Ooops! I’ve been creating such devious scenarios today my sadistic bitch meter has risen to fever pitch. I’m in the mood for some serious cock and ball torture. I’m talking more insidious than slapping, waxing or even spanking your little boner. I’m ready for some THROB! I ask for nothing more than lubricant and your cock for a nice, slow session… the catch, you ask? I want you to lube up your cock with something special. I think either powdered ginger mixed into olive oil or some Vick’s Vapor Rub. Now the ginger will do some very special things to the submissive male. The Vick’s though? That’s the tool of a purist. It’s going to burn like hell.
So you have to ask yourself, do you want the mysterious effects of ginger (no, you’ll have to try it!) or the more sadistic Vicks? I’m fine either way, each will suit my purposes. But per my own tastes, the ginger makes me smile. As many of you know, when inserted into your mangina ginger root will make you squirm and ache, throbbing with unthinking lust. You could probably cum spontaneously from it if you could just clench your butt muscles without the burn. Those of you who did my figging phone sex assignment will know that. So what will it do as a lubricant? Try it and find out… or better yet, give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and we’ll torture your lucky cock and balls together.
Today has been full of delicious small cock humiliation, cuckolding and full on hardcore fem dom scenarios. I guess I have some serious fetish role play on my mind. I do so love to toy with little sluts who’s libido and imagination take him to the same dark, sultry places I look toward. It’s so much fun when the slut in question knows that together we can build the perfect phone sex roleplay that will bring him to his knees, weak and wanting. What happens then? Use YOUR imagination, lol.
Until Later.
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.
Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.
Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?
Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Introducing Humiliation Nation [3:07m]:
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Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.
I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.
I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!
I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.
Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Guided Masturbation with a Smide of Tease and Denial [2:13m]:
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Guess who’s the featured Mistress at MayICum.com today? Of course it’s yours truly, the Divine Empress Lauren… your Fem Dom Phone Sex Goddess! Guided masturbation is a very rewarding endeavor for me. The rush of power I get while controlling the movement of your hand on your throbbing cock elates me. Knowing your hand is the force of my will, stroking, teasing and ultimately deciding if you’re worthy of an orgasm. Some are… most aren’t. Orgasm denial or restriction leaves you edgy, horny, unfulfilled and eager to tease yourself to the edge again and again… at my behest, of course. Guiding your orgasm gives me the thrill of control while you suffer at my whims… and love each and every second of it!
I’ve also been pondering a series of posts with homemade bdsm gear tips. For those in a small town or on a budget, a wild imagination can save you tons of bucks on everything from paddles and clamps to cock and ball torture equipment. I’ll be taking requests for fetishes. Email me or PM me on Yahoo with suggestions for topics… examples would be for the CBT fetishist, for those who enjoy nipple torture, anal training, etc. I want to expand your minds and save you some cash… so you can use it to call me to try out all your goodies, lol. That’s not too much to ask for, now is it?
My throat has been quite tender the past couple of days and I’ve not been up to indulging myself in too much phone sex pleasure. I’ve been binging on Sartori throat spray hoping I’ll be up to snuff in the morning. If you’ve wanted a call in the past few days and have been unable to catch me on, I’ll be back to my regular schedule tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

