I recently had the pleasure of speaking with a pretty little sissy who giggled just like a girl. I was impressed with “her” manners, she sounded exactly like a real woman. Absolutely amazing! We enjoyed a lovely dress up session. We talked while she lounged in a bubble bath and enjoyed how soft and feminine it made her feel. I helped her shave her legs and around her clitty and pussy. After she emerged from her bath like Venus rising from the sea, I helped her choose some silky clothing that excited her tremendously. It was hard for her not to rub her legs together so her sweet clitty was aroused. I told her to lie back and tease herself through her panties. We kept her on the edge for quite a while before she leaked sissy juice all over herself. Needless to say I quite enjoyed not quite forced feminization with my pretty little girlie. I look forward to helping more good girls get in touch with their feminine side.
I also had quite a good time with a public humiliation junkie who indulged in his desire for exposure. Many of you know it thrills me when my boys put themselves in the line of danger. The thrill of almost getting caught adds a certain spice. He went into the garage door wearing nothing but stolen panties and opened the garage door. I know he was hoping his neighbor would pick that moment to emerge and bust him. Sadly, no one saw his shame. We talked about the differences in fantasy and reality. He was quite in touch, knowing such scenarios don’t always turn out as planned. The fantasy is she’d laugh, point and taunt. Reality holds she’d call the cops and he’d be labeled a sex offender. So much risk for a simple CFNM fantasy! So small risks are good, nothing too outrageous. Isn’t it nice you have someone as open minded and creative as me to help you explore those risky humiliation fantasies?
Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


Today I had the pleasure of speaking with my most favorite sissy fag, Dickie. Dickie loves forced bi humiliation though it’s arguable if it’s forced at all. Why? Left to his own devices, Dickie would visit glory holes and adult bookstores with regularity. He’d be chaste for several weeks. Every now and then he goes through this thing where he denies his inner sissy slut. It never lasts. He always goes right back to his old habits… dressing up like a dirty little whore and driving all the men crazy. When he visits his haunts in the city, it’s safe to say he takes load after load. Poor little slut gets so horny he can’t help himself.
He told me of his day in the city yesterday. He went downtown in his sweats and changed in the men’s room into his booty shorts and tank top. I’m sure he looked like a sweet little hustler. Hell, I told him he needed a lollipop to make his girlishness even more apparent. He didn’t have to wait long for a mouthful though, he told me he sucked off 5 guys in the space of 3 hours… he even let a couple of them have his black cherry! Dickie is suck a nasty little fag whore it makes me smile with pleasure.
Today, he wore a cute little pink minidress with a cute matching bra and panty set from Victoria’s Secret. He really should have been a girl. He’s slender and feminine… so pretty. I’d love to make him the victim of complete forced feminization so we could grow his breasts very large! I am glad he’s moved away from his mom’s house. He used to be so afraid mommy would catch him playing dress up games. She did a few times, but face it, if you’re living with a sissy fag like Dickie, you’re going to know he should have been a girl… and treat him accordingly. The fact is, Dickie is much happier when he’s treated like a dirty girl.
How many of you girlies out there wish you could release your feminine side 24/7? Give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and let’s talk about it.
Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Fag Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


Hi there wankers! I hope your weeks have been going arousingly well. I know mine has. I’ve spent the day laughing my ass off at chronic masturbators and panty thieves. But as those of you in the know understand, my favorite thing in the world is small cock humiliation. I spent the morning with Micropenis Boy who amused me considerably. I spoke about him a few weeks ago… he was the clit dick I was so very disgusted by. His genitalia is ambiguous at best… and though his dick doesn’t exactly resemble a clit, it sure as hell doesn’t look like a dick either. We amused ourselves with public humiliation ideas for him including him buying a banana hammock to wear to the beach featuring his wrinkle peanut instead. What fun!
I also enjoyed a bit of cocksucker training with a forced fem fag girlie. I shaved her down, lotioned her and dressed her just like a cheap slut and took her out on the prowl. Of course our girlie was hot and horny so I took her to an after hours club where anything goes. I made her dance with all the sweaty boys who pawed her like a whore. While she was shaking her ass, I was selling it. I took her to the back room and made her suck off all the guys who wanted it for $10 a pop. I told you she was cheap, lol. All the while we spoke of it, girlie choked down on her thick dildo. I listened to her supressing her gag reflex so as to better satisfy those throbbing cocks she’d be sucking from now on. She really did love the big black cocks the best!
So what’s been on your naughty little crotch this week? Anything keeping you unfocused and horny that you’d like to talk about? You know how much I love to listen… and share… so let’s have some fun. I’ll be on all day on Thursday the 6th, Friday the 7th and most of the weekend. Additonally, Ms. Bailey and I will be having a hosting a chat sometime this weekend… More details tomorrow.
Until then…
Empress Lauren, Small Cock Humiliator
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
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empress.lauren@yahoo.com


As many of you know, this weekend was my birthday. My friends and I dolled up and hit the town and painted it several very vivid shades of red, lol. At one bar, this sleazy fucker wouldn’t leave us alone. He kept telling us he could pleasure us all with his enormous cock. We cock mocked him and drove him so nuts, he went to the parking lot with us to show off his massive tool. What Mr. Man claimed was the largest cock ever turned out to be four limp inches that shrank even further as he heard four hot chicks laughing their asses off at it’s true pathetic nature. I told him if someone had told him his dinky dick was huge they must have been a compulsive liar. We left him standing there holding Mr. Winky sad and in tears at our small penis humiliation.
So we went to another bar to party for a while. It always amuses me when men try to separate pretty party girls. These wankers know they don’t have a chance with all of us, so they try to cordon us off and seduce us away from our girlfriends. As if. While these wankers are deranged, they are also very profitable. Not one drink was purchased by any of us all night long. A little bit of cockteasing and it’s free drinks all around. We were all dancing together and the men clustered around hoping for a flash of leg or a wardrobe malfunction. We teased and denied each and every one of them.
Suzie has a penchant for big, black cock and cuckolding poor little dicked white boys. So all night long she was flirting and dancing with those mocha gods. Trust me, it was driving all the poor little white boys crazy. So I started fucking with them. I’d walk up behind a man watching her bump and grind with her dark boy. I whispered in his ear… “You’d love to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”. His yes both startled him and aroused me… he looked at me like I was a psychic or something. “How did you know that?” I told him I knew little pussy boys like him knew they were inferior and needed proof. What better way to prove it than to be compared to that big, black cock and found wanting. He was both sad and excited as he faced the truth and I left the club knowing my work there was done. Cuckold slut wannabes always crack me up.
So how was your weekend, wanker boy?
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.
Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.
Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?
Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



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So I went to a party this weekend, a little younger crowd there than I’m used to really. So naturally, it was pretty damn boring… well, until everyone got a few “ice breakers” in them. So there’s a mix of people my age (the 25-30 set), loads of college age girls and guys from 18 to around 40. Someone started screaming “key party”, but I was like “that’s so seventies”. I mean, that’s what our parents did, lol. So I had a better idea. There were 20 girls there, around 30 men. I placed numbers in a bowl from one to twenty and told the girls they could pick the men in order. So they all drew. I had my alpha male there with me, wasn’t really in the mood for strange cock, so I played the referee. Plus I knew with a game like this, it would be a prime opportunity to indulge in my love of small penis humiliation.
To make things interesting, I made the male players get naked before the ladies made their choices. So twenty five men strip down for a shot at a cute girl who might or might not pick them based on their endowments. To say the variety of cock was incredible is an understatement. There were huge ones and teeny ones and then those that growed, not showed. I’m sure many, many of these men were made for CFNM even if they had never heard the term. I made sure they all stroked up hard before the ladies made their choices. I’m sure the boys who enjoyed small cock humiliation had no problem keeping it up, but the little dicks who didn’t know they were small were quite crushed to be chosen last or not at all.
It was lots of fun, so many belly laughs and such humiliation on the part of those boys who didn’t measure up. Some of the married women played, too, leaving their little dicked hubby cuckolded by big, black cock. You all know my love for interracial cuckold, to see it play out while I hung back and watched every action was exciting to say the least. My alpha male learned new respect for my female dominance as I teased and taunted my way through the decision making. I’m thinking of having a party at the house and doing it again.
In addition, I talked to Sindy the Slut again last night, all coked up with nowhere to go, fuckin’ crackhead, lol. Don’t get me wrong, I adore the panty humping slut… he just wears me out as your divine Goddess prefers something a bit more relaxing to coke to get me in the proper frame of mind. But as usual, my gift for laughter made it as interesting and fun as always. I do so enjoy my wonderful phone sex callers, no matter the fantasy or fetish… as long as I know they’re loving it, too.
Do you love the thrill of having a beautiful woman conspire with you? Taunt you, tease you? And sometimes, when you’re a good boy and you deserve more than tease and denial, even please you? Then let’s play. I’m ready if you are, lol!
Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



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Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.
I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.
I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!
I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.
Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….
Until tomorrow.
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



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As always, my week has been filled with wonderful phone sex calls. WM called early in the week and gets a special shout out… because he knows what a wanker he is. The chronic masturbator loves stroking his bone while I humiliate him for his shortcomings. Just between us, that’s really easy. Phone humiliation is an art WM very much enjoys. He also adores strippers and escorts and hasn’t had a “free” sexual experience in years! I do so love the way he whimpers when he begs to blow, sweet music to my ears! While I love to tease and deny, I also adore the sounds men make when they come. Every orgasm is unique, yet you can tell the strength and intensity of the splooge just by the way he grunts and sighs…
Today, Ms. Courtney and I talked to(and watched on webcam!)”he who wields a butterknife, not a sword” . He wasn’t dressed as an adult baby today, nor in his sissy slut Happy Bunny tshirt and pink panties… no, he sort of wore men’s clothes today. If you could call Homer Simpson boxers manly! But we teased him immensely, he knows he can’t come until he convinces one of the Mistresses he’s a real man (fat chance!). The fantasy involved his position of power in his office. As the Not-So-Big Bossman, he has far too much control. We found out his secret weakness, though… Dominant women in short skirts and high heels who adore men with huge cocks. So we caught him wanking behind his office door and he gave us a promotion to keep us happy. We became the heads of the new “Special Projects” division. What was our purpose? To train the other women in the fine art of teasing and denying the Not-So-Big Bossman.
He did surprise me, though, when we trained his new secretary and he produced her from his closet. Lo and behold, Not-So-Big Bossman had her in her short black skirt and low cut white blouse… his Blow Up Doll! We laughed so hard as he showed off his oral skills with her, then produced a large dildo, twice as big as his tiny pecker, and proceeded to fuck her sweet plastic pussy with it… he told us even plastic girls deserved a nice big cock… I’m inclined to agree. Of course, he was denied orgasm at the end of our call. Hell, he knows better than to even ask. He’s not proven to anyone he’s a man… and I doubt very seriously he will. Here’s a pic of Not-So-Big Bossman (or “he who wields a butterknife…) with his plastic girlfriend… the blowup doll who cuckolds his silly old ass!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



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Hi there stroker boys! I hope your been enjoying the new pics I posted… though hopefully not too much without me. I do so love guiding your masturbation through your humiliation assignments personally, one on one. The intimate bond we form while I whisper instructions into your ear, building your lust and drawing upon your more basic drives. That’s how women control you, though many of you are too stupid to realize it. We capitalize on your desire to please us no matter how degrading or humiliating our requests and demands. When you discover you enjoy it and are foolish enough to admit it? Well, then we taunt you with your perversions… making you even harder and even easier to control! After all, you might have suffered some minor embarrassment, but you’ve succeeded in pleasing a beautiful woman and that’s less than you do on most days, lol.
So what’s a dirty boy like you to do? Why love to adore the taste of your own semen, of course. That’s what my newest Humiliation Assignment on Humiliation Bootcamp is all about. I mean, I know you’re filthiest desires. I know that cocksucker training is a craving deep inside most of you. At the very least, you crave to suck the leftover semen from your wife’s cuckold bull when she returns home from her tryst… don’t deny it. I know that while some of you consider yourself straight, those forced fem and forced bisexuality fantasies haunt you daily, sometimes hourly and mostly by the minute. While you adopt a persona of a strong, masculine man… face the truth… you’re under endowed and in the closet. You’ll begin to understand then that your lack of manhood keeps you from deserving fresh, untainted pussy and that to breed would only pollute the gene pool further. So what to do with the leavings from your self abuse? Visit the link below for the very easy answer to your question…

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Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
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