So what is the average size for a penis? What do most women look for when it comes to cock size? Where does there little dick measure up compared to other men I talk to? These are the burning questions that men with poorly crafted pricks ask me every single day. But it’s not so much the questions they ask but the way they ask them. They sound so hesitant, yet certain they know the answer before they even ask me. See, you don’t come begging for small cock humiliation without knowing your place in the world. In a word, if you have to ask, it’s too small to satisfy… and you know it.
So to answer those burning questions… the average penis is 5.1-5.9″ in length when erect. Anything less than 3 inches qualifies you for micropenis… see the previous entry, lol. Cicumference averages 4.85″, that’s the girth for those of you who don’t understand math terms. That means less than that and you have a pencil dick. Now here’s where it gets tricky. According to studies, the average penis is smaller than the average size, those big ones throw off the curve. You little dick wanker boys can’t cut a break, can you, lol?
But for those of you who think that having a big one makes it even better, there’s other problems that can leave you open for extreme cock mockery. See, so many factors are involved when you’re talking about cock humiliation. You hear the little rhymes like “it’s not the length, it’s not the size. It’s how many times you make it rise.” and they’re right… somewhat. To avoid cock humiliation, the cock in question should not only be larger than average & thicker than average… it should also rise to the occasion when aroused, easily. And get there again after a short refractory period.
So are you a canidate for small cock humiliation phone sex? I sure hope so. This fem dom mistress loves to laugh and taunt dainty, limp, useless little pencil dicked boys. Let’s play.
Empress Lauren, ForFemdom Fetish Phone Sex
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Yeah, I know I write about him alot, but I swear he’s got the smallest chicklet dick I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. While I do so enjoy mocking his miniscule member, it still shocks me that he’s REALLY that small. Small penis humiliation comes in many shapes and sizes, the sizes ranging from truly pathetic to almost adequate. While the larger end of the spectrum aren’t quite as amusing as the dinky dicks, they still provide a sph mistress an opprotunity for extreme cock mockery.
Not only have I quite enjoyed small cock humiliation phone sex today, I’ve also quite enjoyed pimping out lots of forced bi curious sluts. They all claim they want to make money for their forced bi mistress, so I put them to work. I find glory holes for homo cocksuckers in their area, place ads on Craig’s List or homo newsgroups with his name and number so he might sort though the many large cocks dying to pay me for a pices of my sweet fagggot. Such delicious fun!
I’ve also been in the mood for some interracial cuckolding. I took out a young, buff boy last night while by boyfriend was out of time. Of course he ended up staying the night. I was still hot, sweated and spilled with spooge when boyfriend came home. He told me he could smell sex of me and begged to suck my creampie clean. Of course I let him and he made me cum with his tongue… to bad he can’t make me cum wtih his cock…
Empress Lauren, Your Femdom Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
One of my favorite callers… let’s call him Alan, not his real name of course, is not only a interracial cuckold husband, he’s also been forced to service her big black lovers. I asked him once how he felt about being emscualated so thoroughly by his wife and her lovers. He replied he quite enjoyed how filthy he felt on his knees worshipping big black cock. It goes without saying that Alan is also deserving of small cock humiliation. He barely has four thin inches and it thrills him to no end to compare it with the vast array of larger cocks that visit his wife’s bed.
Last Monday evening, Alan’s hot wife hosted a party at their home for a swing club specializing in interracial hookups. Alan was required to serve drinks early on, but as the night continued the conditions of his servitude changed. He’d once said he’d never suck cock in public. He made a liar of himself Monday night when the partygoers gathered around him and watched as he slurped on a massive ten inch black cock. He called me late Monday night with the taste of spooge still fresh on his lips. He was so excited he couldn’t quit stroking his cock. He told me all he could thing of was cum on his tongue.
This lust to taste semen got the better of him today. He called all worked up and prepared to take a fatal step into my cocksucker training program. We’d found a glory hole in his area one day on Cruising For Sex. I’d toyed with him for months, taunting him to go. Today, while my little sissy fag slut was so hungry for spunk I finally convinced him to take that next step toward glory hole slutdom. He went, he kneeled, he sucked… and he sucked… and he sucked some more. He was so excited when he arrived home that he called back to beg me to make his public homo excursions a once per week assignment. Of course a forced bi mistress like me was happy to oblige…
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
I’ve been feeling more dominant than usual this week. Translation: Many have suffered, few have came and even more have faced their forced bi fantasies head on. I’ve also laughed my cute little ass of at wankers, spankers, pindicks and cuckolds. All in all, I’ve quite enjoyed this week in phone sex as my sense of humor has put me at the top of my game. Face it, a dominatrix like me can’t stay all stern and serious all the time. I think my playfulness, my kittenish teasing and denial make me the perfect choice for those who want to delve into their submissive side without the fear of things getting too heavy. I have a knack for keeping the mood light while we explore your sexual boundaries. Of course I “serious” up as the situation warrants… I just enjoy getting to know my callers on a more personal level before I presume to order them about, lol.
I’ve talked to some of my favorite boys, boys who know their place, who understand my personality and enjoy the probing questions I ask. Laura was punished for her multitude of sins and is on an extended punishment each day this week. Not only that, I tricked her into doubling her spanking, lol. Such red cheeks and half the strokes weren’t even ordered! A boy in my cocksucker training program completed his task, taking a total of eighteen cocks down his throat since we last spoke about a week ago. I was so proud of his dick slurping prowess, I allowed him a much needed spooge. I spoke with my favorite interracial cuckold husband and we discussed his wife’s many black and multi-racial lovers. There are many more memorable calls I haven’t mentioned, but you boys are on my mind as well, never fear.
While discussing expensive lingerie with a sissy caller of mine last night, I broke out my old bookmarks and dug up the link for Agent Provocateur again. I know how much you sweet little sissy queers love the feel of such finely erotic apparel… and I do so adore their filmy bras and panties… and the garter belts are so modern and sexy… this ain’t your mama’s sexy lingerie… but wouldn’t you like it to be yours… and mine? There’s a wishlist option and I’ll be adding the link to mine soon. If nothing else for the sissies to browse and lust for the filmy, flirty, oh so sensual underthings they offer.
Anything you’d like to share with me this weekend? An erotic confession, a burning fantasy… and out of control lust for my mockery and laughter? I’ll be available each day (9/6 - 9/7) from 8am until midnight. I’ll most likely take a few breaks and may even be on earlier/later than the times listed… just want to give you boys a heads up so you can plan to speak with me… you know you want to.
Empress Lauren, ForFemdom Fetish Phone Sex
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
I’m constantly amazed by the variety of men who enjoy the thrill of becoming a true cuckold husband. While some are content to observe, unleashing their voyeuristic tendencies without a hint of shame or humiliation… well, many are dinky little pin dick boys who need to be compared with a real man. What better way to shame a 3-5 inch micropenis than comparison with the proverbial big, black cock? While studies have found that Italian men and even American Indians on average have larger cocks than black bucks, the mythology surrounding the sense of aggressive possession by a hung black master prevails.
And why not? Interracial cuckolding is such a delicious fantasy, so dark and urban… shared by many a suburban middle management type. You know the ones, in love with being in charge of their limited domain. The act of submitting their hot wives… and even themselves sexually to someone both inferior and superior holds a quite ironic allure. It feels dirty, dangerous and oh, so wrong… such a taboo thing to do. Not only is this pale white pindick ordered to submit to forced bisexuality serving as his Master’s boy bitch, he’s also enjoying the act immensely… shaming him even further and arousing his senses all the more.
Humiliation serves as both a tool to ultimate pleasure and a reminder that no matter how big a boss he is at the office, when wifey and Master puts him on his knees, he’s merely a sissy fag cocksucker. Small cock humiliation, interracial cuckolding and orgasm control humble the pathetic fool and he takes it out sadistically on his underlings the next day. Perhaps your bossman got a ten thick inches of Alabama black snake up his girlie hole last night, think about that and smirk next time he’s ripping you a new one….
Who knows? You might like it, too….
Empress Lauren, Interracial Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
This week Empress Bailey and I began our new hosted chat in the Community Kink chat room. We’ll be hosting every Monday night at 9pm until 10pm. Our subject? Why cock mockery of course! There’s nothing I love more as all roads lead to some type of cock humiliation. We had such a good time discussing the various aspects of small penis humiliation, cuckolding and forced bisexuality. To see all the wonderful shows the Mistresses of Cock Control have in store, visit the special events page.
Also, we launched our new blog for our small cock humiliation chat called Cock Mockery. We’ll be posting chat topics, polls and more to give you your humiliation fix. This weeks poll concerns your cock size. Show us your shame or your game! After all, cock mockery isn’t limited to the small of cock. There’s lots of reasons girls like us would laugh at a big one. Sexual inadequacy is a deal breaker and if that huge bone of yours doesn’t get hard enough to do it’s job, we’ll laugh your ass out of bed, too.
I’ve taken lots of lovely phone sex calls this weekend. I talked with sissiboi who’s sister loves to dress him up and make him indulge in forced bisexuality. This week she brought her boyfriend over and made sissiboi suck like a slut. Of course he denied he wanted it, but couldn’t deny the stiffy he got in his new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. His sis is a real fem dom Mistress, she even made him get a VS credit card!
I also talked to a delicious little slut who’s wife had just introduced him to the joys of interracial cuckolding. She brought home her big, black cock and made hubby watch while she devoured it with both her mouth, then her cunt. After her buck pounded her til she screamed, wifey was kind enough to allow her cuckold hubby to suck her creampie clean. He swore it was the more erotic sexual experience ever for him… and I can believe it. He was so enthusiastic in telling his story, his sissy clit shot twice!
So how’s your week? Call me and share all your wicked experiences or fantasies with me. I’ll be taking calls all week from 7am EST until Midnight or so at 1-800-356-6169. I can’t wait to talk to you!
Empress Lauren, Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Hello boys, so glad you could stop by today. I’ll be discussing cuckolding as a lifestyle choice. Now I realize that some men with average or above cocks love to watch their girl get down and dirty with other men. In your case, the choice is made simply because your voyeurism demands it. In the case of those with dinky dicks, however, something serious is lacking in their relationships. That something is simply cock. Without an adequate penis, the female in the relationship is left hungry and lacking. If she was sick you would take her to the doctor. Thankfully, her treatment is much easier. Go find her someone who can satisfy her sexually since you so obviously can’t.
Cuckold relationships require open communication. I’m sure she’s told you already you don’t measure up. You knew it before she spoke the words. You learned it long ago when you stood naked in the locker room… you even learned to love the fine art of small cock humiliation. Now you need to stand aside and let a real man complete the job you couldn’t. You can’t say it’s never crossed your mind. You’ve always wanted to see her with that flushed look of pleasure you can’t provide. So do it. Tell her you know she’s not happy and help her find a better lover to serve as your surrogate.
What can you expect? Well, I can’t say she won’t treat you differently, she will. Cuckolds are most always met with affectionate contempt by their women. While she understands you, loves you, you just aren’t the kind of man she thought she wanted to breed with. She always thought she deserved an alpha male and when you let her see what she’s missing I can’t promise she’ll stop. But would you really want her to give up sex simply because you aren’t worthy? That’s selfish and love isn’t selfish.
So what’s on your mind this week? I’ll be taking phone domination calls all day Wednesday through Sunday up until midnight or so, probably later. My wicked imagination is in overdrive and I can’t wait to hear all your kinky, deviant fantasies. Let’s play soon, just call me at 1-800-356-6169 and ask for Lauren.
Empress Lauren, Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Hi there wankers! I hope your weeks have been going arousingly well. I know mine has. I’ve spent the day laughing my ass off at chronic masturbators and panty thieves. But as those of you in the know understand, my favorite thing in the world is small cock humiliation. I spent the morning with Micropenis Boy who amused me considerably. I spoke about him a few weeks ago… he was the clit dick I was so very disgusted by. His genitalia is ambiguous at best… and though his dick doesn’t exactly resemble a clit, it sure as hell doesn’t look like a dick either. We amused ourselves with public humiliation ideas for him including him buying a banana hammock to wear to the beach featuring his wrinkle peanut instead. What fun!
I also enjoyed a bit of cocksucker training with a forced fem fag girlie. I shaved her down, lotioned her and dressed her just like a cheap slut and took her out on the prowl. Of course our girlie was hot and horny so I took her to an after hours club where anything goes. I made her dance with all the sweaty boys who pawed her like a whore. While she was shaking her ass, I was selling it. I took her to the back room and made her suck off all the guys who wanted it for $10 a pop. I told you she was cheap, lol. All the while we spoke of it, girlie choked down on her thick dildo. I listened to her supressing her gag reflex so as to better satisfy those throbbing cocks she’d be sucking from now on. She really did love the big black cocks the best!
So what’s been on your naughty little crotch this week? Anything keeping you unfocused and horny that you’d like to talk about? You know how much I love to listen… and share… so let’s have some fun. I’ll be on all day on Thursday the 6th, Friday the 7th and most of the weekend. Additonally, Ms. Bailey and I will be having a hosting a chat sometime this weekend… More details tomorrow.
Until then…
Empress Lauren, Small Cock Humiliator
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.
First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.
Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.
You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.
So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….
Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
As many of you know, this weekend was my birthday. My friends and I dolled up and hit the town and painted it several very vivid shades of red, lol. At one bar, this sleazy fucker wouldn’t leave us alone. He kept telling us he could pleasure us all with his enormous cock. We cock mocked him and drove him so nuts, he went to the parking lot with us to show off his massive tool. What Mr. Man claimed was the largest cock ever turned out to be four limp inches that shrank even further as he heard four hot chicks laughing their asses off at it’s true pathetic nature. I told him if someone had told him his dinky dick was huge they must have been a compulsive liar. We left him standing there holding Mr. Winky sad and in tears at our small penis humiliation.
So we went to another bar to party for a while. It always amuses me when men try to separate pretty party girls. These wankers know they don’t have a chance with all of us, so they try to cordon us off and seduce us away from our girlfriends. As if. While these wankers are deranged, they are also very profitable. Not one drink was purchased by any of us all night long. A little bit of cockteasing and it’s free drinks all around. We were all dancing together and the men clustered around hoping for a flash of leg or a wardrobe malfunction. We teased and denied each and every one of them.
Suzie has a penchant for big, black cock and cuckolding poor little dicked white boys. So all night long she was flirting and dancing with those mocha gods. Trust me, it was driving all the poor little white boys crazy. So I started fucking with them. I’d walk up behind a man watching her bump and grind with her dark boy. I whispered in his ear… “You’d love to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”. His yes both startled him and aroused me… he looked at me like I was a psychic or something. “How did you know that?” I told him I knew little pussy boys like him knew they were inferior and needed proof. What better way to prove it than to be compared to that big, black cock and found wanting. He was both sad and excited as he faced the truth and I left the club knowing my work there was done. Cuckold slut wannabes always crack me up.
So how was your weekend, wanker boy?
Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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