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Hi there stroker sluts! This week has been a mixed bag of calls ranging from hotwife cuckolding and cock and ball torture to guided masturbation and extreme tease and denial… but by far, the majority of phone sex calls have been something very near and dear to my heart. But then all you compulsive masturbators know just how much I enjoy the fine art of small cock humiliation. I’ve made so much fun of the micro weenies my throat is sore from laughing so much!

Of course there were many forgettable teenie weeines… but the first memorable one was micropenis boy. He’s so small that his penis looks like a button! It’s the smallest I’ve ever seen, seriously… Well, it had been a while since he’d called and I’d missed poking fun at the smallest dicklet in the world. He asked me over and over if it was truly worthless and I answered in the affirmative. It’s the most worthless little thing I’ve ever seen! We also discussed the benefits of castration. I told him he’d end up either end up a eunuch or a cocksucking panty faggot… he decided he’d rather be dickless… but surprise, he already is, lol!

Then there was the cuckold who admitted his wife had been a virgin on their wedding night and still knew instinctively it was far smaller than other men. She was a virgin, dude, not an idiot. In this day and age of internet porn, it was niave of you to think she wouldn’t know you were a pindick… now she knows you’re a moron as well. He said she hadn’t had sex with him since that first night and had been spending lots of time with a guy from work. He asked me if I knew why she had cut him off… I told him to get used to being her cuckold bitch… because a large cock was in her future… and his little one would be left sad and lonely for years to come. I know that turned him on because he spooged quickly. Too bad that’s not his largest problem, lol.

Stay tuned for more reports from stroker boys who want me to listen and tell. Remember I only report it on my blog if I know my boy enjoys the public humiliation. I’m all about keeping secrets and I’m not the type to reveal all your dirty little secrets to the world… unless I know you’ll get off on it as much as I do.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Hi there stroker boys! The very beautiful, articulate Mistresses of LDW have launched a new site this week. Visit Cuckold Bootcamp for cuckold phone sex stories and assignments to help you learn your place at the feet of your goddess. Let’s face it, there are many reasons to become a cuckold husband or boyfriend. But most of you who are cuckie boys, well it’s because small cock humiliation and cuckolding go hand in hand. You aren’t big enough, thick enough, man enough to satisfy that beautiful woman in your life… yet you understand the importance of her happiness. So visit Cuckold Bootcamp to be put in your place most effectively. Oh, what we dominant women are capable of… and aren’t you greatful for it? We help you all realize your true place in the world and accept it… and learn to love it.

From now on, my Cock Mockery show with the big, black cock loving MsBailey will take place from 9-10pm every Monday night in the new Special Events chat room at Community Kink. So visit our updated chat and let’s discuss all things humiliation. Both MsBailey and I are experts at the fine art of male humiliation phone sex. We understand your desire for cock mockery, your need for debasement and degradation… and your overwhelming desire to have your every shortcoming pointed out to you in minute detail. Also, we’ll be accepting two mistress phone humiliation calls after our show. There’s nothing more fun than mocking mini cocktail weiners with MsBailey… we share a deep, abiding love for big cocks, female superiority and taking control of mini-males who would get no sexual release without humiliatrixes like us in their lives. Oh, what a valuable public service the laughing, taunting dominatrix provides to the weaker sex, males.

And while we’re at it, check out my new audio at our Teasemania forum.  All you exposure fetishists and public humiliation junkies will me most happy you did, trust me. As always, have a nice day and visit my blog often for kinky phone humiliatrix updates that leave your cock throbbing hard, aching and ultimately unsatisfied… until you speak to me of course, then there’s a chance your orgasm will be allowed… but don’t forget, I do so love the fine art of tease and denial, so don’t get your hopes too high, wanker boy!

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Kneeling at my stilettos naked as the day he was born, I’m sure the dirty little slut felt oh, so vulnerable. Of course I was fully clothed in my silky black dress with an empire waist and tiny little straps. CFNM scenes always pleased me greatly, sensing his fear, his apprehension, his unavoidable excitement at the harsh treatment he desires in spite of himself. He’d submitted so many times before, little things, foot worship, body worship, even ass and pussy worship. He’d cleaned me when my lovers had left their cream inside me and gobbled it down as if it were ambrosia. But never, ever, had he experienced penetration from my strapon cock, much less a real one. He knew it was coming, I’d been teasing him, warning him… but I don’t think he’d believed I’d really do it.

“Please, don’t…” he whispered as he watched me rise to move to the toy box. I’d given him no warning that tonight was the night. But instinctively he knew tonight would be different and I’d make good on all those whispered promises that both aroused and frightened him. His eyes widened as I removed the thick, black strapon girl cock and lifted my skirt to harness it over the object of his true desire, my pussy.

I’d told him over and over there was no chance he’d ever be inside me, but he’d seemed so confident he could change my mind. With every meeting, his confidence waned. He’d begged, pleaded, cried and whimpered for just a lick, just a taste and my answer was always the same… “No pussy for you… orgasmic denial is your destiny from here on out, perpetual tease and denial.” Now there was no denying the truth of my words, that I’d be the one fucking him. He licked his lips apprehensively as I walked toward him slowly, swaying my hips before grasping his hair and pulling his pleading mouth to the head of my black strapon cock.

At first, his blow job was reluctant, but I could feel the second he accepted, relented and began to give in to his true desires to be my bitch boy. I pulled out the plastic prick and smacked his cheeks, back and forth, dick whipping him and leaving his saliva coating his face. Then I skull fucked him, forcing him to choke on that delicious cock. “This isn’t all I want from you, little one…” I smirked down at him and watched his cheeks redden with embarrassment. “On your back, legs high… over my shoulders in fact… it’s time to pop your cherry.”

“Please, no, Mistress, I’ll be good, I promise…” he whimpered pitifully. I only laughed. “Of course you will!” I told him. “You’ll open wide for me and get exactly what you deserve, that nice hard fuck you’ve always wanted but could never admit to.” He moaned as I slid slick fingers in his ass pussy to ready him for my thrusts. “Open wider, I promise it’ll feel good… in a minute anyway.”

He groaned as I slid it against his rosebud, then steadily pushed it in, deep and slow. I didn’t relent even when he clenched his cheeks. His slick ass was too open, too ready to defend against the onslaught of my conquering cock. When I slid the entire thing inside him, he moaned with pleasure/pain and relaxed just a little as I sped up the thrusting. His moans and groans of pain became panting pleasure as “no” became “yes, Mistress… harder”. So I thrust even harder and harder until I felt him spurting spontaneously all over my belly as I rode his asshole.

I stood up then, with that cock standing straight and hard… and spunk covering my belly and tits. “You’ve made a mess, boy, lick it up!” He shook his head… “Please, Mistress, no, don’t make me your cum dumpster…” I laughed in delight… “Oh, but you already are… and after tonight, since I found out how well you can take it? Well, the next time, it will be real cock you’ll be servicing…” Reluctantly, the cumsucker licked his own spunk from my body and I reveled in his look of disgust as I forced him to eat his own cum… but most of the shame came from knowing he was enjoying the taste of it, the power I had to make him… and knowing that soon, he’d be sucking someone who’d leave loads straight into his mouth. My bitchboy cocksucker was become a well trained whore indeed.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’ve been focusing a lot on expensive, kinky toys, but I realize that many of you are on a cock and ball torture budget… hell you have to be to afford my very personal phone domination services, lol. So I’m going to give you some secret frugal tips so we might enjoy very special, sadistic sessions. It’s amazing the things you can get at Wal-Mart or your local hardware. I’m sure you know some tricks like paint stirrers for paddles, both the thin, springy kind and the thicker, more harsh version you can pick up at Lowe’s… but of course they bare repeating. As do binder clamps from the office supply and clothespins from the laundry session. Also there’s loads of fun to be had with soy based candles, wooden spoons and even the strings from your shoes.

But the kitchen section, a place most men avoid, has a treasure trove of cock and ball torture implements to satisfy even the most discerning phone sex masochists. I believe I’ve mentioned meat tenderizers before, the spiky mallet head is perfect for ballbusting fun. And ginger root causes a very submissive, pleasure/pain sensation when used on your genitals or anally. Cream of Tartar also causes a very nice itch, but don’t use too much. Lemon squeezers are fun, I’m sure you know where I’d apply them, lol… along with nutcrackers. Bamboo skewers, chopsticks, chip clips for bags… all these things can be used my an inventive dominatrix like myself to force such beautiful suffering.

Abrasion play is also a passion of mine. I’ve taken strips of sandpaper, fine grit of course, and placed it in bras I’ve made sissy sluts wear. They tell me it rubs their nipples raw gradually over the course of the day inciting feelings of submissive male stroker lust and devotion each time the paper shifts over their hardened buds. Sandpaper rubbed gently on the balls also elicits a delicious response.

More to come of course… I’m sure that’s enough excitement for you little painsluts today… But if not, you can always call me. I do so enjoy hearing and watching your charming physical and mental reactions to the pain I entice you to inflict on my behalf.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I don’t claim to be a female supremacist, but I’m beginning to think it might be an apt self identification for a fem dom mistress like myself. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate men. In fact, there are a few I consider worthy males, some alpha and even a few beta providers… alas, those special men are few and far between. But male chauvinist pigs… still too many of those around with an inflated sense of their own superiority. Perhaps that’s why I enjoy putting deserving males in their place. I’ve noticed the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And no one falls harder than one of those self serving pigs masquerading as men.

In the spirit of punishing male piggies, I’ve found some fun toys to enhance our fun time. Your primary goal, as always, should be entertaining and amusing the Mistress in your life. If that means you must humiliate yourself, then so be it… but we both know sexual humiliation is what gets your little pig dick hard. So don’t pretend, just sit back, relax and enjoy the possibility of becoming my play pig.

To transform yourself into my phone sex pig slut, you’ll need a mask and of course a tail. I don’t want you to even resemble a man at all, you are a pig, only a pig, you will not speak, you’ll only oink or snort. I’d hate to have to punish my little piggy even further. You’ll crawl on the ground and root around as befits your status as swine. If you try to speak, I’ll gag you with an apple and you can imagine me smiling while I roast you on my spit, the guest of honor at my barbeque, lol. And the cfnm element also appeals to my inner bitch.

Now of course I’m not a cannibal and this is just a humorous, humiliating rant… but why are you drooling at the thought? Why are you so excited by being objectified by me, owned by me, used by me? There’s a fine line between fantasy and reality and we can explore it together. Be my play piggy, pay piggy, whatever. But if you’re going to be a male chauvinist piggy expect your balls to be busted. It’s nothing less than you deserve.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

With Christmas just around the corner, all I’ve heard for the last bit has been, “What do you want for Christmas?”. While I can’t offend friends and family with my kinky wishlist, I can entertain my submissive males with a list of toys that make my panties wet. This isn’t my wishlist for me, mind you, it’s a wishlist of things I’d love to see you boys buy so our playtime together is a bit edgier, spicier and of course fun! So here goes… enjoy…

For CBT Enthusiasts

This is an evil little device known as Kali’s Teeth… and this one is only the beginner’s version! I have one delightful subbie who’s an inventor who’s developed his own version out of plastic. This little toy will spike your clitty when it gets the least bit hard. It’s such a delicious torment to watch a submissive male fight his nature and stay soft and pliant to avoid the pain. Of course, painsluts love Kali’s Teeth for other reasons entirely, lol. So if you’re looking for a chastity device that provides not only abstinence but pain, this is the way to go!

For Orgasmic Control

For the boy with cock control issues… this little Sperm Stopper will keep you from going volcanic no matter how much you’d like to. While using this little device on some of my personal slaves, I get begging, pleading, bargaining and on my part…. much, much laughter.  Once this little fucker’s in place, there’s no cummies for you. This is the perfect playtime toy for the tease and denial junkie… no way, no how is it coming through the plug. No cummies for the wicked… that’s you, lol.

I’ll be adding more to my kinky wishlist for submissives in the weeks leading up to the holidays, so stay tuned for more kinky fun… and if you want to purchase something for me, your favorite humiliatrix… Check out my Amazon wishlist or just buy me an E-Gift card from Agent Provocoteur or Lucky Brand, my two favorite stores. The links for each are in my sidebar as well as my email address. Or if you’re just feeling submissive or if you’re into financial domination, well, spend, spend, spend…

I hope you had a wonderful holiday and weekend… I know I have….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Most people equate BDSM sex with kinky sexual practices they aren’t really sure about… they just KNOW that no decent person would do it… well, except their neighbors, their kid’s school teacher, that nice lady who sells cookies at church bake sales, etc. The fact is, most vanilla flavored people have no idea about BDSM at all. They think whips and chains, some guy on Jerry Springer being lead around like a dog by a dominatrix wannabe, scarred and bleeding backs from the kiss of a whip and a million and one other incorrect cliches. Truth is, with the turn of the century, many, young and old have thrown off the shackles of stereotypical bdsm play and made up their own rules.

The B part stands for bondage, obviously. Though not every practitioner likes to be tied up, there’s a certain eroticism about it. The feeling of being helpless, exposed, immobile… well it gives some the feeling their body is not their own, but belongs instead to their Master or Mistress. While vanilla people might scoff at the idea a submissive would find empowerment in bondage, I say don’t knock it until you try it. Not every bdsm game ends in pain. Bondage is the perfect tease and denial tool, driving the willing victim crazy with longing. Trust plays a big part in this type of scene as you don’t exactly let strangers bind you. Not only that, but being the lone nude man in a room full of clothed women is enough to excite men who have the barest of CFNM fantasies!

D stands for discipline, what squicks many. Discipline can be anything from a harsh word, a quick correction, light paddling or full on flogging. The implements used are many and varied, just look around your house. Wooden spatulas, paint stirrers, binder clamps, hell, a creative disciplinarian can walk in a hardware store and purchase things to torture some lucky soul all night! But don’t worry, the beauty of bdsm is both parties are extremely willing. Not only that, but tease and denial play a huge part as well, the anticiapation of the pleasure/pain often outweighs the orgasm itself!

Which brings me to the S & M part. S stands for Sadism, named for the eighteenth century libertine, the Marquis De Sade. Though he had a wild reputation, most of it well deserved, many of his bdsm themed books were thinly veiled political satire of his day. Sadism is sexual pleasure obtained from the suffering of others. If one is playing with a masochist, this can be an extremely rewarding experience…

Now on to the M, masochism. Masochism is taking delight and sexual pleasure in pain. It can be spanking, whipping, nipple torture, cbt, mind fuckery and the list goes on and on. What sets the masochist apart is his/her love for the endorphins released at the peak of pain/ pleasure. The term was coined in the nineteenth century by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch who wrote the brilliant Venus in Furs.

Point is, explore the whys and the hows of your sexuality. Research, find the triggers that arouse you. Educate yourself rather than just expecting generic bdsm domination games. Trust me, you’ll be glad you took the time to do so.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Boislut called me this morning. Seems big sis has been up to her old tricks again. Last night he spent hours clenched in a completely fagged out and feminized soixante-neuf with big sis’s husband. Of course he was wearing his very best Victoria’s Secret lingerie that he purchased with his Angel’s card. Now boislut doesn’t like to order online, he prefers to call it in. I’m sure the girls in the ordering department get a big laugh out of it. He asked me if I thought they knew and I was honest… of course they know! Oh the sexual humiliation of it all, making your clitty throb and ache at the thought she told her friends “here’s another sissy bitch!”.

Face it, when you call in sounding like a sheepish little sissy slut then proceed to purchase panties and bras that are obviously man size, what do you think they’re thinking? And most of you mismatch, a mistake no woman worth her panties would make. Of course they know you’re a cocksucking panty faggot! You give yourself away, you sound far too guilty, too aroused, too everything, lol. Do you really think females are as stupid as males? We haven’t a joystick to inflate with all our brain’s blood flow!

And while we’re on the subject of joysticks… a shoutout to joeblowjob for the Amazon GC to purchase my Nintendo Wii. What a nice little drive-by prezzie! Now I just need the Wii Fit, hint, hint, lol. I’d also like to give honorable mention to all the other little wankers who gifted me for no particular reason. Not that I don’t enjoy financial domination, far from it, I love it… but these were unsolicited and some never even called yet! Makes a Mistress feel loved when you worship my words so much you gift me! I’ve purchased so many things in the past few months with these lovely tributes… several pairs of Lucky Brand Jeans, a few Ed Hardy tees and hoodies and soft, sensual lingerie that caresses me underneath my kick ass, take no prisoners exterior.

I’ll be posting in the next few days some of my favorite torturous toys to entice, enthrall and scare the piss out of the weak at heart and hard of cock…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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I’m quite a believer in contrasts, hence my fascination with pain and pleasure. Ask any painslut and they’ll tell you they’re one and the same. When the endorphins start flooding your system, pain makes the pleasure of your submission so very intense, more intense than a mere blowjob or vanilla roll in the hay. True, those activities activate the pleasure centers of your brain, but not to the degree even a little pain will add. Anyone who’s ever been the least bit involved in bdsm phone sex knows this. Sometimes the pain overwhelms your pleasure centers and leaves you panting and writhing with lust, more excited, more orgasmic than you’ve ever been… not from the pleasure, but from the sweet rush of pain that you feel all over.

Is it any wonder I just adore cbt phone sex? There’s something so very hot about controlling the pace of pain a boy feels under my cruel control. I love to taunt and tease while he clamps those clothespins on his nuts and nipples. I love the sweet way they beg when blood flow overwhelms their cock bondage and the ties become uncomfortably erotic and that man meat swells and bucks in anticipation for what’s coming next. It’s even better when I make him spread his legs wide and I trample his balls or kick them hard. Ballbusting is a hobby of mine, lol. Not only do I enjoy this special brand of pain, but the erotic humiliation it provides the male submissive. Out of control, out of options and loving every single second.

Another of my favorite fantasies involves castration. I have no clue why… maybe because as a farm girl I witnessed the annual ritual of gelding horses and castrating pigs. My father taught me how to use an elastrator when I was young and I assisted occasionally in emasculating the hogs or bulls. It was so very much fun. As I got older, I wondered often how it would work on a man. Cutting off the blood flow makes the testicles atrophy, so easy to slice after with little pain. Of course, cauterization often left those partially male animals squeal. These kinky niche fetishes excite me, the more extreme the better. How would it make you feel?

But anyway, enough to scare you boys, lol. Let’s face it, I’m a true sadistic mistress who enjoys male suffering in whatever form it takes. Does that excite you, repulse you or just make you crave my voice on the line wondering what I’d do to you to make you ache with that same pleasure pain. No apologies, that’s just me… and you know you love me, lol, in spite of or because of the sadism that drives me to become the most sadistic fem dom you’ve ever had the pleasure to submit to. Are you game? I know I am…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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