Also, we launched our new blog for our small cock humiliation chat called Cock Mockery. We’ll be posting chat topics, polls and more to give you your humiliation fix. This weeks poll concerns your cock size. Show us your shame or your game! After all, cock mockery isn’t limited to the small of cock. There’s lots of reasons girls like us would laugh at a big one. Sexual inadequacy is a deal breaker and if that huge bone of yours doesn’t get hard enough to do it’s job, we’ll laugh your ass out of bed, too.

I’ve taken lots of lovely phone sex calls this weekend. I talked with sissiboi who’s sister loves to dress him up and make him indulge in forced bisexuality. This week she brought her boyfriend over and made sissiboi suck like a slut. Of course he denied he wanted it, but couldn’t deny the stiffy he got in his new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. His sis is a real fem dom Mistress, she even made him get a VS credit card!

I also talked to a delicious little slut who’s wife had just introduced him to the joys of interracial cuckolding. She brought home her big, black cock and made hubby watch while she devoured it with both her mouth, then her cunt. After her buck pounded her til she screamed, wifey was kind enough to allow her cuckold hubby to suck her creampie clean. He swore it was the more erotic sexual experience ever for him… and I can believe it. He was so enthusiastic in telling his story, his sissy clit shot twice!

So how’s your week? Call me and share all your wicked experiences or fantasies with me. I’ll be taking calls all week from 7am EST until Midnight or so at 1-800-356-6169. I can’t wait to talk to you!

I also had quite a good time with a public humiliation junkie who indulged in his desire for exposure. Many of you know it thrills me when my boys put themselves in the line of danger. The thrill of almost getting caught adds a certain spice. He went into the garage door wearing nothing but stolen panties and opened the garage door. I know he was hoping his neighbor would pick that moment to emerge and bust him. Sadly, no one saw his shame. We talked about the differences in fantasy and reality. He was quite in touch, knowing such scenarios don’t always turn out as planned. The fantasy is she’d laugh, point and taunt. Reality holds she’d call the cops and he’d be labeled a sex offender. So much risk for a simple CFNM fantasy! So small risks are good, nothing too outrageous. Isn’t it nice you have someone as open minded and creative as me to help you explore those risky humiliation fantasies?

Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

He told me of his day in the city yesterday. He went downtown in his sweats and changed in the men’s room into his booty shorts and tank top. I’m sure he looked like a sweet little hustler. Hell, I told him he needed a lollipop to make his girlishness even more apparent. He didn’t have to wait long for a mouthful though, he told me he sucked off 5 guys in the space of 3 hours… he even let a couple of them have his black cherry! Dickie is suck a nasty little fag whore it makes me smile with pleasure.

Today, he wore a cute little pink minidress with a cute matching bra and panty set from Victoria’s Secret. He really should have been a girl. He’s slender and feminine… so pretty. I’d love to make him the victim of complete forced feminization so we could grow his breasts very large! I am glad he’s moved away from his mom’s house. He used to be so afraid mommy would catch him playing dress up games. She did a few times, but face it, if you’re living with a sissy fag like Dickie, you’re going to know he should have been a girl… and treat him accordingly. The fact is, Dickie is much happier when he’s treated like a dirty girl.

How many of you girlies out there wish you could release your feminine side 24/7? Give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and let’s talk about it.

Empress Lauren, Your Sissy Fag Trainer
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Cuckold relationships require open communication. I’m sure she’s told you already you don’t measure up. You knew it before she spoke the words. You learned it long ago when you stood naked in the locker room… you even learned to love the fine art of small cock humiliation. Now you need to stand aside and let a real man complete the job you couldn’t. You can’t say it’s never crossed your mind. You’ve always wanted to see her with that flushed look of pleasure you can’t provide. So do it. Tell her you know she’s not happy and help her find a better lover to serve as your surrogate.

What can you expect? Well, I can’t say she won’t treat you differently, she will. Cuckolds are most always met with affectionate contempt by their women. While she understands you, loves you, you just aren’t the kind of man she thought she wanted to breed with. She always thought she deserved an alpha male and when you let her see what she’s missing I can’t promise she’ll stop. But would you really want her to give up sex simply because you aren’t worthy? That’s selfish and love isn’t selfish.

So what’s on your mind this week? I’ll be taking phone domination calls all day Wednesday through Sunday up until midnight or so, probably later. My wicked imagination is in overdrive and I can’t wait to hear all your kinky, deviant fantasies. Let’s play soon, just call me at 1-800-356-6169 and ask for Lauren.

Empress Lauren, Cuckoldress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So you have to ask yourself, do you want the mysterious effects of ginger (no, you’ll have to try it!) or the more sadistic Vicks? I’m fine either way, each will suit my purposes. But per my own tastes, the ginger makes me smile. As many of you know, when inserted into your mangina ginger root will make you squirm and ache, throbbing with unthinking lust. You could probably cum spontaneously from it if you could just clench your butt muscles without the burn. Those of you who did my figging phone sex assignment will know that. So what will it do as a lubricant? Try it and find out… or better yet, give me a call at 1-800-356-6169 and we’ll torture your lucky cock and balls together.

Today has been full of delicious small cock humiliation, cuckolding and full on hardcore fem dom scenarios. I guess I have some serious fetish role play on my mind. I do so love to toy with little sluts who’s libido and imagination take him to the same dark, sultry places I look toward. It’s so much fun when the slut in question knows that together we can build the perfect phone sex roleplay that will bring him to his knees, weak and wanting. What happens then? Use YOUR imagination, lol.

Until Later.

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I also enjoyed a bit of cocksucker training with a forced fem fag girlie. I shaved her down, lotioned her and dressed her just like a cheap slut and took her out on the prowl. Of course our girlie was hot and horny so I took her to an after hours club where anything goes. I made her dance with all the sweaty boys who pawed her like a whore. While she was shaking her ass, I was selling it. I took her to the back room and made her suck off all the guys who wanted it for $10 a pop. I told you she was cheap, lol. All the while we spoke of it, girlie choked down on her thick dildo. I listened to her supressing her gag reflex so as to better satisfy those throbbing cocks she’d be sucking from now on. She really did love the big black cocks the best!

So what’s been on your naughty little crotch this week? Anything keeping you unfocused and horny that you’d like to talk about? You know how much I love to listen… and share… so let’s have some fun. I’ll be on all day on Thursday the 6th, Friday the 7th and most of the weekend. Additonally, Ms. Bailey and I will be having a hosting a chat sometime this weekend… More details tomorrow.

Until then…

Empress Lauren, Small Cock Humiliator
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Mistress dressed herself in black leather from head to toe, then followed you to the bar. You were looking over your shoulder, suspecting someone had been stalking you for weeks. You look relieved when you join the crowd at the bar. After all, who’s going to get you there? You’re perfectly safe… at least until Mistress arrives. You can’t take your eyes off her, fascinated by the sense of “other” about her. Your fem dom fetish wet dreams are filled with leather clad beauties just like her. You’ve been drawing them for years and wanking to your creations. She’s tall, lithe, moves like a jungle cat in her thigh high black leather boots you find yourself so willing to worship… You’re suprised when she zeroes directly in on you at the bar. Women like Mistress don’t notice you… not until tonight. And something about her seems sooo familiar.

She smells of danger and sex arousing you instantly, though you haven’t spoke, haven’t touched. You try to speak, but her finger rises to your lips… shhhh… don’t talk. You know who I am, you made me. You drew me and through your repeated offerings of semen, you made me real. I’ve been watching you, wanting you. I know what you need…. of course she does… You take another drink, enraptured by Mistress. Your mind flows to all the depraved things your masturbated to while you were creating her and you wonder if she knows. You look to Her eyes as you sip your drink and realize yes, yes she does. Then you start feeling funny, your head spinning and she’s smiling. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you. Mistress knows just what you need, slave boy.

You awaken to find her standing over you, gloating. She’s smiling and you sense the danger in it. You try to move, but find you’re not only strapped down, but naked and rather than fearing it, you revel in it. I knew you’d like it, she says, just like in your fantasy. All tied up and at my mercy…. what should I start with? Maybe I should torture you a bit? But what first? I know you love it when I tease your nipples, when I pinch them gently at first, then tweak them hard and clamp them. Doesn’t that feel nice, slave boy? Good. Now your cock… I know how much you adore cock and ball torture and you’re rock hard already. I hope you don’t think you’ll be getting relief tonight, slave boy…

More tomorrow, lol….

Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Your divine dominatrix forgot to post these for my perverted pipe pounders… I’m sure you’ll appreciate the special brand of humiliation that I bring to the table, else you wouldn’t be so eager, so excited to follow my instructions to most specific detail… so here goes.

My Humiliation Bootcamp assignment encourages you to get in touch with your feminine side… whether you have one or not, lol. It’s fun to feminize those with no desire to be girly. Straight on humiliation is sooo much fun.

My Cocktease Assignment guarantees you’ll be the bell of the ball (or balls, lol). See I find CFNM so amusing that it seemed like a nice assignment for you to dress scantily at a pool party so the girls can get a giggle at your expense. Get out your banana hammocks boys, it’s time to show off, lol.

Enjoy your assignments and I can’t wait to hear more of your sissy fag adventures…

Until then…

Empress Lauren, Your Fem Dom Mistress
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I mean his prick isn’t dinky, it’s merely average. Compared to the shriveled peanuts you loser boys show me he’s positively well hung. But enough to satisfy a woman? Not so much. That’s the thing. He’s average in most every way. Average height, weight, eyes, face, blah, blah, blah… why would his cock be any different. And I do feel sorry for him, he’s a hell of a nice guy, deserved better than what he got… but still… his wife DID deserve something more than mediocre. I completely understand her frustration. He’d confided in me their sex life has pretty much sucked for the past year. I, of course, suggested toys.

This created yet another problem. His wife became far too enamoured of the huge black dildo they’d purchased together. They’d promised to use it together, but more and more often he’d walked in to find her with that thick black plastic meat deep inside her. So all this leads up to the discovery of her cuckoldry. Her back door man was none other than a massive black stallion that put her twelve inch toy to shame. Not only was my friend cheated upon, he’d brought it upon himself.

Though I love my friend dearly, what the hell did he expect? He’d spent many drunken nights over the years whining about his size. I did what any friend would, I comforted him, knowing not to take him home for a pity fuck and I told him why one night when he asked. SPH is a huge handicap for a man, no matter what the rest of the world says. He seemed heartbroken and resigned until he met “size doesn’t matter” Amy, lol. What a liar! But what could I say to him, he was sure of her honesty, but really! Did he think his wife would be content with a Vienna sausage once she’d sampled the kielbasa? I allowed him the luxury of crying on my shoulder and made all the right “that bitch” noises, but truthfully… I can’t blame her. A real woman needs a real man and what better man than a big, black buck to make an interracial cuckold of her hubby?

I told him to be glad she didn’t make him her fluffer boy. Of course I had to explain it to him… and though he acted grossed out, I swear I saw a slutty gleam in his eye, like forced bisexuality wouldn’t be such a horrible thing. I just wonder if they won’t work things out and he’ll serve them with his mouth. I mean snowballs and creampies are horrible things to waste. Maybe I should suggest he start eating his own spunk in preparation for his forced bi humiliation scene, lol. Perhaps I should even enter him into my cocksucker training program!

Any thoughts on interracial cuckolding tonight? Let’s face it… it got me more than a little excited as he told me the story… I’m so going to hell!

Empress Lauren, Fem Dom Blogger
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

First off, most men are clueless as to exploring their feminine side. It’s nice to send them on shopping assignments with a notebook and camera phone. The reason behind this? Most men can’t pick color for shit. It’s nice to have an expert like me to give you a thumbs up or down on the chosen outfit. Same goes for makeup. Left to their own devices most men would end up looking like a Jerry Springer trailer trash reject. Some colors, some clothing are just not meant to be worn together and most men, bless their hearts, have no fashion sense whatsoever. So to begin your training, you’ll make guided choices for your forced feminization adventure. Unless the object of your fetish is to be laughed at, then you need me… trust me.

Secondly, panty training is such a fun activity. You get to browse through upscale lingerie establishments, running coarse, calloused fingers over that spiderspun silk. I know when you visit stores like that, your nubbin stands at full attention, imagining how sensual, how sexual that silky fabric would feel against your sissy clit. When it comes to panties, you should buy and try several different styles. Try them on, take pictures and we can see which boy shorts are just the thing, for others, its a true bikini brief. I’ve even seen sissy queers who look adorable in “granny panties”, giggle. As for the thong? Well, as nice as they look under your clothing, you must admit there’s a certain humiliation that comes from feeling the strap caress your sissy hole all day long. It puts you in the most feminine frame of mind. When thong training is complete, it’s time for the fun stuff… cocksucker training.

You think because you’ve dreamed of gobbling knob for so very long you’d be a pro at it, but that’s not the case. You need a guide, a teacher, someone who can analyze your abilities. I’m that Mistress, that Forced Bi Mistress who teaches with gradually growing strapon cocks. I’ll start small, you feminized, on your knees, prepared to suck. The four incher first, not much bigger than your dinky dicklet, huh? When you’ve mastered the fine art of sucking it to the base, we move up to five, six then finally a fat seven incher. Do you need more cock, thicker cock, longer cock? We can arrange that… I know just the thing.

So what are you waiting for sissy fag cocksucker? Join my cocksucker training program now and enjoy the new skill you’re developing, one that will take you far… and won’t you just love every single second? I know I will. Until tomorrow….

Empress Lauren, Your Forced Bi Humiliation Expert
1-800-356-6169
1.99/minute with a 10 minute minimum
empress.lauren@yahoo.com