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You know I want you to stroke it for me. I want you to take out that long, thick bone of yours and wrap your fist around it. Masturbation phone sex is about more than getting off. It’s about this, the building excitement, knowing I’ll be directing each and every move of your hand. Feel it throb. I wish I was there with you, absorbing all that throbbing need, squeezing gently as it pulses like a thing alive and apart from you entirely. When a man is aroused, bloodflow that isn’t needed for vital functions flows to the penis to form that pulsing, throbbing needy creature we call your erection. Now that it’s standing at attention, just for me… wouldn’t it be a shame for it to go to waste?

Or is it still flaccid? Unable to rise to the occasion? Should I laugh? Should I encourage you? The sexual humiliation you must feel now, knowing that even a beautiful woman like me can’t get it up for you. And it’s not me, babe. In this case it’s you. You know exactly what the problem is and it’s turning you on. So you can’t get an erection at all? That’s ok, we’ll rub your limp dinky like a pussy until you dribble your sissy seed into your panties… oh I didn’t mention that impotent little girlie men became panty wearing sluts under my tutuledge? Well now you know and it’s too late to look back.

Or maybe you shoot so very quickly that you must edge continuiously or be milked dry? One way or another, I’ll find your kink, guide it and make you into the guided masturbation slave you long to be. And oh, I love to watch, so you’ll be getting a cam so I can be sure you’re following my instructions to the letter, jerk off slut. You know you want me to watch, so prepare to perform for your new fem dom mistress.

Empress Lauren, For Femdom Fetish Phone Sex
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Isn’t it ironic how clothes make the man… or the sissy as the case may be? Recently I’ve spent lots of time exploring sissification with those beautiful wannabe women who need guidance. I’ll own being a shopping snob, turning my nose up to such things as Walmart lingerie or Covergirl makeup. Yes, I realize many first time sissy sluts experimenting want to do it up on the cheap… but I find that doing it correctly the first time insures a positive feminization experience.

The devil, dear girlies, is in the details. The quality of your panties, for example, can make all the difference in the world. Once you’ve worn a pair of high quality silk panties, off the rack at Walmart will simply not suffice. Once you’ve had a bra custom fitted to your form, well, you get the point. If you’re serious about becoming the best little fem slut you can be, you must make an effort.

Also, it’s important to commit to at least one feminine thing to do at all times. This can be as simple as wearing panties instead of underwear, sitting down to pee, wearing stocking under your pants each day… intimate things you can hide from everyone but yourself. Things that reinforce your true sissy slut nature. As you bring more and more womanly qualities into your day to day life, you’ll find yourself drifting further to your true place in life… as a soft and feminine girlie who lives each day to his feminine fullest.

If you’re looking to explore a future where you become a pretty little panty slut, I’d love to hear from you. Some of my favorite phone sex calls involve helping you realize your full feminine potential.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
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I recently had the pleasure of speaking with a pretty little sissy who giggled just like a girl. I was impressed with “her” manners, she sounded exactly like a real woman. Absolutely amazing! We enjoyed a lovely dress up session. We talked while she lounged in a bubble bath and enjoyed how soft and feminine it made her feel. I helped her shave her legs and around her clitty and pussy. After she emerged from her bath like Venus rising from the sea, I helped her choose some silky clothing that excited her tremendously. It was hard for her not to rub her legs together so her sweet clitty was aroused. I told her to lie back and tease herself through her panties. We kept her on the edge for quite a while before she leaked sissy juice all over herself. Needless to say I quite enjoyed not quite forced feminization with my pretty little girlie. I look forward to helping more good girls get in touch with their feminine side.

I also had quite a good time with a public humiliation junkie who indulged in his desire for exposure. Many of you know it thrills me when my boys put themselves in the line of danger. The thrill of almost getting caught adds a certain spice. He went into the garage door wearing nothing but stolen panties and opened the garage door. I know he was hoping his neighbor would pick that moment to emerge and bust him. Sadly, no one saw his shame. We talked about the differences in fantasy and reality. He was quite in touch, knowing such scenarios don’t always turn out as planned. The fantasy is she’d laugh, point and taunt. Reality holds she’d call the cops and he’d be labeled a sex offender. So much risk for a simple CFNM fantasy! So small risks are good, nothing too outrageous. Isn’t it nice you have someone as open minded and creative as me to help you explore those risky humiliation fantasies?

Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Trainer
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While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.

First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.

Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.

You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.

So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….

Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
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Boislut called today. His sister dressed him in sexy lingerie, then had both Boislut and her husband service her big dicked lover. Boislut is often riddled with the conflicting emotions of shame and lust. He craves the forced bisexuality and forced feminization and knows he always will. For years now, he’s been dressing up. He’s such a professional, he even has a VIP card for Victoria’s Secret… and even has an Angel card! To keep things interesting, she also has videotaped his adventures and posted them somewhere on the internet! Lookout, Boislut, someday you’ll be a great big porn star!

I’ve also talked extensively to a panty humping faggot this week who desires more than anything to be pimped out and turned into a glory hole slut. He’s also into extreme tease and denial begging me to castrate him if he cums while he’s humping his panties. What fun! I do so enjoy listening to him wax poetic about his love for the cock. We decided Sindy would be a perfect name for a slut such as her. He humped his silky panties for hours while I denied him release. I even washed his whore mouth out with a bar of soap!

My Ashtray is back from his trip out of town and we had a nice phone humiliation call yesterday, as well. The nice thing about Ashtray is knowing there’s always a place to tap my cigarette, lol… his whore mouth. I love taunting him, forcing him to service not only me, but my friends as well. He is truly a slave that serves with both eagerness and devotion. He knows he’s trained specifically for my needs and wants and nothing else matters but my complete satisfaction. Of course, I reward him for that… I allow him to cum occasionally, lol.

Of course, there’s lots of other wonderful phone sex calls I haven’t mentioned, but I’ve enjoyed them all. I adore cuckolds, cocksuckers and strap on sluts… everything in between. It’s so much fun to put you boys through your paces, teaching you to be better submissives and keeping you in your place… on your knees serving me and my fellow fem dom Mistresses. It’s what you little sluts are here for, after all… don’t you agree?

I’m putting the finishing touches on my cuckold short story. I’ll be posting it in a day or so… so be patient. I can promise, as always, it’ll be worth the wait and then some.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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So this week in phone sex has been shaping up quite well. I’ve had lots of really fun calls with delicious deviants getting off on the most bizarre things. While that’s always par for this course, lol, I’m not sure if my sense of humor is in overdrive or if there’s something in the water. So many panty perverts out there, I’ve talked to soo many panty sniffers, panty thieves, panty sluts, panty waists, lol….

I’ve found that certain types of calls run in streaks, for instance, I’ll get a run of public masturbators wanking furiously from the front seat of their cars. In front on grocery stores on the hunt for soccer moms, outside of tanning salons lying in wait for the college girls… it seems they’re everywhere, lol…. and their weapons are loaded! It’s always fun to make them take off their pants and put them in the back seat. The thrill of exposure drives them to the edge and back, over and over… wondering if the next second will lead to orgasm or arrest. Me? I’m happy to help by adding my laughter, an extra layer of exposure… the public humiliation is more than they can handle as they splooge on their steering wheels!

And then the cuckold cocksuckers who are learning to please their wives in every way, becoming the perfect slut for their women. So many men are realizing they just don’t have it in them to give their woman that really good, hard fuck they need. What’s a good hubby to do but find someone more capable? The tame cuckold is truly a rare find, a treasure really. So willing and ready to not only her ready herself for her new lover, but also eager to help out with the creampie cleanup! I mean, what woman wouldn’t desire a willing wittol on his knees licking, suckling, soothing her sore aching cunt after being fucked by an alpha male stud? Or taken a glorious big, black cock for the very first time? I just can’t see a downside to an open, honest cuckold relationship.

And don’t get me started on all the dirty little cocksuckers pimped out on jizz soaked floors. I know it seems cliche, the whole glory hole phenomena, but I adore the simplicity of it. So anonymous. So filthy. So fucking hot to think of forcing some fag to his knees before a looming open hole, empty stall next to him only a moment before a faceless cock makes it’s way through and I say… suck, motherfucker, lol. I don’t know why, but I love the idea of it, it excites me. Maybe I’m living vicariously through all my little cocksucking faggots. Maybe deep down I wish I could be that nasty… or maybe I just want you to be, lol? Either way… it’s all in good, dirty phone sex fun!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
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Ever since I discovered a friend of mine foraging in my hamper for some soiled silkies, I’ve had a special place in my heart for panty thieves. I know I should be angry, should punish said offenders and make them wish they’d never gone hamper diving. However, I’ve never claimed to be normal, lol. I’m flattered, of course, that my aromatic undies arouse such lust in the weaker sex, but it’s the amusement that always gets me. The look on the panty boy’s face when he realizes he’s been caught in a red handed panty raid is the best payoff for a girl with a sick sense of humor like me. Phone sex with panty sluts is no different, always amusing and sure to provide me with loads of giggles.

At first there’s surprise, giving way to shock, then to fear, then shame and last of all, pathetic acceptance that I hold the fate of their sexual lives in my well manicured hands. The panty thief understands the risk he takes and if it wasn’t worth it, he wouldn’t do it. Some panty sniffers chose real estate open houses as an excuse to explore the drawers so to speak. The cute little wanker I spoke to today, however, preferred the appeal of women he knew. He waited for house parties, excuses to invade the inner sanctum of his object of desire. He took panties only from women he fantasized of fucking. It didn’t matter if they were laundered or soiled, the panties themselves were his trophy, physical evidence of his obsession with silky smooth panties.

He told me he took them with him during his public masturbation sessions. He’d take the panties and drive somewhere women went in and out of quickly. He told me he chose a car that looked as if a younger girl would drive it. A favorite trolling ground? Tanning salons, 25 minutes in and out and a real opportunity to be exposed. Amazingly, most of his experiences were positive, he was never reported, mostly ignored. But the story that aroused me most was the young lady who stopped to watch the show. So there’s hope for you public humiliation junkies yet!

I’d love to hear your hamper diving experiences as well as your publically risky masturbation sessions. Give me a call and confess all your sins… you know you want to… panty boy!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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The past few days have been fun. I’ve talked to so many interesting humiliation junkies as well as cuckolds, chastity boys, sissy sluts & cum dumpsters. So many of my calls have centered on small cock humiliation as the dinky dicks have discovered how very much I enjoy poking fun at their pinky dicks.

Last night I talked to a very nice humiliation junkie. We discussed the various ways he’d been humiliated in the past. He had such enlightening stories and observations. We delved into the symbiotic relationship of submissive males to dominant women. They are drawn to us like moths to flame, but which is which is debatable. Dominant women thrive on the attention and energy of submissive males. Such males will do absolutely anything to stay close to their fem dom, drawn to the her power to the point of complete submission.

Today has been a good day, interesting to say the least. My first phone sex call this morning was a cuckold husband who’d recently discovered he quite enjoyed his wife’s cream pie. It was a pleasant call, helping this male discover his place as his wife’s clean up boy. He seemed eager for her cunt even if it was only soiled with his own semen. I’m glad he finally admitted how much he needed to lick her clean and see her satisfied by a larger lover.

My next call was with Nancy Knickers, a British sissy girl who’s wife never lets him cum. (S)he claimed he hadn’t been “milked” in over three years. This delicious dominant of a wife of his puts him in lingerie once a month to beg the Mistresses he encounters for a milking. Not only that, she’s considering making him beg for the ultimate in emasculation, the loss of his manhood. We applied clothes pins to his nipples and nuts and trust me, it was fun to listen to him whimper. When he finally admitted he was forced to service her lovers and he’d never been inside her, I laughed with glee! Then the begging started… he begged and begged for the milking while I teased and denied him. What fun!

There were more calls, then lunch and a quick shopping trip. Then I came home and talked some more. To a sissy slut who waxed poetic on the subject of cum in her panties after a fresh fuck. Then I talked to Michelle about frilly, girly panties. And then, the fun to end all fun today… a delicious three way with the ever gorgeous Ms Courtney!

Courtney and I laughed our cute little asses off at our cute little monkey boy who has a “tiny white boner”. The playfulness of the call excited me tremendously. While I know it’s juvenile, but taunting a willing soul is so much fun! I’ll admit to a darkly humorous personality that revels in teasing and taunts that often make men cry. I adore being unkind, but I’m not a bully at all. It’s only fun to unleash that kind of bile when the recipient of it is begging for it…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com