Archive for the “Figging Phone Sex” Category

Hello stroker boys! As many of you know, I’m a very adventurous fem dom mistress who enjoys any and all tools I can add to my arsenal of pleasure/pain. I’ve long been an advocate of bdsm implements on the cheap, meaning of course things you can find inside your house… or even your own backyard. One of those tools is the nasty little plant called the stinging nettle. Before we begin on the history and usage, I’ll give the usual safety warnings. It’s always a good idea to do a spot test on your wrist before you take it, uhm… downstairs, lol. Make sure you aren’t allergic… and that you have the actual plant, urtica diocia. There are several different types found in all parts of the world including Europe, North America and Asia. Good to go? Then let’s begin exploring what could be a very unique bdsm phone sex experience.

Ancient literature from Roman times mentions this plant in bdsm usage with mentions of unruly soldiers being punished “below the navel” with stinging nettles. The English used it to encourage prized bulls to mate… and of course, those deliciously inventive Victorians used it for the same purpose we’ll be using it… to torture the cock and balls of submissives both in punishment and play. Urtication, along with “birching” and ginger figging, were common forms of torment during the Victorian era. For those who think our ancestors were sticks in the mud, just think of the kinky legacy they’ve left us!

You can identify this plant easily by it’s toothy, serrated edges of it’s leaves. They grow in groupings of two, back to back against their stem. The backs of the leaves themselves are covered with fine, sticky white hairs which make up the stinging part. The best time to gather stinging nettles is in the spring, so you have plenty of time to research and hunt some down. You should use rubber gloves when gathering your treasures as to avoid irritation to areas that aren’t quite as fun as your genitals. No use wasting your fun sexual humiliation tool with stinging hands!

Those tiny white hairs on the backs of the leaves act as tiny needles that when pressed and rolled against sensitive flesh will cause irritation. You should carefully apply it with gloved hands. I’ve used these delightfully torturous leaves in the underwear of submissives so they can feel the burn for extended periods. I’ve also used them before a nice, hard spanking or caning. Used in conjunction with a ginger fig before a caning can be a quite interesting bdsm experience for advanced submissive males.

In the next few days I’ll be posting an audio story featuring stinging nettles as part of a cock and ball torture scene including some deliciously nasty punishments and pleasures. Stay tuned for a link… and while you wait, entertain yourself with my blog and audios… well, if you haven’t already. As always, I’m eager to consult you on your bdsm regieme. I’m sure you’re as excited to explore new and exciting ways to humiliate yourself for my pleasure… and yours, of course.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’ve been focusing a lot on expensive, kinky toys, but I realize that many of you are on a cock and ball torture budget… hell you have to be to afford my very personal phone domination services, lol. So I’m going to give you some secret frugal tips so we might enjoy very special, sadistic sessions. It’s amazing the things you can get at Wal-Mart or your local hardware. I’m sure you know some tricks like paint stirrers for paddles, both the thin, springy kind and the thicker, more harsh version you can pick up at Lowe’s… but of course they bare repeating. As do binder clamps from the office supply and clothespins from the laundry session. Also there’s loads of fun to be had with soy based candles, wooden spoons and even the strings from your shoes.

But the kitchen section, a place most men avoid, has a treasure trove of cock and ball torture implements to satisfy even the most discerning phone sex masochists. I believe I’ve mentioned meat tenderizers before, the spiky mallet head is perfect for ballbusting fun. And ginger root causes a very submissive, pleasure/pain sensation when used on your genitals or anally. Cream of Tartar also causes a very nice itch, but don’t use too much. Lemon squeezers are fun, I’m sure you know where I’d apply them, lol… along with nutcrackers. Bamboo skewers, chopsticks, chip clips for bags… all these things can be used my an inventive dominatrix like myself to force such beautiful suffering.

Abrasion play is also a passion of mine. I’ve taken strips of sandpaper, fine grit of course, and placed it in bras I’ve made sissy sluts wear. They tell me it rubs their nipples raw gradually over the course of the day inciting feelings of submissive male stroker lust and devotion each time the paper shifts over their hardened buds. Sandpaper rubbed gently on the balls also elicits a delicious response.

More to come of course… I’m sure that’s enough excitement for you little painsluts today… But if not, you can always call me. I do so enjoy hearing and watching your charming physical and mental reactions to the pain I entice you to inflict on my behalf.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Ooops! I’ve been creating such devious scenarios today my sadistic bitch meter has risen to fever pitch. I’m in the mood for some serious cock and ball torture. I’m talking more insidious than slapping, waxing or even spanking your little boner. I’m ready for some THROB! I ask for nothing more than lubricant and your cock for a nice, slow session… the catch, you ask? I want you to lube up your cock with something special. I think either powdered ginger mixed into olive oil or some Vick’s Vapor Rub. Now the ginger will do some very special things to the submissive male. The Vick’s though? That’s the tool of a purist. It’s going to burn like hell.

So you have to ask yourself, do you want the mysterious effects of ginger (no, you’ll have to try it!) or the more sadistic Vicks? I’m fine either way, each will suit my purposes. But per my own tastes, the ginger makes me smile. As many of you know, when inserted into your mangina ginger root will make you squirm and ache, throbbing with unthinking lust. You could probably cum spontaneously from it if you could just clench your butt muscles without the burn. Those of you who did my figging phone sex assignment will know that. So what will it do as a lubricant? Try it and find out… or better yet, give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and we’ll torture your lucky cock and balls together.

Today has been full of delicious small cock humiliation, cuckolding and full on hardcore fem dom scenarios. I guess I have some serious fetish role play on my mind. I do so love to toy with little sluts who’s libido and imagination take him to the same dark, sultry places I look toward. It’s so much fun when the slut in question knows that together we can build the perfect phone sex roleplay that will bring him to his knees, weak and wanting. What happens then? Use YOUR imagination, lol.

Until Later.

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

 Sissy Slut Tips for Summer Femininity [3:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I feel like I’ve been neglecting my little sissy sluts lately. So tonight, my blog is dedicated to the cute little crossdressers who love to feel as feminine as they can be. So I’ve gathered a list of things you can do either stealthily or full blown. I’ll make a suggestion for both ways with each entry. Enjoy!

At the Salon

1. Get a manicure and pedicure. If you need to hide your forced feminization, then use clear polish. If you are a full blown sissy slut? Of course choose a frosty pink, fire engine red or another color that screams fem!

2. Get a body wax. For the timid girls, choose one area like your back, legs or chest. If you are full on fem? Get everything ripped from the neck down. Enjoy the cool feeling of smooth all summer long.

3. Get a makeup application and lesson. The girls at the salon are brilliant with color. Let them show you what it can do for you. If you need to hide your inclinations tell them you lost a bet. If not, then let the color flow free and be unapologetic. You’re going to be beautiful when they’ve finished.

4. Get a facial and eye treatment. Most salons offer these services to men as well. Ask for a male or “sports” facial if you’re shy. If not, ask for the full treatment!

5. Get a full body scrub for exfoliation. Nothing screams male like dry skin. If you’re too shy to ask, do this one at home with a store bought scrub. Trust me, your skin will thank you.

6. Get an eyelash perm and tint. Ever notice how males have the most beautiful lashes? If you’re one of the lucky males you won’t need this one. If not, let them do you up right. Make those peepers pop!

7. Have your eyebrows waxed. If you need to hide, then consider it manscaping. If not, then let them arch them like a woman’s. Over those beautiful permed and tinted lashes they’ll look so exotic and delicious.

Feeling all pretty now? Of course you are. You look so pretty, too. Now you need a look. Find you a feminine outfit and lounge in it for a while. Have the house to yourself all night? Then sleep in your girlie attire. Touch yourself through the silky fabric, don’t stroke. Just rub gently like a woman would, over the panties. Are you longing to suck some cock? What are you waiting for? This is the perfect opportunity to be the best little cumslut you can be. I want you out cruising for a tasty cock to suck. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it so much you just might squirt spontaneously in your panties. Are you ready for it? Open your mouth wide, suck it to his balls and remember to breathe when he’s all the way inside your throat. Revel in the feeling of being a sissy faggot. It’s the path you chose, enjoy it to the fullest….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Yayyy! I’m the featured Mistress today at our wonderful site Domination Bootcamp! I just wanted to share my fun little “strokercise” with those of you unfamiliar with this extra special blog designed with the submissive male in mind. Every few days one of the Lovely LDW Mistresses posts an extra special set of instructions for stroker boys like you to enjoy, hence the term “strokercises”. Of course it’s a cockteaser, to show you what you’re missing if you haven’t called yet… or to remind you exactly why your cock demands you call us again and again! So here’s a link to my “strokercise” in figging phone sex. Don’t worry, the post explains it all… and if you want to talk about it after or share an erotic phone sex experience with me… I’ll be more than happy to help you out with that…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com