I recently had the pleasure of speaking with a pretty little sissy who giggled just like a girl. I was impressed with “her” manners, she sounded exactly like a real woman. Absolutely amazing! We enjoyed a lovely dress up session. We talked while she lounged in a bubble bath and enjoyed how soft and feminine it made her feel. I helped her shave her legs and around her clitty and pussy. After she emerged from her bath like Venus rising from the sea, I helped her choose some silky clothing that excited her tremendously. It was hard for her not to rub her legs together so her sweet clitty was aroused. I told her to lie back and tease herself through her panties. We kept her on the edge for quite a while before she leaked sissy juice all over herself. Needless to say I quite enjoyed not quite forced feminization with my pretty little girlie. I look forward to helping more good girls get in touch with their feminine side.
I also had quite a good time with a public humiliation junkie who indulged in his desire for exposure. Many of you know it thrills me when my boys put themselves in the line of danger. The thrill of almost getting caught adds a certain spice. He went into the garage door wearing nothing but stolen panties and opened the garage door. I know he was hoping his neighbor would pick that moment to emerge and bust him. Sadly, no one saw his shame. We talked about the differences in fantasy and reality. He was quite in touch, knowing such scenarios don’t always turn out as planned. The fantasy is she’d laugh, point and taunt. Reality holds she’d call the cops and he’d be labeled a sex offender. So much risk for a simple CFNM fantasy! So small risks are good, nothing too outrageous. Isn’t it nice you have someone as open minded and creative as me to help you explore those risky humiliation fantasies?
Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Strap On Phone Sex [2:58m]:
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The greatest thing about strapon phone sex is the feeling of power I get whilst wearing my plastic penis. Of course it’s larger than most of the men who’s mangina longs for the feel of my beautiful strap on cock, bigger than yours, giggle. I adore the build up… when I strap it on over my panties and you watch every hope of fucking me go straight out the window. I see how resigned your are to your complete subjection, the acceptance in you voice that they will be the “fuckee’ and not the “fucker” as they expected. I am a femdom Mistress, there’s no denying that fact now, no opportunity to escape my clutches, but then as a submissive bitch boy… why on earth would you even try?
Much to your shame and surprise, you feel your cock getting hard, relegated to mere clit as your most intimate orifice is exposed to my probing dildo. Of course I’ll lubricate you. I love those little syringes that can fill to the brim with lubricant. I bend you over slowly, pull down your sissy panties and then inject you with a little something to make it slide in even easier. I feel your struggles and I allow them because it amuses me. It’s no use clenching to avoid it, due to the slippery nature of the lubricant, escape from my girl-cock is impossible. I love the feel of you beneath me, trying so earnestly to avoid what is inevitable. But at the very same time, I can hear the desperation to surrender in your voice. That’s when you position yourself for your fucking, ass high, cheeks spread and hole open and ready.
As I hold you down and push, eventually I feel victory as the head pops inside. I hear you moan as I press in deeper, careful to move slowly lest you embarrass yourself by coming without anything but this deep, probing anal stimulation. You’re a butt slut and you know it. As I ride you, I revel in knowing I’ve now broken you to the saddle. No longer able to pretend you don’t love strap on sex, no longer to avoid those feelings of need for forced anal penetration. Now it’s time to admit it by calling me and begging, pleading for a hot, deep penetration from my enormous strapon. What are you afraid of, we all know how much you want it…
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Forced Bi? Oh My! [3:34m]:
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So many of you pathetic sluts claim you’ve never even thought of sucking cock… then oh, so eagerly quiz me about my cocksucker training program. I know there are tons of closet fags out there masquerading as real men. Oh yes, I know the truth about you. You go to the gym to work out and spend most of your time admiring the sculpted, muscular bodies of men who you’d love to worship. Don’t even bother denying it. If you’ll go down on your knees for my strap on cock, you’ll go down on a real one. If you’ll turn your ass up for probing by my pink plastic prick, you’ll spread the cheeks of your mangina for a thick hard dripping cock. You are a faggot, you don’t want to admit it though… that’s where I come in. I’m an expert forced bi Mistress, enjoying your shame and avarice as you watch a thick, pulsing prick knowing it’s for you… all for you.
Ponder this. I’ve invited you over for dinner. The lights are low and the music soft, sexy and you’re aroused by the sight of me in my silky dress. I open a bottle of wine and we drink… and you become more and more relaxed. You know, deep down, you aren’t man enough to bed me… so why on earth would I invite you over? Well, there’s a special guest visiting. Your clit dick throbs in anticipation when you hear the doorbell. Did I? Could I? Would I? My smile holds all the answers as I open the door and show you the night’s star attraction. Jeff works at my gym as a trainer… and he works at night as my “special” trainer. He trains cocksuckers like you to enjoy the feel, the texture, the taste of pulsing cock between your lips… and up your fairy faggot ass. I’ve invited him here tonight to induct you into my special sissy slut club.
The rules are simple. You no longer will claim manhood. Everyone will know exactly what a pansy ass you are. You’ll wear panties underneath your trousers, enjoying the silky prison of your forced feminization. You’ll forgo heterosexual relations from now on unless it involves you orally satisfying a woman after she’s been pleasured by an alpha male. Your place in the world will be simplified. Manliness is no longer expected, effeminacy a requirement. You’ll be a cocksucker, a crossdresser, a cuckold and a cunt for the real men who need a fag boy like you to release their aggressive attentions upon.
You can thank me now or later… either way, it’s what you are and where you belong… and though I’m the only one that knows that now… soon, very soon… everyone will know what a sissy fag you are.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Adventures with Boislut [2:49m]:
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Boislut called today. His sister dressed him in sexy lingerie, then had both Boislut and her husband service her big dicked lover. Boislut is often riddled with the conflicting emotions of shame and lust. He craves the forced bisexuality and forced feminization and knows he always will. For years now, he’s been dressing up. He’s such a professional, he even has a VIP card for Victoria’s Secret… and even has an Angel card! To keep things interesting, she also has videotaped his adventures and posted them somewhere on the internet! Lookout, Boislut, someday you’ll be a great big porn star!
I’ve also talked extensively to a panty humping faggot this week who desires more than anything to be pimped out and turned into a glory hole slut. He’s also into extreme tease and denial begging me to castrate him if he cums while he’s humping his panties. What fun! I do so enjoy listening to him wax poetic about his love for the cock. We decided Sindy would be a perfect name for a slut such as her. He humped his silky panties for hours while I denied him release. I even washed his whore mouth out with a bar of soap!
My Ashtray is back from his trip out of town and we had a nice phone humiliation call yesterday, as well. The nice thing about Ashtray is knowing there’s always a place to tap my cigarette, lol… his whore mouth. I love taunting him, forcing him to service not only me, but my friends as well. He is truly a slave that serves with both eagerness and devotion. He knows he’s trained specifically for my needs and wants and nothing else matters but my complete satisfaction. Of course, I reward him for that… I allow him to cum occasionally, lol.
Of course, there’s lots of other wonderful phone sex calls I haven’t mentioned, but I’ve enjoyed them all. I adore cuckolds, cocksuckers and strap on sluts… everything in between. It’s so much fun to put you boys through your paces, teaching you to be better submissives and keeping you in your place… on your knees serving me and my fellow fem dom Mistresses. It’s what you little sluts are here for, after all… don’t you agree?
I’m putting the finishing touches on my cuckold short story. I’ll be posting it in a day or so… so be patient. I can promise, as always, it’ll be worth the wait and then some.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



Sissy Slut Tips for Summer Femininity [3:49m]:
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I feel like I’ve been neglecting my little sissy sluts lately. So tonight, my blog is dedicated to the cute little crossdressers who love to feel as feminine as they can be. So I’ve gathered a list of things you can do either stealthily or full blown. I’ll make a suggestion for both ways with each entry. Enjoy!
At the Salon
1. Get a manicure and pedicure. If you need to hide your forced feminization, then use clear polish. If you are a full blown sissy slut? Of course choose a frosty pink, fire engine red or another color that screams fem!
2. Get a body wax. For the timid girls, choose one area like your back, legs or chest. If you are full on fem? Get everything ripped from the neck down. Enjoy the cool feeling of smooth all summer long.
3. Get a makeup application and lesson. The girls at the salon are brilliant with color. Let them show you what it can do for you. If you need to hide your inclinations tell them you lost a bet. If not, then let the color flow free and be unapologetic. You’re going to be beautiful when they’ve finished.
4. Get a facial and eye treatment. Most salons offer these services to men as well. Ask for a male or “sports” facial if you’re shy. If not, ask for the full treatment!
5. Get a full body scrub for exfoliation. Nothing screams male like dry skin. If you’re too shy to ask, do this one at home with a store bought scrub. Trust me, your skin will thank you.
6. Get an eyelash perm and tint. Ever notice how males have the most beautiful lashes? If you’re one of the lucky males you won’t need this one. If not, let them do you up right. Make those peepers pop!
7. Have your eyebrows waxed. If you need to hide, then consider it manscaping. If not, then let them arch them like a woman’s. Over those beautiful permed and tinted lashes they’ll look so exotic and delicious.
Feeling all pretty now? Of course you are. You look so pretty, too. Now you need a look. Find you a feminine outfit and lounge in it for a while. Have the house to yourself all night? Then sleep in your girlie attire. Touch yourself through the silky fabric, don’t stroke. Just rub gently like a woman would, over the panties. Are you longing to suck some cock? What are you waiting for? This is the perfect opportunity to be the best little cumslut you can be. I want you out cruising for a tasty cock to suck. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it so much you just might squirt spontaneously in your panties. Are you ready for it? Open your mouth wide, suck it to his balls and remember to breathe when he’s all the way inside your throat. Revel in the feeling of being a sissy faggot. It’s the path you chose, enjoy it to the fullest….
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


Panty Perverts, Cuckolds and Glory Hole Cocksuckers [3:06m]:
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So this week in phone sex has been shaping up quite well. I’ve had lots of really fun calls with delicious deviants getting off on the most bizarre things. While that’s always par for this course, lol, I’m not sure if my sense of humor is in overdrive or if there’s something in the water. So many panty perverts out there, I’ve talked to soo many panty sniffers, panty thieves, panty sluts, panty waists, lol….
I’ve found that certain types of calls run in streaks, for instance, I’ll get a run of public masturbators wanking furiously from the front seat of their cars. In front on grocery stores on the hunt for soccer moms, outside of tanning salons lying in wait for the college girls… it seems they’re everywhere, lol…. and their weapons are loaded! It’s always fun to make them take off their pants and put them in the back seat. The thrill of exposure drives them to the edge and back, over and over… wondering if the next second will lead to orgasm or arrest. Me? I’m happy to help by adding my laughter, an extra layer of exposure… the public humiliation is more than they can handle as they splooge on their steering wheels!
And then the cuckold cocksuckers who are learning to please their wives in every way, becoming the perfect slut for their women. So many men are realizing they just don’t have it in them to give their woman that really good, hard fuck they need. What’s a good hubby to do but find someone more capable? The tame cuckold is truly a rare find, a treasure really. So willing and ready to not only her ready herself for her new lover, but also eager to help out with the creampie cleanup! I mean, what woman wouldn’t desire a willing wittol on his knees licking, suckling, soothing her sore aching cunt after being fucked by an alpha male stud? Or taken a glorious big, black cock for the very first time? I just can’t see a downside to an open, honest cuckold relationship.
And don’t get me started on all the dirty little cocksuckers pimped out on jizz soaked floors. I know it seems cliche, the whole glory hole phenomena, but I adore the simplicity of it. So anonymous. So filthy. So fucking hot to think of forcing some fag to his knees before a looming open hole, empty stall next to him only a moment before a faceless cock makes it’s way through and I say… suck, motherfucker, lol. I don’t know why, but I love the idea of it, it excites me. Maybe I’m living vicariously through all my little cocksucking faggots. Maybe deep down I wish I could be that nasty… or maybe I just want you to be, lol? Either way… it’s all in good, dirty phone sex fun!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

On of my favorite callers is a crossdressing little whore I just call boislut. We’ve spoken at length in the past few weeks exploring his fascination with forced feminization. Apparently, his sister found him in her panties one day and proceeded to manipulate, feminize and whore out her brother. While he insists he didn’t intend to become a sissy fag slut, apparently the urge is too strong. At my urging, of course… I do so enjoy helping willing pervs find their true place in life… he called his sister and even went over. What happened, was of course predictable.
Sis’s hubby also happens to be a former slut of hers she’d dressed and blackmailed. Boislut had been told he wouldn’t be home, but she’s always lied like the times she said he didn’t have to dress, didn’t have to go out on the blowjob dates she’d arranged or that she’d tell no one. Even then, she’d taken pics and forced him into public humiliation with exposure always a real possibility. And one last thing, for her, he sucked his first cock. Much to his shame, he enjoyed it!
So sis dresses them both up, forces the sluts to 69 with an ominous warning… the first to come has to be assfucked by the winner. Of course, horny as boislut was, he lost and took the fucking he deserved. And his sis made a video of his first ass fuck in years…. wonder who’ll she be showing it to, lol? While he claims it’s all forced bisexuality, he capitulated far too easily when I encouraged him to face his so-called tormentor. Now she has him coming back Friday night to play all over again.
I know you’re out there tonight, boislut, reading this is your stockings and garters, wanking you dinky dick… so enjoy, little girlie slut… this ones for you! I have so much fun with my femdom phone sex calls, drawing out the subbies, and uncovering inch by inch what makes them tick….
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Ever since I discovered a friend of mine foraging in my hamper for some soiled silkies, I’ve had a special place in my heart for panty thieves. I know I should be angry, should punish said offenders and make them wish they’d never gone hamper diving. However, I’ve never claimed to be normal, lol. I’m flattered, of course, that my aromatic undies arouse such lust in the weaker sex, but it’s the amusement that always gets me. The look on the panty boy’s face when he realizes he’s been caught in a red handed panty raid is the best payoff for a girl with a sick sense of humor like me. Phone sex with panty sluts is no different, always amusing and sure to provide me with loads of giggles.
At first there’s surprise, giving way to shock, then to fear, then shame and last of all, pathetic acceptance that I hold the fate of their sexual lives in my well manicured hands. The panty thief understands the risk he takes and if it wasn’t worth it, he wouldn’t do it. Some panty sniffers chose real estate open houses as an excuse to explore the drawers so to speak. The cute little wanker I spoke to today, however, preferred the appeal of women he knew. He waited for house parties, excuses to invade the inner sanctum of his object of desire. He took panties only from women he fantasized of fucking. It didn’t matter if they were laundered or soiled, the panties themselves were his trophy, physical evidence of his obsession with silky smooth panties.
He told me he took them with him during his public masturbation sessions. He’d take the panties and drive somewhere women went in and out of quickly. He told me he chose a car that looked as if a younger girl would drive it. A favorite trolling ground? Tanning salons, 25 minutes in and out and a real opportunity to be exposed. Amazingly, most of his experiences were positive, he was never reported, mostly ignored. But the story that aroused me most was the young lady who stopped to watch the show. So there’s hope for you public humiliation junkies yet!
I’d love to hear your hamper diving experiences as well as your publically risky masturbation sessions. Give me a call and confess all your sins… you know you want to… panty boy!
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
