a reason to get up every morning… to stroke to the edge again and feel the ache all day long.
And should you fail and blow your load without permission? Of course punishment is in order. While I’m a sensual woman, failure to follow my instructions to the letter leave me a very pissed off and ready to indulge in more than a little femdom cbt . The ache you felt before your unauthorized orgasm is nothing compared to the pain you’ll feel while I bind, beat and batter your cock and balls. You’ll become a better stroker boy when you learn to take your medicine like the man you’re so obviously not…
Empress Lauren, Guided Masturbatrix
1-800-356-6169
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empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Your divine dominatrix forgot to post these for my perverted pipe pounders… I’m sure you’ll appreciate the special brand of humiliation that I bring to the table, else you wouldn’t be so eager, so excited to follow my instructions to most specific detail… so here goes.
My Humiliation Bootcamp assignment encourages you to get in touch with your feminine side… whether you have one or not, lol. It’s fun to feminize those with no desire to be girly. Straight on humiliation is sooo much fun.
My Cocktease Assignment guarantees you’ll be the bell of the ball (or balls, lol). See I find CFNM so amusing that it seemed like a nice assignment for you to dress scantily at a pool party so the girls can get a giggle at your expense. Get out your banana hammocks boys, it’s time to show off, lol.
Enjoy your assignments and I can’t wait to hear more of your sissy fag adventures…
Until then…
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
As many of you know, this weekend was my birthday. My friends and I dolled up and hit the town and painted it several very vivid shades of red, lol. At one bar, this sleazy fucker wouldn’t leave us alone. He kept telling us he could pleasure us all with his enormous cock. We cock mocked him and drove him so nuts, he went to the parking lot with us to show off his massive tool. What Mr. Man claimed was the largest cock ever turned out to be four limp inches that shrank even further as he heard four hot chicks laughing their asses off at it’s true pathetic nature. I told him if someone had told him his dinky dick was huge they must have been a compulsive liar. We left him standing there holding Mr. Winky sad and in tears at our small penis humiliation.
So we went to another bar to party for a while. It always amuses me when men try to separate pretty party girls. These wankers know they don’t have a chance with all of us, so they try to cordon us off and seduce us away from our girlfriends. As if. While these wankers are deranged, they are also very profitable. Not one drink was purchased by any of us all night long. A little bit of cockteasing and it’s free drinks all around. We were all dancing together and the men clustered around hoping for a flash of leg or a wardrobe malfunction. We teased and denied each and every one of them.
Suzie has a penchant for big, black cock and cuckolding poor little dicked white boys. So all night long she was flirting and dancing with those mocha gods. Trust me, it was driving all the poor little white boys crazy. So I started fucking with them. I’d walk up behind a man watching her bump and grind with her dark boy. I whispered in his ear… “You’d love to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”. His yes both startled him and aroused me… he looked at me like I was a psychic or something. “How did you know that?” I told him I knew little pussy boys like him knew they were inferior and needed proof. What better way to prove it than to be compared to that big, black cock and found wanting. He was both sad and excited as he faced the truth and I left the club knowing my work there was done. Cuckold slut wannabes always crack me up.
So how was your weekend, wanker boy?
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.
Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.
Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?
Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Introducing Humiliation Nation [3:07m]:
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Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.
I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.
I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!
I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.
Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Adventures with Boislut [2:49m]:
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Boislut called today. His sister dressed him in sexy lingerie, then had both Boislut and her husband service her big dicked lover. Boislut is often riddled with the conflicting emotions of shame and lust. He craves the forced bisexuality and forced feminization and knows he always will. For years now, he’s been dressing up. He’s such a professional, he even has a VIP card for Victoria’s Secret… and even has an Angel card! To keep things interesting, she also has videotaped his adventures and posted them somewhere on the internet! Lookout, Boislut, someday you’ll be a great big porn star!
I’ve also talked extensively to a panty humping faggot this week who desires more than anything to be pimped out and turned into a glory hole slut. He’s also into extreme tease and denial begging me to castrate him if he cums while he’s humping his panties. What fun! I do so enjoy listening to him wax poetic about his love for the cock. We decided Sindy would be a perfect name for a slut such as her. He humped his silky panties for hours while I denied him release. I even washed his whore mouth out with a bar of soap!
My Ashtray is back from his trip out of town and we had a nice phone humiliation call yesterday, as well. The nice thing about Ashtray is knowing there’s always a place to tap my cigarette, lol… his whore mouth. I love taunting him, forcing him to service not only me, but my friends as well. He is truly a slave that serves with both eagerness and devotion. He knows he’s trained specifically for my needs and wants and nothing else matters but my complete satisfaction. Of course, I reward him for that… I allow him to cum occasionally, lol.
Of course, there’s lots of other wonderful phone sex calls I haven’t mentioned, but I’ve enjoyed them all. I adore cuckolds, cocksuckers and strap on sluts… everything in between. It’s so much fun to put you boys through your paces, teaching you to be better submissives and keeping you in your place… on your knees serving me and my fellow fem dom Mistresses. It’s what you little sluts are here for, after all… don’t you agree?
I’m putting the finishing touches on my cuckold short story. I’ll be posting it in a day or so… so be patient. I can promise, as always, it’ll be worth the wait and then some.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Guided Masturbation with a Smide of Tease and Denial [2:13m]:
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Guess who’s the featured Mistress at MayICum.com today? Of course it’s yours truly, the Divine Empress Lauren… your Fem Dom Phone Sex Goddess! Guided masturbation is a very rewarding endeavor for me. The rush of power I get while controlling the movement of your hand on your throbbing cock elates me. Knowing your hand is the force of my will, stroking, teasing and ultimately deciding if you’re worthy of an orgasm. Some are… most aren’t. Orgasm denial or restriction leaves you edgy, horny, unfulfilled and eager to tease yourself to the edge again and again… at my behest, of course. Guiding your orgasm gives me the thrill of control while you suffer at my whims… and love each and every second of it!
I’ve also been pondering a series of posts with homemade bdsm gear tips. For those in a small town or on a budget, a wild imagination can save you tons of bucks on everything from paddles and clamps to cock and ball torture equipment. I’ll be taking requests for fetishes. Email me or PM me on Yahoo with suggestions for topics… examples would be for the CBT fetishist, for those who enjoy nipple torture, anal training, etc. I want to expand your minds and save you some cash… so you can use it to call me to try out all your goodies, lol. That’s not too much to ask for, now is it?
My throat has been quite tender the past couple of days and I’ve not been up to indulging myself in too much phone sex pleasure. I’ve been binging on Sartori throat spray hoping I’ll be up to snuff in the morning. If you’ve wanted a call in the past few days and have been unable to catch me on, I’ll be back to my regular schedule tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Fem Dom Phone Sex Rocks [3:15m]:
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As always, my week has been filled with wonderful phone sex calls. WM called early in the week and gets a special shout out… because he knows what a wanker he is. The chronic masturbator loves stroking his bone while I humiliate him for his shortcomings. Just between us, that’s really easy. Phone humiliation is an art WM very much enjoys. He also adores strippers and escorts and hasn’t had a “free” sexual experience in years! I do so love the way he whimpers when he begs to blow, sweet music to my ears! While I love to tease and deny, I also adore the sounds men make when they come. Every orgasm is unique, yet you can tell the strength and intensity of the splooge just by the way he grunts and sighs…
Today, Ms. Courtney and I talked to(and watched on webcam!)”he who wields a butterknife, not a sword” . He wasn’t dressed as an adult baby today, nor in his sissy slut Happy Bunny tshirt and pink panties… no, he sort of wore men’s clothes today. If you could call Homer Simpson boxers manly! But we teased him immensely, he knows he can’t come until he convinces one of the Mistresses he’s a real man (fat chance!). The fantasy involved his position of power in his office. As the Not-So-Big Bossman, he has far too much control. We found out his secret weakness, though… Dominant women in short skirts and high heels who adore men with huge cocks. So we caught him wanking behind his office door and he gave us a promotion to keep us happy. We became the heads of the new “Special Projects” division. What was our purpose? To train the other women in the fine art of teasing and denying the Not-So-Big Bossman.
He did surprise me, though, when we trained his new secretary and he produced her from his closet. Lo and behold, Not-So-Big Bossman had her in her short black skirt and low cut white blouse… his Blow Up Doll! We laughed so hard as he showed off his oral skills with her, then produced a large dildo, twice as big as his tiny pecker, and proceeded to fuck her sweet plastic pussy with it… he told us even plastic girls deserved a nice big cock… I’m inclined to agree. Of course, he was denied orgasm at the end of our call. Hell, he knows better than to even ask. He’s not proven to anyone he’s a man… and I doubt very seriously he will. Here’s a pic of Not-So-Big Bossman (or “he who wields a butterknife…) with his plastic girlfriend… the blowup doll who cuckolds his silly old ass!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Extreme Phone Sex Roleplay [5:05m]:
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Obviously, not all fantasies are meant to see the light of day… however, there’s nothing wrong about discussing your deviant desires with a phone sex Mistress who understands what happens in fantasy land, stays in fantasy land… we’re kind of like Vegas! In fact, I’m sure that some of you wank to our sites, to our blogs and the free audios we provide looking to get your rocks off. Poor little stroker, you can’t really experience the real thing until you’ve tried it for your self. So what’s a wanker boy to do when his desires get the better of him? Why call the lovely Mistresses of LDW, of course. What happens in our conversation stays there, just between you and I… well, unless you’ve asked me to share it with friends or to blog about it… names changed to protect both the innocent and the guilty.
So what turns you on that shames you so? Is your secret shame to be cuckolded by a man who understands what women REALLY need? Let’s face it, your pathetic little dinky dick just isn’t cutting it. Do you wank furiously at the thought of your wife coming home far too late smelling of a strange man? Does it make you want to drop to your knees and worship her creampie? Are you a cuckold hubby or merely a wannabe? Either way, the fantasy (or reality!) of a cuckold or wittol relationship just flat does it for some of you wankers. You might not like to admit it to anyone… including yourself.
Or maybe you’re wife is not included in your fantasy at all. Maybe you’re a gloryhole queen who enjoys more than anything collecting anonymous cocks you’ve suckled dry? Does the thought of kneeling in a filthy stall waiting for a massive cock to slide through the hole in the wall make you ache deep inside….? You’ve done that, haven’t you? You’ve snuck inside the stall beside the hole in the wall and waited to the be the best little anonymous cocksucker you can be. All that cocksucker training I’ve taught you is coming in handy now, right sissy faggot?
Oh and then there’s the strap on phone sex lovers. They claim they aren’t gay… but what straight man would let a woman with a huge, plastic prick violate his asshole with an enormous dildo? You can’t tell me that the boys who need deep anal penetration from a beautiful woman are about one step away from the real thing… being bent over like a bitch boy and used like the dirty ass fucked slut they are! That being said, I love using my strap on on willing sluts, they moan so pretty when I ream them good. And as I’m pounding their asses, I take pleasure on the base that grinds hard against my perfect pussy!
Or maybe you need some cock control? Orgasm control and orgasm denial make for a very frustrated wanker boy… but you know you deserve it. Maybe you stroke too fast, too furiously and need a guiding hand to watch over you, to pace you so when orgasm finally erupts, it’s better than the ones before. Or is guided masturbation your thing? Do you love the idea of a woman watching you, guiding your strokes, teasing the cream to the tip… forcing you to hold back, over and over until you can’t take any more?
These are but a few of the scenarios the lovely ladies of LDW have in store for you. Obviously, we love more detailed fantasies, things that keep you up at night, aching ,wanting. That’s why we’re here to help you own your desires. To keep the shame at bay… after all, sex, masturbation and the like are supposed to be fun, supposed to be satisfying… let us do that for you.
Let’s craft a fantasy that gets you where it counts, deep inside your balls, the semen building, aching for release and pleasure. Does that sound like fun today? Good, then stroker boy. Call me and let’s play. No matter your fetish or fantasy, trust me, I have the skills and the imagination to make you ache for it over and over…. so what are you waiting for…. dial me now!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Welcome to Cocktease Purgatory [3:00m]:
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Hey there stroker boys, want to have some fun with me this weekend? Then check out my latest cocktease assignment, get your supplies ready and give me a call! I’m gearing up for a serious weekend of cock mockery… I’m up for anything that involves me laughing my ass off at your silly antics and ridiculous shenanigans… or even just having a giggle at the expense of your tiny penis, lol!
And if that’s not enough, I’ve had some real fun with my stroker boys this week! Not only has Punta been begging Ms. Corrine and I for more torment while in chastity, lots of other chronic masturbators have been coming (literally, lol!) out of the wood work. Nancy Knickers called to beg for her monthly milking. Obviously, I told her no… poor dear hasn’t been milked for months! She keeps begging for castration, but what fun would that be for his Mistress and me? I mean, without his “ovaries” what good would she be? She wouldn’t be a pussy beggar, wouldn’t stay hard and straining in her panties… in fact, she’d lose all incentive to be a good little slut for any of us… and would cease begging for a milking she knows isn’t coming.
I’ve talked to several cuckolds this week who’ve come to understand their dinky dicks don’t please anyone but themselves. How selfish is that? They come so quick or are so small their wives or girlfriends are left unsatisfied, yet sound so horrified at the realization she’s taken a cuckold bull lover who can give her multiple orgasms. Why wouldn’t she? Why would the cuckold mind? Oh, he doesn’t, not after he sees for himself what her lover can do. All it takes is a cuckold watching once to see what he’s got that the cuckold doesn’t. In fact, most little cucks are left longing for that big, delicious cock just like their wife or girlfriend does! And when she makes him suck it, to fluff it and get it ready for her? All my cocksucker training comes in handy then and the cuckold slut knows just what to do to please them.
But orgasm denial, cuckolding and cockteasing aren’t the only kinds of phone sex I enjoy… I also adore CBT, hardcore fem dom, hearing your erotic confessions and of course, my favorite… small penis humiliation. I never get enough of laughing at the tiny little front bumps making pup tents in panties. What’s your obsession this week? Is there something you’ve been dying to explore… but you’re afraid to do it alone? Call me and let’s do it together. Sometimes a little stroker boy just needs some encouragement to be the best damn submissive he can be….
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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