Archive for the “Sissy Assignments” Category

Your divine dominatrix forgot to post these for my perverted pipe pounders… I’m sure you’ll appreciate the special brand of humiliation that I bring to the table, else you wouldn’t be so eager, so excited to follow my instructions to most specific detail… so here goes.

My Humiliation Bootcamp assignment encourages you to get in touch with your feminine side… whether you have one or not, lol. It’s fun to feminize those with no desire to be girly. Straight on humiliation is sooo much fun.

My Cocktease Assignment guarantees you’ll be the bell of the ball (or balls, lol). See I find CFNM so amusing that it seemed like a nice assignment for you to dress scantily at a pool party so the girls can get a giggle at your expense. Get out your banana hammocks boys, it’s time to show off, lol.

Enjoy your assignments and I can’t wait to hear more of your sissy fag adventures…

Until then…

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

While I adore so many aspects of my work, I most enjoy helping little sissy fag cocksuckers realize their true place in life. What’s that, you ask? Force feminized underneath their street clothes, OK, trust me, there’s loads of men out there who love a chick with a dick… a little something extra. There’s nothing more enjoyable than teaching the future cocksuckers of America just how it’s done. My training takes place in several sections. Let me explain and if it sounds something you’d be interested in, then by all means call me.

First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.

Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.

You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.

So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….

Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

 Sissy Sales Codes for Frugal Crossdressers [3:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hi there everyone! I’m finally fully recovered from my sore throat and I’m ready to rock your world once more, lol. Today is just a quick post for all you sissy sluts, a frugal crossdressers guide for summer sales including codes that get you a percentage off your purchases. I hope all you little sissy queers find it useful in your quest for the feminine ideal.

Metrostyle has clothing in talls for the vertically challenged sissy. I buy lots of stuff from this store, on with codes like these, of course. Who says a fem dom can’t be frugal, too? Here are some coupon codes and I’m listing just what they’ll do for you!
MSJULY - Buy one item, get the next for 50% off.
MSMYFAV25 - $20 off $80

Chadwicks of Boston has super feminine, high quality dress and casual clothing for the fashionable sissy slut. Right now, they’re having a huge 50% off sale. You may combine sales items with the following coupon codes.
XH4th - 50% off your second item
CHEXPRESS - $20 off $60 order
CH33 - 33% off a single item

E.L.F. Cosmetics has cheap, high quality makeup even without the coupon codes. They have everything a budding forced feminization fan could ask for in the fine art of cosmetics. There are lots of nice nail shades, lipstick and gloss… they even have their own brand of mineral makeup! The glossy red lipstick they carry, Ruby Slipper would look so nice smeared all over a cock for those of you in need of cocksucker training.
RADIO - 50% off $15 order
BATH10 - Get 3 bath items for $10
DMSHP50 - Get 50% off your next order

Victoria’s Secret has several great deals… if you have their Angel Card. I’m quite sure some of you sissies do! So here’s the codes and what they do for you…
$10 off bra purchase SP77933
$10 off bra purchase FA77789
Free Cotton Panties (black, white, buff, ivory, or whisper pink only) PASS0608

Amiclubwear has a huge clearance sale going, including some .99 shoes!! Here’s a code for free shipping for your fuck me pumps.
AMISHIPPED - Free shipping on $50

As a shopaholic, your Goddess finds many such deals on a daily basis. If there’s enough demand, I may start a sissy shopping code page on my blog. Let me know if you’d like to see more.

I’ll be posting an original cuckold short story in the next few days, as well as a nifty little strap on phone sex story I’m still working on. If you have any story requests, let me know… your Goddess loves to write kinky things to arouse your mind… and your sissy clit.

Until then…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

 Sissy Slut Tips for Summer Femininity [3:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I feel like I’ve been neglecting my little sissy sluts lately. So tonight, my blog is dedicated to the cute little crossdressers who love to feel as feminine as they can be. So I’ve gathered a list of things you can do either stealthily or full blown. I’ll make a suggestion for both ways with each entry. Enjoy!

At the Salon

1. Get a manicure and pedicure. If you need to hide your forced feminization, then use clear polish. If you are a full blown sissy slut? Of course choose a frosty pink, fire engine red or another color that screams fem!

2. Get a body wax. For the timid girls, choose one area like your back, legs or chest. If you are full on fem? Get everything ripped from the neck down. Enjoy the cool feeling of smooth all summer long.

3. Get a makeup application and lesson. The girls at the salon are brilliant with color. Let them show you what it can do for you. If you need to hide your inclinations tell them you lost a bet. If not, then let the color flow free and be unapologetic. You’re going to be beautiful when they’ve finished.

4. Get a facial and eye treatment. Most salons offer these services to men as well. Ask for a male or “sports” facial if you’re shy. If not, ask for the full treatment!

5. Get a full body scrub for exfoliation. Nothing screams male like dry skin. If you’re too shy to ask, do this one at home with a store bought scrub. Trust me, your skin will thank you.

6. Get an eyelash perm and tint. Ever notice how males have the most beautiful lashes? If you’re one of the lucky males you won’t need this one. If not, let them do you up right. Make those peepers pop!

7. Have your eyebrows waxed. If you need to hide, then consider it manscaping. If not, then let them arch them like a woman’s. Over those beautiful permed and tinted lashes they’ll look so exotic and delicious.

Feeling all pretty now? Of course you are. You look so pretty, too. Now you need a look. Find you a feminine outfit and lounge in it for a while. Have the house to yourself all night? Then sleep in your girlie attire. Touch yourself through the silky fabric, don’t stroke. Just rub gently like a woman would, over the panties. Are you longing to suck some cock? What are you waiting for? This is the perfect opportunity to be the best little cumslut you can be. I want you out cruising for a tasty cock to suck. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it so much you just might squirt spontaneously in your panties. Are you ready for it? Open your mouth wide, suck it to his balls and remember to breathe when he’s all the way inside your throat. Revel in the feeling of being a sissy faggot. It’s the path you chose, enjoy it to the fullest….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

 

 Cocksucking for Fun and Profit [2:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I sent him out on a mission, suck as many cocks as you can, make as much money as you deserve, bring your cum filled mouth and your cash home to me. He was more than happy to oblige. This vital step in his cocksucker training made him realize exactly what he is to me…. my cocksucking whore. He’d always avoided the glory holes and the bookstores, knowing instinctively once he started, he would never stop. He was right.

The very instant I suggested his mission, he rebelled a bit. He begged me to do anything but that. He swore he’d service my strap on cock as often as I liked. But I knew that wouldn’t be enough to satisfy me. Sure, I adore bending a sissy slut cocksucker over and violating his black cherry over and over, but there’s something missing with all that. I knew in my heart that real cock was what he needed and I fully intended for him to see it to. Hence the mission. He’d always claimed he wouldn’t do it, but I could see his excitement building as I drove him to the seedy part of town. The part of town he’d so carefully avoided like his true desires.

“So bitch, are you ready to earn your keep?” I asked him.

“But I didn’t think you’d really make me…” he gasped. “Really? You want me to get out here, dressed like this and make money for you…. it’s so humiliating…”

“Of course it is, but sissy queers need their humiliation, it’s like a drug. Do it. Don’t call me until you feel I’ll be satisfied with the evening’s take. I expect at least a hundred, but if you do better, then perhaps I’ll reward you… besides, something tells me you’re going to enjoy this.”

So I drop him off at the bookstore, a notorious cruisy one. He’s wearing a pink babydoll tshirt and skintight jeans. I watch the men loitering outside the store watching him shake his ass while he walks inside. I hear their catcalls and one of them even follows him. I leave him there in there most competent hands, knowing these men will break my little sissy faggot in right.

He calls me every hour with an update. At first he’s hesitant, but by the third hour he’s become a total cock loving whore. The little pole smoker is begging me to allow him to go to a private club, to an orgy with the men he’s met. As long as you get paid, slut…. and I get my cut, too.

Does that sound like fun to you? Dressed up, pimped out, forced to face your true desires? Then call me and let’s have some fun….

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com