Empress Lauren’s Fem Dom Blog 1-800-356-6169

Aug

 

Do you ever feel empty after you masturbate? I don’t mean your balls, of course your spooge is missing. I’m talking about something else entirely. It’s not a physical ache, but an emotional one. After you’ve come you start to feel it, depression, desperation, hunger for something more than a solitary session with Rosy Palm. An orgasm spent alone is a wasted orgasm, something that should be avoided on pain of punishment. You’ll be amazed the edge your desire takes when your balls are blue. The focus of your life then becomes not the destination but the journey. With each passing day you’ll edge yourself over and over, never spilling your precious seed… and if you do lose yourself in a moment of weakness, you’ll know the shame and pain of failure. And how better to train a pathetic masturbator with cock and ball torture and extended orgasm denial?

Are you ready to reach the ultimate fulfillment that chastity training can bring? Of course you won’t be locked away entirely. I love being a keyholding chastity mistress, but of course distance and the limitations of phone sex make the idea impractical in most cases. That doesn’t mean I won’t make you lock it away however. I’ll make you complicit in the cock control I enforce. And don’t think I won’t let you stroke, guided masturbation is the majority of the fun for me. I love making you masturbate to my rhythm right to the very edge… then saying the one word that deflates all hope… Stop. But admit it, you don’t feel empty anymore. In fact, you have something very special to look forward to. While your balls are sore and blue, the promise of eventual release leaves you breathless, gives you a reason to get up every morning… to stroke to the edge again and feel the ache all day long.

And should you fail and blow your load without permission? Of course punishment is in order. While I’m a sensual woman, failure to follow my instructions to the letter leave me a very pissed off and ready to indulge in more than a little femdom cbt . The ache you felt before your unauthorized orgasm is nothing compared to the pain you’ll feel while I bind, beat and batter your cock and balls. You’ll become a better stroker boy when you learn to take your medicine like the man you’re so obviously not…

Empress Lauren, Guided Masturbatrix
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Aug

 

The lovely Mistress Vivian had a great idea for multi Mistress blog posts. For this week’s posting, she chose our favorite phone sex roleplay scenarios. Though I have several, the general tone of a Villainess Fantasy intrigues me. I love it when a caller asks me NOT to restrain myself and fully develop my wicked Femme Fatale side. A recent caller wished for me to indulge in a capture and bdsm fantasy, complete with gloating villainy. Being both deviant and depraved, I was happy to oblige.

Mistress dressed herself in black leather from head to toe, then followed you to the bar. You were looking over your shoulder, suspecting someone had been stalking you for weeks. You look relieved when you join the crowd at the bar. After all, who’s going to get you there? You’re perfectly safe… at least until Mistress arrives. You can’t take your eyes off her, fascinated by the sense of “other” about her. Your fem dom fetish wet dreams are filled with leather clad beauties just like her. You’ve been drawing them for years and wanking to your creations. She’s tall, lithe, moves like a jungle cat in her thigh high black leather boots you find yourself so willing to worship… You’re suprised when she zeroes directly in on you at the bar. Women like Mistress don’t notice you… not until tonight. And something about her seems sooo familiar.

She smells of danger and sex arousing you instantly, though you haven’t spoke, haven’t touched. You try to speak, but her finger rises to your lips… shhhh… don’t talk. You know who I am, you made me. You drew me and through your repeated offerings of semen, you made me real. I’ve been watching you, wanting you. I know what you need…. of course she does… You take another drink, enraptured by Mistress. Your mind flows to all the depraved things your masturbated to while you were creating her and you wonder if she knows. You look to Her eyes as you sip your drink and realize yes, yes she does. Then you start feeling funny, your head spinning and she’s smiling. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you. Mistress knows just what you need, slave boy.

You awaken to find her standing over you, gloating. She’s smiling and you sense the danger in it. You try to move, but find you’re not only strapped down, but naked and rather than fearing it, you revel in it. I knew you’d like it, she says, just like in your fantasy. All tied up and at my mercy…. what should I start with? Maybe I should torture you a bit? But what first? I know you love it when I tease your nipples, when I pinch them gently at first, then tweak them hard and clamp them. Doesn’t that feel nice, slave boy? Good. Now your cock… I know how much you adore cock and ball torture and you’re rock hard already. I hope you don’t think you’ll be getting relief tonight, slave boy…

More tomorrow, lol….

Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jul

 

As many of you know, this weekend was my birthday. My friends and I dolled up and hit the town and painted it several very vivid shades of red, lol. At one bar, this sleazy fucker wouldn’t leave us alone. He kept telling us he could pleasure us all with his enormous cock. We cock mocked him and drove him so nuts, he went to the parking lot with us to show off his massive tool. What Mr. Man claimed was the largest cock ever turned out to be four limp inches that shrank even further as he heard four hot chicks laughing their asses off at it’s true pathetic nature. I told him if someone had told him his dinky dick was huge they must have been a compulsive liar. We left him standing there holding Mr. Winky sad and in tears at our small penis humiliation.

So we went to another bar to party for a while. It always amuses me when men try to separate pretty party girls. These wankers know they don’t have a chance with all of us, so they try to cordon us off and seduce us away from our girlfriends. As if. While these wankers are deranged, they are also very profitable. Not one drink was purchased by any of us all night long. A little bit of cockteasing and it’s free drinks all around. We were all dancing together and the men clustered around hoping for a flash of leg or a wardrobe malfunction. We teased and denied each and every one of them.

Suzie has a penchant for big, black cock and cuckolding poor little dicked white boys. So all night long she was flirting and dancing with those mocha gods. Trust me, it was driving all the poor little white boys crazy. So I started fucking with them. I’d walk up behind a man watching her bump and grind with her dark boy. I whispered in his ear… “You’d love to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”. His yes both startled him and aroused me… he looked at me like I was a psychic or something. “How did you know that?” I told him I knew little pussy boys like him knew they were inferior and needed proof. What better way to prove it than to be compared to that big, black cock and found wanting. He was both sad and excited as he faced the truth and I left the club knowing my work there was done. Cuckold slut wannabes always crack me up.

So how was your weekend, wanker boy?

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jul

 

So this weekend is my birthday and my Amazon wishlist is on the sidebar, hint, hint… but the whole idea of my friends and I getting out, driving men crazy and leaving them hard and alone makes me smile… and it made me think of all you sad little dicked wankers sitting around missing me while I’m teasing and denying elsewhere. I know you’ll be thinking of me in my flirty pink dress, low cut and short, but not slutty, never that… I am your divine Goddess, after all. As a femdom Mistress, it’s my right and duty to do as I please. And it pleases me greatly to blue ball boys who think they might have a chance. Boys like you.

Think about it, I know many of you go to the bars, to the clubs and imagine you just might have a chance with a girl like me, even if it’s only to be an extreme cocktease. You see us, so hot, so dreamy and oh, so arrogant. Why? Because we crave alpha males, not girly little beta boys like you. Sure, we’ll let you sit at our tables, buy us drinks and we’ll even toss a spare smile around every now and again and let you shake your ass a bit with us on the dance floor. Can’t ruin the illusion, now can we… not even when mercenary tease and denial and financial domination are on our minds? But when the lights go down and a slow, sexy song comes on? It’s the real men we allow to touch us so intimately, in ways you’d be smacked for. They pull us close, whisper horny things into our ears and we touch them right back, touch them in ways we’d never touch you.

Why is it you keep humiliating yourself with girls like me who want you only for what you can do for her? You’re hooked on tease and denial, have the mentality of a future cuckold husband and deep down, you enjoy the cock humiliation, the fact of knowing that man on the floor with me is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You can’t hate me for wanting the best… you can only punish yourself for being so damn inferior. Console yourself, a woman’s love for alpha males goes on forever, but eventually, if you’re lucky enough to find a woman who desires the perfect cuckold husband… you might just get lucky. After all, sloppy seconds are the story of your life, now aren’t they, pussy boy?

Empress Lauren, Cock Mockery Expert
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jul

 

 
icon for podpress  Introducing Humiliation Nation [3:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hey there stroker sluts! I hope your hump day masturbation has left you either satisfied or teased and denied… depending on preference of course, lol. It’s been a lazy day for your Goddess. I’m been moving about in what I call slow motion. That doesn’t mean I’ve not been one hundred percent into my calls, just that I feel languid, relaxed and totally dreamy. It’s not a bad thing, trust me. It’s also been a day filled with laughter, not only at my silly little strokers, but at the people who share space with me and the world at large. I’ve been smiling all day, so all is well.

I have family visiting for the next few days, but thankfully that won’t interfere with my phone sex schedule. I plan on updating that later tonight, but for reference, I’ll most likely be available from around 9am EST until midnight or so for the next few days. Of course somewhere in there I’ll most likely take lunch, but I won’t be gone long. You know your Goddess has a life outside of phone humiliation! I’d also like to shop some closer to the weekend. I have a severe shopping addiction and I adore beautiful things. So I like to wander and caress the things I want to purchase. It’s soothing. And I do need to see my manicurist, one of my acrylic nails popped off while I was making a snack last night. I feel off kilter, lol.

I’ve spent a bit of time turning sissy sluts out with one of my favorite phone sex scenarios… forced bisexuality. You all know how much I love to send boys out to glory holes and adult bookstores. One of my good little cocksucker sluts managed to drain four large cocks. Another sissy fag in my cocksucker training program managed six over the holiday weekend. Needless to say, this forced bi Mistress was very proud of her dirty little dick suckers. Now I’ll have to up their quotas, everyone needs a challenge!

I’d also like to take the time to introduce my new blog to you, Humiliation Nation. I began posting last weekend and it’s my intention to explore sexual humiliation in depth there. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Little Ole Me did the design work herself. I altered an existing theme, but all the graphics were mine. I’ve ordered a book from Amazon to teach myself how to do the themes from scratch. I am a hands on kind of Mistress, lol.

Have a wonderful evening stroker boys….

Until tomorrow.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jul

 

 
icon for podpress  Adventures with Boislut [2:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Boislut called today. His sister dressed him in sexy lingerie, then had both Boislut and her husband service her big dicked lover. Boislut is often riddled with the conflicting emotions of shame and lust. He craves the forced bisexuality and forced feminization and knows he always will. For years now, he’s been dressing up. He’s such a professional, he even has a VIP card for Victoria’s Secret… and even has an Angel card! To keep things interesting, she also has videotaped his adventures and posted them somewhere on the internet! Lookout, Boislut, someday you’ll be a great big porn star!

I’ve also talked extensively to a panty humping faggot this week who desires more than anything to be pimped out and turned into a glory hole slut. He’s also into extreme tease and denial begging me to castrate him if he cums while he’s humping his panties. What fun! I do so enjoy listening to him wax poetic about his love for the cock. We decided Sindy would be a perfect name for a slut such as her. He humped his silky panties for hours while I denied him release. I even washed his whore mouth out with a bar of soap!

My Ashtray is back from his trip out of town and we had a nice phone humiliation call yesterday, as well. The nice thing about Ashtray is knowing there’s always a place to tap my cigarette, lol… his whore mouth. I love taunting him, forcing him to service not only me, but my friends as well. He is truly a slave that serves with both eagerness and devotion. He knows he’s trained specifically for my needs and wants and nothing else matters but my complete satisfaction. Of course, I reward him for that… I allow him to cum occasionally, lol.

Of course, there’s lots of other wonderful phone sex calls I haven’t mentioned, but I’ve enjoyed them all. I adore cuckolds, cocksuckers and strap on sluts… everything in between. It’s so much fun to put you boys through your paces, teaching you to be better submissives and keeping you in your place… on your knees serving me and my fellow fem dom Mistresses. It’s what you little sluts are here for, after all… don’t you agree?

I’m putting the finishing touches on my cuckold short story. I’ll be posting it in a day or so… so be patient. I can promise, as always, it’ll be worth the wait and then some.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jun

 

 
icon for podpress  Guided Masturbation with a Smide of Tease and Denial [2:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Guess who’s the featured Mistress at MayICum.com today? Of course it’s yours truly, the Divine Empress Lauren… your Fem Dom Phone Sex Goddess! Guided masturbation is a very rewarding endeavor for me. The rush of power I get while controlling the movement of your hand on your throbbing cock elates me. Knowing your hand is the force of my will, stroking, teasing and ultimately deciding if you’re worthy of an orgasm. Some are… most aren’t. Orgasm denial or restriction leaves you edgy, horny, unfulfilled and eager to tease yourself to the edge again and again… at my behest, of course. Guiding your orgasm gives me the thrill of control while you suffer at my whims… and love each and every second of it!

I’ve also been pondering a series of posts with homemade bdsm gear tips. For those in a small town or on a budget, a wild imagination can save you tons of bucks on everything from paddles and clamps to cock and ball torture equipment. I’ll be taking requests for fetishes. Email me or PM me on Yahoo with suggestions for topics… examples would be for the CBT fetishist, for those who enjoy nipple torture, anal training, etc. I want to expand your minds and save you some cash… so you can use it to call me to try out all your goodies, lol. That’s not too much to ask for, now is it?

My throat has been quite tender the past couple of days and I’ve not been up to indulging myself in too much phone sex pleasure. I’ve been binging on Sartori throat spray hoping I’ll be up to snuff in the morning. If you’ve wanted a call in the past few days and have been unable to catch me on, I’ll be back to my regular schedule tomorrow.

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jun

 

 
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As always, my week has been filled with wonderful phone sex calls. WM called early in the week and gets a special shout out… because he knows what a wanker he is. The chronic masturbator loves stroking his bone while I humiliate him for his shortcomings. Just between us, that’s really easy. Phone humiliation is an art WM very much enjoys. He also adores strippers and escorts and hasn’t had a “free” sexual experience in years! I do so love the way he whimpers when he begs to blow, sweet music to my ears! While I love to tease and deny, I also adore the sounds men make when they come. Every orgasm is unique, yet you can tell the strength and intensity of the splooge just by the way he grunts and sighs…

Today, Ms. Courtney and I talked to(and watched on webcam!)”he who wields a butterknife, not a sword” . He wasn’t dressed as an adult baby today, nor in his sissy slut Happy Bunny tshirt and pink panties… no, he sort of wore men’s clothes today. If you could call Homer Simpson boxers manly! But we teased him immensely, he knows he can’t come until he convinces one of the Mistresses he’s a real man (fat chance!). The fantasy involved his position of power in his office. As the Not-So-Big Bossman, he has far too much control. We found out his secret weakness, though… Dominant women in short skirts and high heels who adore men with huge cocks. So we caught him wanking behind his office door and he gave us a promotion to keep us happy. We became the heads of the new “Special Projects” division. What was our purpose? To train the other women in the fine art of teasing and denying the Not-So-Big Bossman.

He did surprise me, though, when we trained his new secretary and he produced her from his closet. Lo and behold, Not-So-Big Bossman had her in her short black skirt and low cut white blouse… his Blow Up Doll! We laughed so hard as he showed off his oral skills with her, then produced a large dildo, twice as big as his tiny pecker, and proceeded to fuck her sweet plastic pussy with it… he told us even plastic girls deserved a nice big cock… I’m inclined to agree. Of course, he was denied orgasm at the end of our call. Hell, he knows better than to even ask. He’s not proven to anyone he’s a man… and I doubt very seriously he will. Here’s a pic of Not-So-Big Bossman (or “he who wields a butterknife…) with his plastic girlfriend… the blowup doll who cuckolds his silly old ass!

Not-So-Big Bossman's Blow Up Slut

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

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Jun

 

 
icon for podpress  New Humiliation Assignment from Fem Dom Lauren [2:33m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hi there stroker boys! I hope your been enjoying the new pics I posted… though hopefully not too much without me. I do so love guiding your masturbation through your humiliation assignments personally, one on one. The intimate bond we form while I whisper instructions into your ear, building your lust and drawing upon your more basic drives. That’s how women control you, though many of you are too stupid to realize it. We capitalize on your desire to please us no matter how degrading or humiliating our requests and demands. When you discover you enjoy it and are foolish enough to admit it? Well, then we taunt you with your perversions… making you even harder and even easier to control! After all, you might have suffered some minor embarrassment, but you’ve succeeded in pleasing a beautiful woman and that’s less than you do on most days, lol.

So what’s a dirty boy like you to do? Why love to adore the taste of your own semen, of course. That’s what my newest Humiliation Assignment on Humiliation Bootcamp is all about. I mean, I know you’re filthiest desires. I know that cocksucker training is a craving deep inside most of you. At the very least, you crave to suck the leftover semen from your wife’s cuckold bull when she returns home from her tryst… don’t deny it. I know that while some of you consider yourself straight, those forced fem and forced bisexuality fantasies haunt you daily, sometimes hourly and mostly by the minute. While you adopt a persona of a strong, masculine man… face the truth… you’re under endowed and in the closet. You’ll begin to understand then that your lack of manhood keeps you from deserving fresh, untainted pussy and that to breed would only pollute the gene pool further. So what to do with the leavings from your self abuse? Visit the link below for the very easy answer to your question…

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Oh? And by the way, do you like my new banner? Let me know what you think!

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Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com


Jun

 

 
icon for podpress  A Special Fem Dom Phone Sex Note [1:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here’s something special for all you stroker boys tonight. I’ve revamped my Photos page as well as listing all my Audios (save the podcasts linked from individual posts). The links for the pages are at the top header on the page. Make sure you explore them, listen to them and enjoy my unique take on fem dom phone sex. Plus so many of you have begged for more pictures of my glorious body. Don’t get too excited, I’ve not posted any nudes… as if you panty perverts deserved the sight of my bare flesh. But I do so enjoy teasing and denial. I’ve made sure to include photos that will force you to rise to the occasion with no relief in sight, lol.

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And for you humiliation phone sex junkies? Oh I haven’t forgotten you. I understand the sight of me taunts you, you understand instinctively I’ll find you at the very least inadequate sexually and at the most a laughable waste of good cock flesh. As an alpha female, naturally I’m attracted to, drawn to like a lodestone to my masculine number, the alpha male. What’s that, you ask? Not you, lol. He’s strong, he’s hung and he can go all night. From what I can see from some of you wanker boys, though… well, isn’t it embarrassing it takes a mere five minutes to piddle in your panties? You make me laugh…

Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com



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