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Hello stroker boys! As many of you know, I’m a very adventurous fem dom mistress who enjoys any and all tools I can add to my arsenal of pleasure/pain. I’ve long been an advocate of bdsm implements on the cheap, meaning of course things you can find inside your house… or even your own backyard. One of those tools is the nasty little plant called the stinging nettle. Before we begin on the history and usage, I’ll give the usual safety warnings. It’s always a good idea to do a spot test on your wrist before you take it, uhm… downstairs, lol. Make sure you aren’t allergic… and that you have the actual plant, urtica diocia. There are several different types found in all parts of the world including Europe, North America and Asia. Good to go? Then let’s begin exploring what could be a very unique bdsm phone sex experience.

Ancient literature from Roman times mentions this plant in bdsm usage with mentions of unruly soldiers being punished “below the navel” with stinging nettles. The English used it to encourage prized bulls to mate… and of course, those deliciously inventive Victorians used it for the same purpose we’ll be using it… to torture the cock and balls of submissives both in punishment and play. Urtication, along with “birching” and ginger figging, were common forms of torment during the Victorian era. For those who think our ancestors were sticks in the mud, just think of the kinky legacy they’ve left us!

You can identify this plant easily by it’s toothy, serrated edges of it’s leaves. They grow in groupings of two, back to back against their stem. The backs of the leaves themselves are covered with fine, sticky white hairs which make up the stinging part. The best time to gather stinging nettles is in the spring, so you have plenty of time to research and hunt some down. You should use rubber gloves when gathering your treasures as to avoid irritation to areas that aren’t quite as fun as your genitals. No use wasting your fun sexual humiliation tool with stinging hands!

Those tiny white hairs on the backs of the leaves act as tiny needles that when pressed and rolled against sensitive flesh will cause irritation. You should carefully apply it with gloved hands. I’ve used these delightfully torturous leaves in the underwear of submissives so they can feel the burn for extended periods. I’ve also used them before a nice, hard spanking or caning. Used in conjunction with a ginger fig before a caning can be a quite interesting bdsm experience for advanced submissive males.

In the next few days I’ll be posting an audio story featuring stinging nettles as part of a cock and ball torture scene including some deliciously nasty punishments and pleasures. Stay tuned for a link… and while you wait, entertain yourself with my blog and audios… well, if you haven’t already. As always, I’m eager to consult you on your bdsm regieme. I’m sure you’re as excited to explore new and exciting ways to humiliate yourself for my pleasure… and yours, of course.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’ve been focusing a lot on expensive, kinky toys, but I realize that many of you are on a cock and ball torture budget… hell you have to be to afford my very personal phone domination services, lol. So I’m going to give you some secret frugal tips so we might enjoy very special, sadistic sessions. It’s amazing the things you can get at Wal-Mart or your local hardware. I’m sure you know some tricks like paint stirrers for paddles, both the thin, springy kind and the thicker, more harsh version you can pick up at Lowe’s… but of course they bare repeating. As do binder clamps from the office supply and clothespins from the laundry session. Also there’s loads of fun to be had with soy based candles, wooden spoons and even the strings from your shoes.

But the kitchen section, a place most men avoid, has a treasure trove of cock and ball torture implements to satisfy even the most discerning phone sex masochists. I believe I’ve mentioned meat tenderizers before, the spiky mallet head is perfect for ballbusting fun. And ginger root causes a very submissive, pleasure/pain sensation when used on your genitals or anally. Cream of Tartar also causes a very nice itch, but don’t use too much. Lemon squeezers are fun, I’m sure you know where I’d apply them, lol… along with nutcrackers. Bamboo skewers, chopsticks, chip clips for bags… all these things can be used my an inventive dominatrix like myself to force such beautiful suffering.

Abrasion play is also a passion of mine. I’ve taken strips of sandpaper, fine grit of course, and placed it in bras I’ve made sissy sluts wear. They tell me it rubs their nipples raw gradually over the course of the day inciting feelings of submissive male stroker lust and devotion each time the paper shifts over their hardened buds. Sandpaper rubbed gently on the balls also elicits a delicious response.

More to come of course… I’m sure that’s enough excitement for you little painsluts today… But if not, you can always call me. I do so enjoy hearing and watching your charming physical and mental reactions to the pain I entice you to inflict on my behalf.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

With Christmas just around the corner, all I’ve heard for the last bit has been, “What do you want for Christmas?”. While I can’t offend friends and family with my kinky wishlist, I can entertain my submissive males with a list of toys that make my panties wet. This isn’t my wishlist for me, mind you, it’s a wishlist of things I’d love to see you boys buy so our playtime together is a bit edgier, spicier and of course fun! So here goes… enjoy…

For CBT Enthusiasts

This is an evil little device known as Kali’s Teeth… and this one is only the beginner’s version! I have one delightful subbie who’s an inventor who’s developed his own version out of plastic. This little toy will spike your clitty when it gets the least bit hard. It’s such a delicious torment to watch a submissive male fight his nature and stay soft and pliant to avoid the pain. Of course, painsluts love Kali’s Teeth for other reasons entirely, lol. So if you’re looking for a chastity device that provides not only abstinence but pain, this is the way to go!

For Orgasmic Control

For the boy with cock control issues… this little Sperm Stopper will keep you from going volcanic no matter how much you’d like to. While using this little device on some of my personal slaves, I get begging, pleading, bargaining and on my part…. much, much laughter.  Once this little fucker’s in place, there’s no cummies for you. This is the perfect playtime toy for the tease and denial junkie… no way, no how is it coming through the plug. No cummies for the wicked… that’s you, lol.

I’ll be adding more to my kinky wishlist for submissives in the weeks leading up to the holidays, so stay tuned for more kinky fun… and if you want to purchase something for me, your favorite humiliatrix… Check out my Amazon wishlist or just buy me an E-Gift card from Agent Provocoteur or Lucky Brand, my two favorite stores. The links for each are in my sidebar as well as my email address. Or if you’re just feeling submissive or if you’re into financial domination, well, spend, spend, spend…

I hope you had a wonderful holiday and weekend… I know I have….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Most people equate BDSM sex with kinky sexual practices they aren’t really sure about… they just KNOW that no decent person would do it… well, except their neighbors, their kid’s school teacher, that nice lady who sells cookies at church bake sales, etc. The fact is, most vanilla flavored people have no idea about BDSM at all. They think whips and chains, some guy on Jerry Springer being lead around like a dog by a dominatrix wannabe, scarred and bleeding backs from the kiss of a whip and a million and one other incorrect cliches. Truth is, with the turn of the century, many, young and old have thrown off the shackles of stereotypical bdsm play and made up their own rules.

The B part stands for bondage, obviously. Though not every practitioner likes to be tied up, there’s a certain eroticism about it. The feeling of being helpless, exposed, immobile… well it gives some the feeling their body is not their own, but belongs instead to their Master or Mistress. While vanilla people might scoff at the idea a submissive would find empowerment in bondage, I say don’t knock it until you try it. Not every bdsm game ends in pain. Bondage is the perfect tease and denial tool, driving the willing victim crazy with longing. Trust plays a big part in this type of scene as you don’t exactly let strangers bind you. Not only that, but being the lone nude man in a room full of clothed women is enough to excite men who have the barest of CFNM fantasies!

D stands for discipline, what squicks many. Discipline can be anything from a harsh word, a quick correction, light paddling or full on flogging. The implements used are many and varied, just look around your house. Wooden spatulas, paint stirrers, binder clamps, hell, a creative disciplinarian can walk in a hardware store and purchase things to torture some lucky soul all night! But don’t worry, the beauty of bdsm is both parties are extremely willing. Not only that, but tease and denial play a huge part as well, the anticiapation of the pleasure/pain often outweighs the orgasm itself!

Which brings me to the S & M part. S stands for Sadism, named for the eighteenth century libertine, the Marquis De Sade. Though he had a wild reputation, most of it well deserved, many of his bdsm themed books were thinly veiled political satire of his day. Sadism is sexual pleasure obtained from the suffering of others. If one is playing with a masochist, this can be an extremely rewarding experience…

Now on to the M, masochism. Masochism is taking delight and sexual pleasure in pain. It can be spanking, whipping, nipple torture, cbt, mind fuckery and the list goes on and on. What sets the masochist apart is his/her love for the endorphins released at the peak of pain/ pleasure. The term was coined in the nineteenth century by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch who wrote the brilliant Venus in Furs.

Point is, explore the whys and the hows of your sexuality. Research, find the triggers that arouse you. Educate yourself rather than just expecting generic bdsm domination games. Trust me, you’ll be glad you took the time to do so.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’m quite a believer in contrasts, hence my fascination with pain and pleasure. Ask any painslut and they’ll tell you they’re one and the same. When the endorphins start flooding your system, pain makes the pleasure of your submission so very intense, more intense than a mere blowjob or vanilla roll in the hay. True, those activities activate the pleasure centers of your brain, but not to the degree even a little pain will add. Anyone who’s ever been the least bit involved in bdsm phone sex knows this. Sometimes the pain overwhelms your pleasure centers and leaves you panting and writhing with lust, more excited, more orgasmic than you’ve ever been… not from the pleasure, but from the sweet rush of pain that you feel all over.

Is it any wonder I just adore cbt phone sex? There’s something so very hot about controlling the pace of pain a boy feels under my cruel control. I love to taunt and tease while he clamps those clothespins on his nuts and nipples. I love the sweet way they beg when blood flow overwhelms their cock bondage and the ties become uncomfortably erotic and that man meat swells and bucks in anticipation for what’s coming next. It’s even better when I make him spread his legs wide and I trample his balls or kick them hard. Ballbusting is a hobby of mine, lol. Not only do I enjoy this special brand of pain, but the erotic humiliation it provides the male submissive. Out of control, out of options and loving every single second.

Another of my favorite fantasies involves castration. I have no clue why… maybe because as a farm girl I witnessed the annual ritual of gelding horses and castrating pigs. My father taught me how to use an elastrator when I was young and I assisted occasionally in emasculating the hogs or bulls. It was so very much fun. As I got older, I wondered often how it would work on a man. Cutting off the blood flow makes the testicles atrophy, so easy to slice after with little pain. Of course, cauterization often left those partially male animals squeal. These kinky niche fetishes excite me, the more extreme the better. How would it make you feel?

But anyway, enough to scare you boys, lol. Let’s face it, I’m a true sadistic mistress who enjoys male suffering in whatever form it takes. Does that excite you, repulse you or just make you crave my voice on the line wondering what I’d do to you to make you ache with that same pleasure pain. No apologies, that’s just me… and you know you love me, lol, in spite of or because of the sadism that drives me to become the most sadistic fem dom you’ve ever had the pleasure to submit to. Are you game? I know I am…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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