So what is the average size for a penis? What do most women look for when it comes to cock size? Where does there little dick measure up compared to other men I talk to? These are the burning questions that men with poorly crafted pricks ask me every single day. But it’s not so much the questions they ask but the way they ask them. They sound so hesitant, yet certain they know the answer before they even ask me. See, you don’t come begging for small cock humiliation without knowing your place in the world. In a word, if you have to ask, it’s too small to satisfy… and you know it.
So to answer those burning questions… the average penis is 5.1-5.9″ in length when erect. Anything less than 3 inches qualifies you for micropenis… see the previous entry, lol. Cicumference averages 4.85″, that’s the girth for those of you who don’t understand math terms. That means less than that and you have a pencil dick. Now here’s where it gets tricky. According to studies, the average penis is smaller than the average size, those big ones throw off the curve. You little dick wanker boys can’t cut a break, can you, lol?
But for those of you who think that having a big one makes it even better, there’s other problems that can leave you open for extreme cock mockery. See, so many factors are involved when you’re talking about cock humiliation. You hear the little rhymes like “it’s not the length, it’s not the size. It’s how many times you make it rise.” and they’re right… somewhat. To avoid cock humiliation, the cock in question should not only be larger than average & thicker than average… it should also rise to the occasion when aroused, easily. And get there again after a short refractory period.
So are you a canidate for small cock humiliation phone sex? I sure hope so. This fem dom mistress loves to laugh and taunt dainty, limp, useless little pencil dicked boys. Let’s play.
Empress Lauren, ForFemdom Fetish Phone Sex
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
One of my favorite callers… let’s call him Alan, not his real name of course, is not only a interracial cuckold husband, he’s also been forced to service her big black lovers. I asked him once how he felt about being emscualated so thoroughly by his wife and her lovers. He replied he quite enjoyed how filthy he felt on his knees worshipping big black cock. It goes without saying that Alan is also deserving of small cock humiliation. He barely has four thin inches and it thrills him to no end to compare it with the vast array of larger cocks that visit his wife’s bed.
Last Monday evening, Alan’s hot wife hosted a party at their home for a swing club specializing in interracial hookups. Alan was required to serve drinks early on, but as the night continued the conditions of his servitude changed. He’d once said he’d never suck cock in public. He made a liar of himself Monday night when the partygoers gathered around him and watched as he slurped on a massive ten inch black cock. He called me late Monday night with the taste of spooge still fresh on his lips. He was so excited he couldn’t quit stroking his cock. He told me all he could thing of was cum on his tongue.
This lust to taste semen got the better of him today. He called all worked up and prepared to take a fatal step into my cocksucker training program. We’d found a glory hole in his area one day on Cruising For Sex. I’d toyed with him for months, taunting him to go. Today, while my little sissy fag slut was so hungry for spunk I finally convinced him to take that next step toward glory hole slutdom. He went, he kneeled, he sucked… and he sucked… and he sucked some more. He was so excited when he arrived home that he called back to beg me to make his public homo excursions a once per week assignment. Of course a forced bi mistress like me was happy to oblige…
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
I’ve been feeling more dominant than usual this week. Translation: Many have suffered, few have came and even more have faced their forced bi fantasies head on. I’ve also laughed my cute little ass of at wankers, spankers, pindicks and cuckolds. All in all, I’ve quite enjoyed this week in phone sex as my sense of humor has put me at the top of my game. Face it, a dominatrix like me can’t stay all stern and serious all the time. I think my playfulness, my kittenish teasing and denial make me the perfect choice for those who want to delve into their submissive side without the fear of things getting too heavy. I have a knack for keeping the mood light while we explore your sexual boundaries. Of course I “serious” up as the situation warrants… I just enjoy getting to know my callers on a more personal level before I presume to order them about, lol.
I’ve talked to some of my favorite boys, boys who know their place, who understand my personality and enjoy the probing questions I ask. Laura was punished for her multitude of sins and is on an extended punishment each day this week. Not only that, I tricked her into doubling her spanking, lol. Such red cheeks and half the strokes weren’t even ordered! A boy in my cocksucker training program completed his task, taking a total of eighteen cocks down his throat since we last spoke about a week ago. I was so proud of his dick slurping prowess, I allowed him a much needed spooge. I spoke with my favorite interracial cuckold husband and we discussed his wife’s many black and multi-racial lovers. There are many more memorable calls I haven’t mentioned, but you boys are on my mind as well, never fear.
While discussing expensive lingerie with a sissy caller of mine last night, I broke out my old bookmarks and dug up the link for Agent Provocateur again. I know how much you sweet little sissy queers love the feel of such finely erotic apparel… and I do so adore their filmy bras and panties… and the garter belts are so modern and sexy… this ain’t your mama’s sexy lingerie… but wouldn’t you like it to be yours… and mine? There’s a wishlist option and I’ll be adding the link to mine soon. If nothing else for the sissies to browse and lust for the filmy, flirty, oh so sensual underthings they offer.
Anything you’d like to share with me this weekend? An erotic confession, a burning fantasy… and out of control lust for my mockery and laughter? I’ll be available each day (9/6 - 9/7) from 8am until midnight. I’ll most likely take a few breaks and may even be on earlier/later than the times listed… just want to give you boys a heads up so you can plan to speak with me… you know you want to.
Empress Lauren, ForFemdom Fetish Phone Sex
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
I’m constantly amazed by the variety of men who enjoy the thrill of becoming a true cuckold husband. While some are content to observe, unleashing their voyeuristic tendencies without a hint of shame or humiliation… well, many are dinky little pin dick boys who need to be compared with a real man. What better way to shame a 3-5 inch micropenis than comparison with the proverbial big, black cock? While studies have found that Italian men and even American Indians on average have larger cocks than black bucks, the mythology surrounding the sense of aggressive possession by a hung black master prevails.
And why not? Interracial cuckolding is such a delicious fantasy, so dark and urban… shared by many a suburban middle management type. You know the ones, in love with being in charge of their limited domain. The act of submitting their hot wives… and even themselves sexually to someone both inferior and superior holds a quite ironic allure. It feels dirty, dangerous and oh, so wrong… such a taboo thing to do. Not only is this pale white pindick ordered to submit to forced bisexuality serving as his Master’s boy bitch, he’s also enjoying the act immensely… shaming him even further and arousing his senses all the more.
Humiliation serves as both a tool to ultimate pleasure and a reminder that no matter how big a boss he is at the office, when wifey and Master puts him on his knees, he’s merely a sissy fag cocksucker. Small cock humiliation, interracial cuckolding and orgasm control humble the pathetic fool and he takes it out sadistically on his underlings the next day. Perhaps your bossman got a ten thick inches of Alabama black snake up his girlie hole last night, think about that and smirk next time he’s ripping you a new one….
Who knows? You might like it, too….
Empress Lauren, Interracial Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
This week Empress Bailey and I began our new hosted chat in the Community Kink chat room. We’ll be hosting every Monday night at 9pm until 10pm. Our subject? Why cock mockery of course! There’s nothing I love more as all roads lead to some type of cock humiliation. We had such a good time discussing the various aspects of small penis humiliation, cuckolding and forced bisexuality. To see all the wonderful shows the Mistresses of Cock Control have in store, visit the special events page.
Also, we launched our new blog for our small cock humiliation chat called Cock Mockery. We’ll be posting chat topics, polls and more to give you your humiliation fix. This weeks poll concerns your cock size. Show us your shame or your game! After all, cock mockery isn’t limited to the small of cock. There’s lots of reasons girls like us would laugh at a big one. Sexual inadequacy is a deal breaker and if that huge bone of yours doesn’t get hard enough to do it’s job, we’ll laugh your ass out of bed, too.
I’ve taken lots of lovely phone sex calls this weekend. I talked with sissiboi who’s sister loves to dress him up and make him indulge in forced bisexuality. This week she brought her boyfriend over and made sissiboi suck like a slut. Of course he denied he wanted it, but couldn’t deny the stiffy he got in his new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. His sis is a real fem dom Mistress, she even made him get a VS credit card!
I also talked to a delicious little slut who’s wife had just introduced him to the joys of interracial cuckolding. She brought home her big, black cock and made hubby watch while she devoured it with both her mouth, then her cunt. After her buck pounded her til she screamed, wifey was kind enough to allow her cuckold hubby to suck her creampie clean. He swore it was the more erotic sexual experience ever for him… and I can believe it. He was so enthusiastic in telling his story, his sissy clit shot twice!
So how’s your week? Call me and share all your wicked experiences or fantasies with me. I’ll be taking calls all week from 7am EST until Midnight or so at 1-800-356-6169. I can’t wait to talk to you!
Empress Lauren, Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Hello boys, so glad you could stop by today. I’ll be discussing cuckolding as a lifestyle choice. Now I realize that some men with average or above cocks love to watch their girl get down and dirty with other men. In your case, the choice is made simply because your voyeurism demands it. In the case of those with dinky dicks, however, something serious is lacking in their relationships. That something is simply cock. Without an adequate penis, the female in the relationship is left hungry and lacking. If she was sick you would take her to the doctor. Thankfully, her treatment is much easier. Go find her someone who can satisfy her sexually since you so obviously can’t.
Cuckold relationships require open communication. I’m sure she’s told you already you don’t measure up. You knew it before she spoke the words. You learned it long ago when you stood naked in the locker room… you even learned to love the fine art of small cock humiliation. Now you need to stand aside and let a real man complete the job you couldn’t. You can’t say it’s never crossed your mind. You’ve always wanted to see her with that flushed look of pleasure you can’t provide. So do it. Tell her you know she’s not happy and help her find a better lover to serve as your surrogate.
What can you expect? Well, I can’t say she won’t treat you differently, she will. Cuckolds are most always met with affectionate contempt by their women. While she understands you, loves you, you just aren’t the kind of man she thought she wanted to breed with. She always thought she deserved an alpha male and when you let her see what she’s missing I can’t promise she’ll stop. But would you really want her to give up sex simply because you aren’t worthy? That’s selfish and love isn’t selfish.
So what’s on your mind this week? I’ll be taking phone domination calls all day Wednesday through Sunday up until midnight or so, probably later. My wicked imagination is in overdrive and I can’t wait to hear all your kinky, deviant fantasies. Let’s play soon, just call me at 1-800-356-6169 and ask for Lauren.
Empress Lauren, Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Ooops! I’ve been creating such devious scenarios today my sadistic bitch meter has risen to fever pitch. I’m in the mood for some serious cock and ball torture. I’m talking more insidious than slapping, waxing or even spanking your little boner. I’m ready for some THROB! I ask for nothing more than lubricant and your cock for a nice, slow session… the catch, you ask? I want you to lube up your cock with something special. I think either powdered ginger mixed into olive oil or some Vick’s Vapor Rub. Now the ginger will do some very special things to the submissive male. The Vick’s though? That’s the tool of a purist. It’s going to burn like hell.
So you have to ask yourself, do you want the mysterious effects of ginger (no, you’ll have to try it!) or the more sadistic Vicks? I’m fine either way, each will suit my purposes. But per my own tastes, the ginger makes me smile. As many of you know, when inserted into your mangina ginger root will make you squirm and ache, throbbing with unthinking lust. You could probably cum spontaneously from it if you could just clench your butt muscles without the burn. Those of you who did my figging phone sex assignment will know that. So what will it do as a lubricant? Try it and find out… or better yet, give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and we’ll torture your lucky cock and balls together.
Today has been full of delicious small cock humiliation, cuckolding and full on hardcore fem dom scenarios. I guess I have some serious fetish role play on my mind. I do so love to toy with little sluts who’s libido and imagination take him to the same dark, sultry places I look toward. It’s so much fun when the slut in question knows that together we can build the perfect phone sex roleplay that will bring him to his knees, weak and wanting. What happens then? Use YOUR imagination, lol.
Until Later.
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Hi there wankers! I hope your weeks have been going arousingly well. I know mine has. I’ve spent the day laughing my ass off at chronic masturbators and panty thieves. But as those of you in the know understand, my favorite thing in the world is small cock humiliation. I spent the morning with Micropenis Boy who amused me considerably. I spoke about him a few weeks ago… he was the clit dick I was so very disgusted by. His genitalia is ambiguous at best… and though his dick doesn’t exactly resemble a clit, it sure as hell doesn’t look like a dick either. We amused ourselves with public humiliation ideas for him including him buying a banana hammock to wear to the beach featuring his wrinkle peanut instead. What fun!
I also enjoyed a bit of cocksucker training with a forced fem fag girlie. I shaved her down, lotioned her and dressed her just like a cheap slut and took her out on the prowl. Of course our girlie was hot and horny so I took her to an after hours club where anything goes. I made her dance with all the sweaty boys who pawed her like a whore. While she was shaking her ass, I was selling it. I took her to the back room and made her suck off all the guys who wanted it for $10 a pop. I told you she was cheap, lol. All the while we spoke of it, girlie choked down on her thick dildo. I listened to her supressing her gag reflex so as to better satisfy those throbbing cocks she’d be sucking from now on. She really did love the big black cocks the best!
So what’s been on your naughty little crotch this week? Anything keeping you unfocused and horny that you’d like to talk about? You know how much I love to listen… and share… so let’s have some fun. I’ll be on all day on Thursday the 6th, Friday the 7th and most of the weekend. Additonally, Ms. Bailey and I will be having a hosting a chat sometime this weekend… More details tomorrow.
Until then…
Empress Lauren, Small Cock Humiliator
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
My best male friend called me last night in tears. I knew immediately why. I’d been telling him for months his hot wife, twenty years younger than him, had a back door man feeding the poor man sloppy seconds for months now. How did I come upon this tidbit of information? The boy (and I use the term loosely, he’s 28) is a friend of both my boyfriend and I. Now while my superior alpha male couldn’t be direct, he could (according to guy code) tell me, his mate. When he found out my man had told me, he began quizzing me on a woman’s point of view. I hedged, not wanting to hurt his feelings… Yes, my friend is hetro, but no, he’s not well endowed. I dated him in high school and knew that sad fact first hand. Of course he’d asked me and our female friends if size mattered (back then) and we lied and said no. Why? He’s our friend, our good friend and we didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
I mean his prick isn’t dinky, it’s merely average. Compared to the shriveled peanuts you loser boys show me he’s positively well hung. But enough to satisfy a woman? Not so much. That’s the thing. He’s average in most every way. Average height, weight, eyes, face, blah, blah, blah… why would his cock be any different. And I do feel sorry for him, he’s a hell of a nice guy, deserved better than what he got… but still… his wife DID deserve something more than mediocre. I completely understand her frustration. He’d confided in me their sex life has pretty much sucked for the past year. I, of course, suggested toys.
This created yet another problem. His wife became far too enamoured of the huge black dildo they’d purchased together. They’d promised to use it together, but more and more often he’d walked in to find her with that thick black plastic meat deep inside her. So all this leads up to the discovery of her cuckoldry. Her back door man was none other than a massive black stallion that put her twelve inch toy to shame. Not only was my friend cheated upon, he’d brought it upon himself.
Though I love my friend dearly, what the hell did he expect? He’d spent many drunken nights over the years whining about his size. I did what any friend would, I comforted him, knowing not to take him home for a pity fuck and I told him why one night when he asked. SPH is a huge handicap for a man, no matter what the rest of the world says. He seemed heartbroken and resigned until he met “size doesn’t matter” Amy, lol. What a liar! But what could I say to him, he was sure of her honesty, but really! Did he think his wife would be content with a Vienna sausage once she’d sampled the kielbasa? I allowed him the luxury of crying on my shoulder and made all the right “that bitch” noises, but truthfully… I can’t blame her. A real woman needs a real man and what better man than a big, black buck to make an interracial cuckold of her hubby?
I told him to be glad she didn’t make him her fluffer boy. Of course I had to explain it to him… and though he acted grossed out, I swear I saw a slutty gleam in his eye, like forced bisexuality wouldn’t be such a horrible thing. I just wonder if they won’t work things out and he’ll serve them with his mouth. I mean snowballs and creampies are horrible things to waste. Maybe I should suggest he start eating his own spunk in preparation for his forced bi humiliation scene, lol. Perhaps I should even enter him into my cocksucker training program!
Any thoughts on interracial cuckolding tonight? Let’s face it… it got me more than a little excited as he told me the story… I’m so going to hell!
Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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