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This weekend, your Empress attended a spectacular, extremely adult Halloween bash. My friends had been planning since last year’s to make this one the best ever, they succeeded. Imagine, if you will, dozens of fem dom mistresses dressed to the nines in their finest leather and latex finery. The males were a bit more drab, though no less creative. There were lots of dirty little sissy sluts using the holiday as an excuse to dress up in silk and lace. For all you boys who enjoy such things, many mistresses included their strap on cocks as a part of their costumes. So if you tried to find me Saturday, I was preparing and then enjoying myself. Sunday, I took some down time to recover. We danced, we dined, we spanked and we fucked those tight little sissy holes until the early morning hours. Your Empress was exhausted, lol.

This week, I’d love to focus on the freedom you’ll be feeling Friday night… or any night leading up to. I know you’re so excited to show your true colors as reflected in your choice of costumes. Will you be revealing yourself? Will you put on your feminine trappings and become the girly girl you wished you could be every day? I would love to see your costumes, the fine details good little sissy girls will put into their accessories, into their hair (or wig!)… I want to witness your oh, so public exposure. So take the time before you’re off to your big event to give me a call and have the privelidge of me checking you out on cam before you make your debut. You want to be seen, I know, I get that… so show me. Who better to help you iron out every little detail than a beautiful dominatrix like your very own Empress Lauren?

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Isn’t it ironic how clothes make the man… or the sissy as the case may be? Recently I’ve spent lots of time exploring sissification with those beautiful wannabe women who need guidance. I’ll own being a shopping snob, turning my nose up to such things as Walmart lingerie or Covergirl makeup. Yes, I realize many first time sissy sluts experimenting want to do it up on the cheap… but I find that doing it correctly the first time insures a positive feminization experience.

The devil, dear girlies, is in the details. The quality of your panties, for example, can make all the difference in the world. Once you’ve worn a pair of high quality silk panties, off the rack at Walmart will simply not suffice. Once you’ve had a bra custom fitted to your form, well, you get the point. If you’re serious about becoming the best little fem slut you can be, you must make an effort.

Also, it’s important to commit to at least one feminine thing to do at all times. This can be as simple as wearing panties instead of underwear, sitting down to pee, wearing stocking under your pants each day… intimate things you can hide from everyone but yourself. Things that reinforce your true sissy slut nature. As you bring more and more womanly qualities into your day to day life, you’ll find yourself drifting further to your true place in life… as a soft and feminine girlie who lives each day to his feminine fullest.

If you’re looking to explore a future where you become a pretty little panty slut, I’d love to hear from you. Some of my favorite phone sex calls involve helping you realize your full feminine potential.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I’ve been feeling more dominant than usual this week. Translation: Many have suffered, few have came and even more have faced their forced bi fantasies head on. I’ve also laughed my cute little ass of at wankers, spankers, pindicks and cuckolds. All in all, I’ve quite enjoyed this week in phone sex as my sense of humor has put me at the top of my game. Face it, a dominatrix like me can’t stay all stern and serious all the time. I think my playfulness, my kittenish teasing and denial make me the perfect choice for those who want to delve into their submissive side without the fear of things getting too heavy. I have a knack for keeping the mood light while we explore your sexual boundaries. Of course I “serious” up as the situation warrants… I just enjoy getting to know my callers on a more personal level before I presume to order them about, lol.

I’ve talked to some of my favorite boys, boys who know their place, who understand my personality and enjoy the probing questions I ask. Laura was punished for her multitude of sins and is on an extended punishment each day this week. Not only that, I tricked her into doubling her spanking, lol. Such red cheeks and half the strokes weren’t even ordered! A boy in my cocksucker training program completed his task, taking a total of eighteen cocks down his throat since we last spoke about a week ago. I was so proud of his dick slurping prowess, I allowed him a much needed spooge. I spoke with my favorite interracial cuckold husband and we discussed his wife’s many black and multi-racial lovers. There are many more memorable calls I haven’t mentioned, but you boys are on my mind as well, never fear.

While discussing expensive lingerie with a sissy caller of mine last night, I broke out my old bookmarks and dug up the link for Agent Provocateur again. I know how much you sweet little sissy queers love the feel of such finely erotic apparel… and I do so adore their filmy bras and panties… and the garter belts are so modern and sexy… this ain’t your mama’s sexy lingerie… but wouldn’t you like it to be yours… and mine? There’s a wishlist option and I’ll be adding the link to mine soon. If nothing else for the sissies to browse and lust for the filmy, flirty, oh so sensual underthings they offer.

Anything you’d like to share with me this weekend? An erotic confession, a burning fantasy… and out of control lust for my mockery and laughter? I’ll be available each day (9/6 - 9/7) from 8am until midnight. I’ll most likely take a few breaks and may even be on earlier/later than the times listed… just want to give you boys a heads up so you can plan to speak with me… you know you want to.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I recently had the pleasure of speaking with a pretty little sissy who giggled just like a girl. I was impressed with “her” manners, she sounded exactly like a real woman. Absolutely amazing! We enjoyed a lovely dress up session. We talked while she lounged in a bubble bath and enjoyed how soft and feminine it made her feel. I helped her shave her legs and around her clitty and pussy. After she emerged from her bath like Venus rising from the sea, I helped her choose some silky clothing that excited her tremendously. It was hard for her not to rub her legs together so her sweet clitty was aroused. I told her to lie back and tease herself through her panties. We kept her on the edge for quite a while before she leaked sissy juice all over herself. Needless to say I quite enjoyed not quite forced feminization with my pretty little girlie. I look forward to helping more good girls get in touch with their feminine side.

I also had quite a good time with a public humiliation junkie who indulged in his desire for exposure. Many of you know it thrills me when my boys put themselves in the line of danger. The thrill of almost getting caught adds a certain spice. He went into the garage door wearing nothing but stolen panties and opened the garage door. I know he was hoping his neighbor would pick that moment to emerge and bust him. Sadly, no one saw his shame. We talked about the differences in fantasy and reality. He was quite in touch, knowing such scenarios don’t always turn out as planned. The fantasy is she’d laugh, point and taunt. Reality holds she’d call the cops and he’d be labeled a sex offender. So much risk for a simple CFNM fantasy! So small risks are good, nothing too outrageous. Isn’t it nice you have someone as open minded and creative as me to help you explore those risky humiliation fantasies?

Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Today I had the pleasure of speaking with my most favorite sissy fag, Dickie. Dickie loves forced bi humiliation though it’s arguable if it’s forced at all. Why? Left to his own devices, Dickie would visit glory holes and adult bookstores with regularity. He’d be chaste for several weeks. Every now and then he goes through this thing where he denies his inner sissy slut. It never lasts. He always goes right back to his old habits… dressing up like a dirty little whore and driving all the men crazy. When he visits his haunts in the city, it’s safe to say he takes load after load. Poor little slut gets so horny he can’t help himself.

He told me of his day in the city yesterday. He went downtown in his sweats and changed in the men’s room into his booty shorts and tank top. I’m sure he looked like a sweet little hustler. Hell, I told him he needed a lollipop to make his girlishness even more apparent. He didn’t have to wait long for a mouthful though, he told me he sucked off 5 guys in the space of 3 hours… he even let a couple of them have his black cherry! Dickie is suck a nasty little fag whore it makes me smile with pleasure.

Today, he wore a cute little pink minidress with a cute matching bra and panty set from Victoria’s Secret. He really should have been a girl. He’s slender and feminine… so pretty. I’d love to make him the victim of complete forced feminization so we could grow his breasts very large! I am glad he’s moved away from his mom’s house. He used to be so afraid mommy would catch him playing dress up games. She did a few times, but face it, if you’re living with a sissy fag like Dickie, you’re going to know he should have been a girl… and treat him accordingly. The fact is, Dickie is much happier when he’s treated like a dirty girl.

How many of you girlies out there wish you could release your feminine side 24/7? Give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and let’s talk about it.

Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Fag Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.

First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.

Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.

You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.

So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….

Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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The greatest thing about strapon phone sex is the feeling of power I get whilst wearing my plastic penis. Of course it’s larger than most of the men who’s mangina longs for the feel of my beautiful strap on cock, bigger than yours, giggle. I adore the build up… when I strap it on over my panties and you watch every hope of fucking me go straight out the window. I see how resigned your are to your complete subjection, the acceptance in you voice that they will be the “fuckee’ and not the “fucker” as they expected. I am a femdom Mistress, there’s no denying that fact now, no opportunity to escape my clutches, but then as a submissive bitch boy… why on earth would you even try?

Much to your shame and surprise, you feel your cock getting hard, relegated to mere clit as your most intimate orifice is exposed to my probing dildo. Of course I’ll lubricate you. I love those little syringes that can fill to the brim with lubricant. I bend you over slowly, pull down your sissy panties and then inject you with a little something to make it slide in even easier. I feel your struggles and I allow them because it amuses me. It’s no use clenching to avoid it, due to the slippery nature of the lubricant, escape from my girl-cock is impossible. I love the feel of you beneath me, trying so earnestly to avoid what is inevitable. But at the very same time, I can hear the desperation to surrender in your voice. That’s when you position yourself for your fucking, ass high, cheeks spread and hole open and ready.

As I hold you down and push, eventually I feel victory as the head pops inside. I hear you moan as I press in deeper, careful to move slowly lest you embarrass yourself by coming without anything but this deep, probing anal stimulation. You’re a butt slut and you know it. As I ride you, I revel in knowing I’ve now broken you to the saddle. No longer able to pretend you don’t love strap on sex, no longer to avoid those feelings of need for forced anal penetration. Now it’s time to admit it by calling me and begging, pleading for a hot, deep penetration from my enormous strapon. What are you afraid of, we all know how much you want it…

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

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Hi there everyone! I’m finally fully recovered from my sore throat and I’m ready to rock your world once more, lol. Today is just a quick post for all you sissy sluts, a frugal crossdressers guide for summer sales including codes that get you a percentage off your purchases. I hope all you little sissy queers find it useful in your quest for the feminine ideal.

Metrostyle has clothing in talls for the vertically challenged sissy. I buy lots of stuff from this store, on with codes like these, of course. Who says a fem dom can’t be frugal, too? Here are some coupon codes and I’m listing just what they’ll do for you!
MSJULY - Buy one item, get the next for 50% off.
MSMYFAV25 - $20 off $80

Chadwicks of Boston has super feminine, high quality dress and casual clothing for the fashionable sissy slut. Right now, they’re having a huge 50% off sale. You may combine sales items with the following coupon codes.
XH4th - 50% off your second item
CHEXPRESS - $20 off $60 order
CH33 - 33% off a single item

E.L.F. Cosmetics has cheap, high quality makeup even without the coupon codes. They have everything a budding forced feminization fan could ask for in the fine art of cosmetics. There are lots of nice nail shades, lipstick and gloss… they even have their own brand of mineral makeup! The glossy red lipstick they carry, Ruby Slipper would look so nice smeared all over a cock for those of you in need of cocksucker training.
RADIO - 50% off $15 order
BATH10 - Get 3 bath items for $10
DMSHP50 - Get 50% off your next order

Victoria’s Secret has several great deals… if you have their Angel Card. I’m quite sure some of you sissies do! So here’s the codes and what they do for you…
$10 off bra purchase SP77933
$10 off bra purchase FA77789
Free Cotton Panties (black, white, buff, ivory, or whisper pink only) PASS0608

Amiclubwear has a huge clearance sale going, including some .99 shoes!! Here’s a code for free shipping for your fuck me pumps.
AMISHIPPED - Free shipping on $50

As a shopaholic, your Goddess finds many such deals on a daily basis. If there’s enough demand, I may start a sissy shopping code page on my blog. Let me know if you’d like to see more.

I’ll be posting an original cuckold short story in the next few days, as well as a nifty little strap on phone sex story I’m still working on. If you have any story requests, let me know… your Goddess loves to write kinky things to arouse your mind… and your sissy clit.

Until then…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

 Sissy Slut Tips for Summer Femininity [3:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I feel like I’ve been neglecting my little sissy sluts lately. So tonight, my blog is dedicated to the cute little crossdressers who love to feel as feminine as they can be. So I’ve gathered a list of things you can do either stealthily or full blown. I’ll make a suggestion for both ways with each entry. Enjoy!

At the Salon

1. Get a manicure and pedicure. If you need to hide your forced feminization, then use clear polish. If you are a full blown sissy slut? Of course choose a frosty pink, fire engine red or another color that screams fem!

2. Get a body wax. For the timid girls, choose one area like your back, legs or chest. If you are full on fem? Get everything ripped from the neck down. Enjoy the cool feeling of smooth all summer long.

3. Get a makeup application and lesson. The girls at the salon are brilliant with color. Let them show you what it can do for you. If you need to hide your inclinations tell them you lost a bet. If not, then let the color flow free and be unapologetic. You’re going to be beautiful when they’ve finished.

4. Get a facial and eye treatment. Most salons offer these services to men as well. Ask for a male or “sports” facial if you’re shy. If not, ask for the full treatment!

5. Get a full body scrub for exfoliation. Nothing screams male like dry skin. If you’re too shy to ask, do this one at home with a store bought scrub. Trust me, your skin will thank you.

6. Get an eyelash perm and tint. Ever notice how males have the most beautiful lashes? If you’re one of the lucky males you won’t need this one. If not, let them do you up right. Make those peepers pop!

7. Have your eyebrows waxed. If you need to hide, then consider it manscaping. If not, then let them arch them like a woman’s. Over those beautiful permed and tinted lashes they’ll look so exotic and delicious.

Feeling all pretty now? Of course you are. You look so pretty, too. Now you need a look. Find you a feminine outfit and lounge in it for a while. Have the house to yourself all night? Then sleep in your girlie attire. Touch yourself through the silky fabric, don’t stroke. Just rub gently like a woman would, over the panties. Are you longing to suck some cock? What are you waiting for? This is the perfect opportunity to be the best little cumslut you can be. I want you out cruising for a tasty cock to suck. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it so much you just might squirt spontaneously in your panties. Are you ready for it? Open your mouth wide, suck it to his balls and remember to breathe when he’s all the way inside your throat. Revel in the feeling of being a sissy faggot. It’s the path you chose, enjoy it to the fullest….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

On of my favorite callers is a crossdressing little whore I just call boislut. We’ve spoken at length in the past few weeks exploring his fascination with forced feminization. Apparently, his sister found him in her panties one day and proceeded to manipulate, feminize and whore out her brother. While he insists he didn’t intend to become a sissy fag slut, apparently the urge is too strong. At my urging, of course… I do so enjoy helping willing pervs find their true place in life… he called his sister and even went over. What happened, was of course predictable.

Sis’s hubby also happens to be a former slut of hers she’d dressed and blackmailed. Boislut had been told he wouldn’t be home, but she’s always lied like the times she said he didn’t have to dress, didn’t have to go out on the blowjob dates she’d arranged or that she’d tell no one. Even then, she’d taken pics and forced him into public humiliation with exposure always a real possibility. And one last thing, for her, he sucked his first cock. Much to his shame, he enjoyed it!

So sis dresses them both up, forces the sluts to 69 with an ominous warning… the first to come has to be assfucked by the winner. Of course, horny as boislut was, he lost and took the fucking he deserved. And his sis made a video of his first ass fuck in years…. wonder who’ll she be showing it to, lol? While he claims it’s all forced bisexuality, he capitulated far too easily when I encouraged him to face his so-called tormentor. Now she has him coming back Friday night to play all over again.

I know you’re out there tonight, boislut, reading this is your stockings and garters, wanking you dinky dick… so enjoy, little girlie slut… this ones for you! I have so much fun with my femdom phone sex calls, drawing out the subbies, and uncovering inch by inch what makes them tick….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com